Touchy Toucan

I'm a freak. Run away now.

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Need to prove to Sir that I can handle his big throbbing precum leaking Daddy Dick

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[passivnakenkille]

Yeess..use me..take me..

I Will surrender Plz Cum in

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Artgerechte Fotzennutzung

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[daddyslittlegg-deactivated20190]

Shes so cheeeeeky😇🎀

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[beingskinnyismydream1]

Workouts You Can Do In Bed

To Get Rid Of The “Are You Pregnant?” Belly :

20 crunches

35 sit ups

10 full body crunches

50 crisscrosses

10 wide leg cross sit ups

20 leg raises

To Get Rid Of The Jello Like Thighs :

100 pillow squeezes

30 side leg lifts (Each side)

To Get That Bubble Butt :

40 butt bridges

25 lying kick backs (Each side)

50 clam lifts (Each side)

20 forward kicks (Each side)

30 knee tucks (Each side)

There is literally no reason why you shouldn’t be doing these workouts ESPECIALLY if you’re in bed. You can do this! You reach that UGW

Made by: ThisIsAnaMyFriend

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FOUND IT

[httpbon3s]

reblogging because i genuinely lOVE this workout so much and i lost if for a few days but ugh i do it while watching supersize vs superskinny before i sleep

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every day, before daddy goes to work (1)

[korea-guys]

좋다

[korea-gay-sukunk-deactivated201]

애비가 아들한테라니 좋군

[danana389]

옴메

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아빠 새끼 자지 내가 가지고 싶다!!

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Too Cute

[mossytreeelf-blog]

Nahua Deities

Part 3 of this series. *All based in Aztec Mexico

Acolmiztu - God of the Underworld

Acuecucyoticihuati - Goddess of Rivers and Streams

Atlatonan - Goddess of the Earth

Ayauhteotl - Goddess of Infamy

Centeotl - God of Maize

Centzon-Totochtin - Drunken God

Centzonuitznaua - Gods of the Stars

Chalchihuitlicue - Goddess of Water

Chicomeccatl - Goddess of Corn and Maize

Chalchiuhtecolotl - God of the Night

Chalchiuhtotolin - God of Disease

Chalmecatecuchtli - God of the Underworld

Chantico - Goddess of the Hearth

Chicomexochtli - Gods of Painting

Chiconahuiehecatl - God of Creation

Chihucoatl - Goddess of the Moon and War

Cinteotl - God of Maize and Corn

Cipactli - Creator God

Cipactonal - God of Astrology and Calendars

Coatlicue - Goddess of Earth and Fire

Cochimetl - God of Merchants

Cocijo - God of Rain

Coyolxauhqui -Goddess of the Moon

Cuaxolotl - Goddess of the Stars

Ehecatl - God of the Winds

Huehuecoyotl - God of Mischief

Huehueteotl - God of Fire

Huitzilopochtli - God of War

Huixtocihuatl - Goddess of Fertility

Ilamatecuhtli - Old Mother Goddess of Midwifery

Itztli - God of Sacrifice

Itzpapalotl - Goddess of the Heavens

Itztlacoliuhqui - God of Justice

Ixtlilton - God of Healing

Macuil-Cozcacuahtli - God of Pleasure

Macuil-Cuetzpalin - God of Pleasure

Macuil-Malinalli - God of Pleasure

Macuil-Tochtli - God of Alcohol

Macuil-Tonaleque - Gluttony Gods

Macuilxochitl - God of Games and Sports

Malinalxochi - Goddess of Insects

Mayahuel - Goddess of Alcohol

Metzli - God of the Moon

Mextli - God of War and Sacrifice

Mictecacihuatl - Goddess of Death

Mictlantecuhtli - God of the Underworld

Mixcoatl - God of the Hunt

Nanautzin - God of Sickness

Omecihuatl - Goddess of Creation

Ometecuhtli - Supreme God of Creation

Ometotchtli - God of Pulque and Drunkness

Opochtli - God of Fishing and Hunting

Oxomoco - Goddess of Astrology and Calendars

Patecatl - God of Healing and Medicine

Piquete-Ziña - God of Bats and the Night

Quaxolotl - Goddess of Duality and Schizophrenia

Quetzalcoatl - God of Creation

Tecuciztecal - God of the Moon

Temazcalteci - Goddess of Purification

Teoyaomiqui - God of Flowers

Tepeyollotl - God of Caves and Earthquakes

Tepoztecatl - God of Alcohol

Toci - Creator Goddess

Tezcatzontecatl - God of Beer

Tlazoltéotl - Goddess of Purity and Confession

Tezcatlipoca - God of Death and the Night

Tlaloc - God of Rain

Tlahuizcalpantecutli - God of Dawn

Tlaoque-Nahuaque - Supreme God

Tonacatecuhtli - God of Food

Tonatiuh - God of the Sun

Tzitzmitl - Grandmother Goddess of Alcohol

Ueuecoyotl - God of Happiness

Xipe-Totec - God of Agriculture and Spring

Xiuhcoatl - God of Fire and Drought

Xiuhtecuhtli - Ancient God of Fire

Xmulzencab - God of Bees

Xochipili - God of Love

Xochiquetzal - Goddess of Fertility

Xólotl - God of Lightning and the Underworld

Yacatecuhtli - God of Merchants and Travel

Sources : Wikipedia , Godfinder and God search

[shittycryptids]

Mushroom that screams in toad’s voice when harvested.

[projared-deactivated20190413]

I thought all the 'send nudes' jokes would be a dead giveaway as to the lack of family-friendliness

…jokes?

[didyouknowshaning]

Wait, was I not supposed to send dick pics?

[projared-deactivated20190413]

No way, dude. You’re the only one who knows how to do them right. Showing off them muscles and abs and sex faces with it. 100% A+ work.

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[qeeko]

that’s it I’m done

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[projared-deactivated20190413]

I can tell how old most of you are by how much of your blog is anime tiddy.

[qeeko]

Mom-Jared is home quick everyone hide the tiddies.

[twinktickler]

You are right on the nose. You knew this whole time.

[projared-deactivated20190413]

Hope you're doing okay, man. Is there anything we can do to help you, beyond watching your YouTube videos right now?

Sub to me on Twitch? New subs are currently 50% off but I still get full amount! Twitch.tv/projared

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[projared-deactivated20190413]

A water leak decimated my Los Angeles home while both Heidi and I were away at conventions. This is what we came back to.

No new videos for a while. I hope you can understand.

[qeeko]

Ways to help Jared and Heidi : Have patience while they clean up and move. Go watch the shit out of their saved content. Don’t be a dick.

[qeeko]

Signal boost. Keep rewatching that content. Follow Heidi’s twitter for rebuild updates for her workshop. https://twitter.com/AtelierHeidi

[twinktickler]

God himself was trying to tell him something, and we didn't listen.

[projared-deactivated20190413]

Jared, how would you feel if someone (Like a stranger at a con or whatever) grabbed your ass as you were sailor cosplaying?

Are you kidding me? I’d be fucking pissed.

That isn’t cute, flirty, or sexy. That is straight up sexual harrassment and I won’t tolerate that for a fucking minute. Doesn’t matter who it’s from or where, cosplay is not consent. 

[qeeko]

Say it louder for the people at the back.

[twinktickler]

This post aged like liquid dogshit.

Jared you bloody motherfucking hypocrite. You need to learn to stand behind your words, you two faced parakeet.