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✩ twst || she/her || 18 ✩

[twistedlionlover]

A day at the Masquerade

Deuce: Fuck this world, It's shit. I wanna die. You, me, everyone is a bitch

Rollo: laNGUAGE

Deuce: Sexual intercourse this world, It's ye defecation. I crave death. Thou, I, everyone art a female dog

[twistedlionlover]

Coliseum Karoke

Cater, Lilia, Kalim: chillin

Cater: I'm booooored

Lilia: clapping the beats to NOSTYLIST

Kalim: starts to vibe

Cater: starts to vibe as well

*15 MINUTES LATER*

Cater: BITCH, I WAKE UP

Kalim: NO STYLIST

Lilia: FRESH AS FUCK, I PUT IT ON, NO HELP

Kalim: I DID THIS MAHSELF!

Cater: GOT THIS FINE HO

Kalim: NO MAKEUP

Lilia: AND SHE STILL LOOK BAD AS SHIT

Kalim: SHE IN SCHOOL BUT IT'S COOL, YEAH

Cater: I STILL MIGHT BAG THIS BITCH

Kalim: DIAMONDS FLOODED LIKE A POOL, YESH

Cater: MY NECKLACE WET AS SHIT

The ones near who can hear be like:

[orangelemonsstuff]

am i the only one who found it funny that Yuu/MC has to beat npc's and the twst cast ass for some furniture materials? i imagine then coming home one night like...

Grim: Fgnnya? Yuu where have you been at this late hour?

Yuu, disheveled with a bloodied nose and carrying woods: Grim. i can finally build the fireplace and new window

Grim: what the--

AHAHAHSHS AND LIKE THEM LOSING TO YUU BRUHH

NPC: PLEASE SPARE ME!!!

Yuu: HAND OVER THE FUCKING WOOD. also add 5 pink cute paints in that

I also like to think that Crowley gave the prefect premission to beat up his students for the materials because its either Yuu is too broke to buy from the hardware and he isn't going to pay for it or let the Prefect discipline his students lmao

srsly tho whoever came up with the fighting for the material collecting system is a genius, i get to beat innocent people and get myself a new couch

what a lovely day to be the Ramschakle's prefect.

[twistedlionlover]

THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED WITH ME 😂😂😭😭 LEONA KINGSCHOLAR OF ALL PEOPLE GATEKEEPING CUTE PAINT 😂😂😂😂

[twistedlionlover]

A fight for paint

Nah but fr tho 😭😭

Leona Kingscholar gatekeeping cute paint 😂😭

[twistedlionlover]

WHAT IF.....

..... Jamil finally went to a therapist and worked on his emotions.....

I came out with some theories and headcanons earlier :3 might as well maybe check them out :]

[twistedlionlover]

Pfp fight

[rs-wonderland-deactivated202411]

Malleus: Child of man told me a joke today. Do you want to hear it?

Lilia: Alright, im listening.

Malleus smiling innocently: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?

Lilia: ○-○

Malleus: :)

Lilia: Oh my, is it-!?

Yuu running in from another room: SPAGHETTI! Its not what you think, it's spaghetti!!

[twistedlionlover]

Traditions

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[twistedlionlover]

Tamashina Mina....

[twistedlionlover]

[ventique18]

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall..."

Silver: It's alright, Humpty Dumpty. Stand up, you can do better this time.

Sebek: WORK OUT THOSE MUSCLES HUMPTY DUMPTY! YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE SENSE OF BALANCE!

Lilia: Oh dear, is his back alright? *Reflexively touches his own back*

Malleus: Humpty Dumpty is dead.

[twistedlionlover]

Shower Thoughts

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Kid's game

[twistedlionlover]

I'm Riddle Diamond Schoenveit 🦥

[adarkenedforest]

Malleus: Child of man you are very... Endearing.

Yuu: I can't tell if you're being condescending or not-

Lilia: *appears* he's trying to flirt *dissapears*

Yuu: oh-

[memebean420-deactivated20240419]

No one:

Ace, breaking down the doors of ramshackle: IF STRAIGHT IRON WAS EDIBLE WOULD IT BE CRUNCHY OR CHEWY???