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Deep in the heart of Texas— Tyler Seguin. Number 91, center and alternate captain for the Dallas Stars. Lover of dogs. GH: twinkletwinkleseggystar (Fake as fuck. RP only)

[twinkletwinkleseggystar]

Hey demons, it’s your boy, Tyler—

I’m a hockey player by trade (center for the Dallas Stars) and, more importantly, a dog dad. I’ve been told my picture is in the dictionary next to Himbo and I haven’t decided how I feel about that yet. I’m from Brampton, so if the Stars aren’t playing for the cup I’m hoping the Leafs get there.

If you want to go skating with someone, to see my dogs, or need a dealer in Canadian snacks, you can hit me up @ twinkletwinkleseggystar

[twinkletwinkleseggystar]

I’m on mobile so, can’t do a read more, but—

If people I was writing with want to do PSLS, hit me up.

That’s for Tyler, Spencer, or Remington.

Apparently people who make questionable comments but then show growth aren’t allowed to be written because “comfort of the group”, but when I expressed people I’m uncomfortable with being played/interacting with as a queer Jew I was told to just block. I don’t do double standards, so, thanks everyone who was welcoming!

[twinkletwinkleseggystar]

Today Gerry insists on playing but also won’t let me have the toys. Literally the “no take, only throw” comic

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

poetry is basically songs for nerds

[bronzyglow]

believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

[eudaimmonia]

“this reminds me of you” ok kiss me then

[twinkletwinkleseggystar]

Thinking about hockey. Thinking about boys. Take that how you want, I rwally don’t care at this point—

[twinkletwinkleseggystar]

Here you go, @fieldofrosies

[hehehehehehe99]

[twinkletwinkleseggystar]

Mmmm I’ve slept all day and I’m still not sure I’m actually awake, but if anyone wants me in their inbox—

[incorrectdallasstars]

the ref: Bench minor penalty -- Too Many Men on the Ice.

my brain, Every Goddamn Time: t... too much man,,,

[twinkletwinkleseggystar]

I can’t keep up with my thoughts right now. It’s just--  Me: Why is Hall and Oates in my head? 

Me:...  Me: Toronto got like 5 goals, I heard You Make My Dreams a bunch of times tonight. Right-- 

Me: Why did I have The Cure queued up? 

Me:... 

Me: Right. That Robert Smith post. 

Me:... All Star by Smash Mouth is playing now and I have no explanation for that one??? 

[twinkletwinkleseggystar]

Withholding my intro seemed to work. Intro incoming

[velvetfmlive-deactivated2022071]

Am I too late to the party, or can I complain about two completely unrelated things? 1. Hockey season is over. :/ 2. Three dogs is not enough dogs but everyone else disagrees with me :/

you'll be back on the ice before you know it ! there's a saying that goes, fall seven times stand up eight ! but if you don't feel like doing that, nothing compares to throwing yourself a ( pity ) party and crying it out !

𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙽 𝙽𝙾𝚆: nothing compares 2 u by sinéad o'connor !

[twinkletwinkleseggystar]

Can my party be adopting another dog? Pls. I need more dogs. Don’t ignore the dogs—

[riotmlllf]

robert smith is such a normal name

[riotmlllf]

imagine being told you were gonna be meeting someone named robert smith and expecting the stock photo equivalent of a person and getting a man who looked like if edward scissorhands was ambushed at a gay bar

[falloutboyardee-deactivated2021]

if video games tell you anything its how great of a driver i am (sarcasm)

[twinkletwinkleseggystar]

Going to toss my intro in the drafts until more of you are following me 😤😤😤