Twindles

What even is this site anymore?

[dwight-schrutes]

captain america: the winter soldier (2014) dir. anthony and joe russo

[antifasteve]

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

[stanleyraymondkowalski]

this is fake news don’t EVER disrespect pepper like this

[fugayyyku]

Didn’t he, like, canonically get pegged by gamora too lmaooooooo

[smoogieboogie]

Yes

[rescueironman-deactivated201909]

Wait this was pegging? I HAD NO IDEA LIKE I WAS SO INTO THIS TONY GAMORA PANEL ALREADY AND NOW IT IS LIKE 5000000000000000 TIMES BETTER. AJSKALAKKAKAA.

[starkrevolution]

I saw this and went: “Hang on now… I remember reading that. I did NOT think they were pegging.” Then I dug it out and had a closer look:

Panel two, bottom left corner — that is definitely a strap-on harness. This whole thing makes so much more sense now. I cannot believe I didn’t see that before.

Damn Gamora. Fierce.

[fugayyyku]

Wait! Didn’t rdj also call tony a feminist in his interview!!!

[queendophne]

Didn’t he also open a shelter and organization for women who needed help and let women run it because he knew as a man he (and other men) would never truly understand or help the right way? And we are talking about the same man who gave Pepper CEO of his multimillion dollar company?

[fugayyyku]

Didn’t he like, okay trigger warning but didn’t he also take a teenage rape victim turned prostitute off the streets directly to the women shelter? Like…can we stop pretending that casual sex = misogynist when tony stark in canon has so explicitly addressed women’s issues? Has so explicitly supported women? Where’s that goddamn panel of tony giving vision dating advice about treating women like the whole entire individual they are and not like an enigma they talk about in dating magazines because that shit is relevant

[van-dyne]

I was just gonna ignore this post but it keeps coming up so let me add these: 

tony’s totally letting women take charge 

look at this soft boy

(gifs from @tonystarkz x )

And that was all before he quitted being a playboy, even as he lived his playboy life you never see him disrespect women and quite the opposite to what op is implying, he plays the role that serves and submits to his partner, and do I need to add how he is with pepper who he’s in a committed relationship with for more or less 8 years now:

Like I don’t care if that’s just a meme or joke but if you have to make it, make it accurate?? Praise Thor all you like, I stan him too, but trying to paint tony as a misogynist who disrespect women, I’ve got news for you. 

[kandymation]

BEAUTIFUL HQ PICS YALL! MORE DETAILS !

( you can see Hiccups beard, and more braids !! )

[marvellestark]

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

[melodystardust]

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

[underrmyumbrellaella]

My favourite Irish insult is “Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire de chnámh do dhroma ag piocadh úll i ngairdín Ifrinn!”

[beanie-betty]

Translation?

[underrmyumbrellaella]

I hope the devil uses your backbone as a ladder to pick apple’s in the garden of hell

[beanie-betty]

Holy shit Ireland are you ok

[underrmyumbrellaella]

There’s also one that directly translates to :

May your friends have a fine day - burying you

[beanie-betty]

That’s metal as fuck

[underrmyumbrellaella]

Cursing in Irish is like actually putting a curse on someone

[underrmyumbrellaella]

why is this getting notes lmao

[angieanswers]

because I’m dying of laughter, I need to use these on someone.

[sunfortune]

LMDJSNHDJSBSHSBS

[lightbones]

[melonmemes]

What’s this meme called?

[wonderworldmotion]

[heartamantium]

when you forget to read the tags on a fanfic:

[loymain]

“friends to lovers, cuddles, established relationship,”

“vore,”

[tllst]

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

[luffenmeihn]

Vampire shaming.

[paticmak]

Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[junovoltage]

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Holy shit.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

[twindles]

Every now and then I just have to bring this back for axelkanon and I. 

Legs. For. DAYS!

Just DAYMN!

[axelkanon]

How dare!

I raise you your legs for days and present you ARMS

[twindles]

I see how it is

Two can play at this game.

Introducing…

BIKER LEATHER

Also bonus arms

[axelkanon]

well the biker leather isn’t as good as

Beatles~ “killer baby”

[twindles]

Two for One sale down here bro

This though~

That tongue can do things 

[axelkanon]

Oh nooooo not the pairing onesss

well two can play at that game

also bonus TBS arms AND Ki Hong Lee arms

[twindles]

Last post now~

Model mode active!

also shower

and finally

dat ass

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Lin-Manuel Miranda said in an interview that he wrote the song “You’re Welcome” for Maui once he knew the character would be voiced by Dwayne the rock Johnson because he thought that Dwayne the rock Johnson would be the one person on earth who could sing something so egotistical and have us completely convinced we should be thanking him and honestly he’s not wrong.

[kinqzaddy]

This just further proves my theory that he added in the “Maui can do everything but float” line knowing that people will be making the pun about “the reason floating is the only thing Maui can’t do is because he’s The Rock”.

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[thehotgirlproject]

The mom friend override