how are we all aliive?

Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR, and thanks to regaining your twofold vision, you are pretty sure we are inevitably DOOMED TO DIE. UTOPIASTUCK AU - Sollux Captor

[twinarchivers]

> You see Dave’s reply to your post and you grit your teeth. Yes, it was your fault for fucking things up with Dirk, but Strider junior didn’t have to go and rub your personal failures in your face like that. Not when it was a human you actually cared about. A lot. A human you cared about a lot. Fuck. Fuck you missed Dirk. You need to get offline. You grip your forehead, feeling the headaches returning, pounding violently at your skull. You needed to just lay down. Lay down and forget about everyone with the last name Strider.

[twinarchivers]

well iim fiinii2hed fuckiing around here. that wa2 fun. plea2e re2ume your regularly 2cheduled relatiion2hiip drama and meme2.

[carminegallantry]

BURN THE VILLAGE.

[crabnoise-blog]

WE ARE BURNING THE VILLAGE!

[twinarchivers]

-KK probably

[twinarchivers]

testifyinggodhead

 who gave you that ugly a22 2hiirt though. they...

one we are not burning the fucking village and two i am the one that got him that shirt its a perfectly nice shirt and you are not one to give advice on fashion

ii 2hould have known iit wa2 you. ii bet iif ii 2how iit two kanaya 2he wiill per2onally banii2h you. she wiill bypa22 all counciil law and go 2traiight two cha2iing off your a22. you know, liike what 2he diid when AT triied a 2ock2 wiith 2andal2 reviival.

[twinarchivers]

more liike when the goiing get2 miildly uncomfortable. equiiu2 fuck2 off for another three rotatiion2 of the lunar cycle.

[testifyinggodhead]

thats it sollux i am going to find you and gut you 

[twinarchivers]

who gave you that ugly a22 2hiirt though. they need two be tiied to a 2take iin town 2quare u2iing that fuckiing 2hiirt and burned wiith iit.

[crabnoises]

[crabnoise-blog]

HE WOULDN’T LET ME PICK HIM UP TO TAKE A PICTURE.

[crabnoise-blog]

IGNORE MY UGLY MUG AND LOOK AT MY CAT.

[carminegallantry]

crabnoise replied to your post: #woah what2 thii2#holy 2hiit#hot#hey…

NO.

PEOPLE WITH PINEAPPLE SHIRTS AREN’T ALLOWED OPINIONS.

[carminegallantry]

#woah what2 thii2#holy 2hiit#hot#hey KK diid you 2ee how hot thii2 other you ii2?

B)

[crabnoise-blog]

WOW.

[twinarchivers]

ii am only ever hone2t wiith you.

[crabnoise-blog]

RUN AS FAR AWAY AS YOU CAN FROM THIS GOD AWFUL HELL.

[twinarchivers]

that2 one piiece of adviice from you iill comply wiith.

[crabnoise-blog]

SOLLUX IS ACTUALLY ONLINE?

[twinarchivers]

defiiniitely iimagiing 2omethiing 2iince ii have fucked off from thii2 hell hole of a blue2pace forum for all eterniity.

[testifyinggodhead]

my name2 dave 2triider and ii actually really want equiiu2 zahhak two make out wiith me lmao.

[testifyinggodhead]

sollux motherfucking captor i am going to fucking go back in time and make sure your fucking ancestor does not produce the fucking material you were made from  

[twinarchivers]

that2 not even how iit work2 2hiitlord. your lack of ba2iic under2tandiing of troll genetiic2 ii2 a2toundiing for how long youve ciircle jerked our culture2 for the pa2t 2weep and a half.

[twinarchivers]

testifyinggodhead replied to your post:testifyinggodhead replied to your...

i guess i mean i also get karkat to cling to me as well i guess i am lucky to have BOTH of them

dont talk about hiim around me.

[twinarchivers]

testifyinggodhead replied to your post:imroxydontyouloveme replied to your...

fuck you shit stain

no need two be jealou2. there2 alway2 2econd be2t, where you belong.