[shaderiahcarey]

Interviewer: “Has anyone tried to do anything crazy to get your attention and just show their infatuation for you?”

[gaydenali]

i can never look at my twilight barbie doll collection the same ever again

[gaydenali]

There is no straight explanation for Bella complimenting Jessica’s boobs in the first movie and that’s the tea

i mean youre not wrong

[gaydenali]

irina headcanons

loves to read and write. she’s written many novels over the centuries, but theyre classified under a bunch of pen names

anytime she is infatuated with someone, she writes a romance novel of her fantasies with them. tanya is usually the one to review them as kate makes fun of her for falling in love so quickly

during their succubus era, she would spend a long time with her partners compared to her sisters. irina would take them out on dates and cook them dinner often prior to killing them

the first denali to really consider the vegetarian diet because she begun feeling remorseful for killing the (wo)men they slept with

she finds it hard to verbally explain her feelings alot of the time. when she is really down, she visits the cullens and sometimes just lets edward reads her thoughts. he’s the cullen shes closest to because he comforts her after comprehending her thoughts

she is very fond on animals as she lived on a small farm when she was human. she likes to spend time with them even though her sisters tease her for “playing with her food”

[illbeintheattic]

Do you have any Denali coven headcanons? Especially ones pertaining to the platonic/sibling relationships they share between each other? The Denalis don't get enough love around here.

-The Denali siblings are in no way a conservative coven. They’re very open about sex and their sexuality. 

-Unlike the Cullens, in which, they usually get dressed behind closed doors or Edward runs back into his room with a towel around him yelling “don’t look!!!”. The Denali don’t really care. They’re open about these kinds of things and it just doesn’t bother them. 

-When Carmen and Eleazar first came to them, it took them a bit of getting used to but now they don’t care either. When Kate first walked down the stairs topless asking Tanya where she put her favourite bra, for sure Eleazar was like “*cough* uhmmm”, and Tanya was just like “yeah this happens all the time”. Now it doesn’t even faze the man. They’re his sisters now and he doesn’t think of them like that . A body is a body, except his mate’s obvs, that women is the world to him. 

-The sisters roughhouse just as much as the Cullen boys, if not more. Catch them beating Eleazar’s ass from time to time too. Carmen goes hard in mock fighting (who knew?). 

-If they’re going hunting and feel too lazy to get dressed you can bet your ass that they’ll go hunting in nothing but underwear or even nothing at all. Who cares? not the animals that’s for sure.-And then after hunting, going for a swim in the icy Alaskan waters for fun and to wash the blood off? Heck yeah. 

- When they fight, they never always stick together with one or the other. You know how some families have siblings that they’ll always side with each other against the other sibling(s)? Not this coven. All is a fair fight if your argument is dumb to begin with. 

- Their deep conversations definitely include things like “what happens if robots ever take over the world?” and “how would we, vampires, survive in a zombie apocalypse” or even “is the earth flat”, in which Eleazar always gives the more logical side. - Out of all of them, Tanya and Kate are more open minded about anything and everything. Irina and Eleazar are more logical, to the point thinkers and take a bit to open up to new ideas. Carmen is smack bang in the middle of the lot. 

Idk if this is what you’re looking for but here’s some of my headcanons. 

[halerose]

Rosalie living with the Denalis (and falling in love) headcanon

- the family already love rose and welcome her into the coven quickly

- the sisters all love spending time together as though they were still teenagers and will often paint each other’s nails/do each other’s hair

- excited to have new company, the sisters are full of adoration and shower her with compliments

- mostly about her hair

- rose and kate like to go for walks around towns late at night, they work as a pair to take down strange men and dangerous people

- they don’t drink their blood, but the two of them together kick some ass

- tanya is like the big sister rosalie never knew she needed, as they spend more time together tanya becomes more open in confiding i’m rosalie and telling her the stories and history of the denali coven

- while all the denalis are welcoming, rosalie couldn’t help but notice how carmen had been more reserved. she was less likely to participate in the girls activities.

- rosalie couldn’t understand why carmen didn’t want to be around her as much, and this frustrated her

- she turned bitter towards carmen, who is hurt by this, but is too polite to add to the tension

- similarly to the ‘fight’ in breaking dawn, the family find themselves faced in another tense stand-off with another, more dangerous coven

- during which carmen is pushed aside and falls to the ground, another vampire from a different clan lunges towards her

- rosalie runs to her, pulling her up and out of the way, taking her place and, luckily, destroying the attacker instantly

- rose can’t help but stand in front of her, blocking her from harm for the remainder of the battle

- the coven escape without harm and later that evening carmen pulls rosalie aside

- ‘why did you do that for me?”

- ‘do what?’

- ‘you risked yourself to save me’

- rosalie just smiles

- they stop ignoring each other after that

- although carmen isn’t as loud and bubbly as the other sisters, she and rosalie communicate in warm smiles

- and shoulder/knee touches

- they constantly check up on each other, quietly

- when rosalie isn’t spending time with her new sisters she’s sat alone with carmen

- either talking softly about their pasts and their experiences

- or even just silently reading books, enjoying each others company

- and of course the rest of the family notice the change in their friendship, how could anybody not

[gaydenali]

imagine if bella got pulled over for drunk driving and was sober but the officer asked her to walk in a straight line but she couldnt stop tripping on air

[edwards-bellaswan]

Rosalie knows Bella HATES attention and birthdays. So as a joke for Bella’s birthday Rosalie gives her a picture of herself. Every year the gifts get more ridiculous. A painting of Rosalie, a body pillow with Rosalie on it, until eventually Bella’s room is FILLED of things with Rosalie’s face on them.

[halerose]

suddenly i wish i was bella

[astrojinnie]

Carlisle: We need your help against the new born army, please.

Legit the Denali coven:

[sneffervescent]

Guys… after this scene we find out that Edward really did do it to her…

[gaydenali]

twilight but everytime edward is on his dumb shit, the camera pans to rosalie directly glaring back

[halerose]

hi! just a reminder that kate denali is beautiful and amazing and incredible and i would probably let her electrocute me to death if she even so much as hinted

[lopez122417]

Rosalie's Humiliation (at the hands of her creator)

“There’s no time,” Rosalie hissed. “He’s dying!“Her hand came down on Bella’s stomach, and vivid red spouted out from where she pierced the skin. It was like a bucket being turned over, a faucet twisted to full. Bella jerked, but didn’t scream. She was still choking. 　And then Rosalie lost her focus. I saw the expression on her face shift, saw her lips pull back from her teeth and her black eyes glint with thirst. "No, Rose!” Edward roared, but his hands were trapped, trying to prop Bella upright so she could breathe. I launched myself at Rosalie, jumping across the table without bothering to phase. As I hit her stone body, knocking her toward the door, I felt the scalpel in her hand stab deep into my left arm. My right palm smashed against her face, locking her jaw and blocking her airways. I used my grip on Rosalie’s face to swing her body out so that I could land a solid kick in her gut; it was like kicking concrete. She flew into the door frame, buckling one side of it. The little speaker in her ear crackled into pieces. Then Alice was there, yanking her by the throat to get her into the hall. And I had to give it to Blondie—she didn’t put up an ounce of fight. She wanted us to win. She let me trash her like that, to save Bella. Well, to save the thing.

[lopez122417]

Honestly, did SM truly have to humiliate Rosalie in such a completely degrading and absurdly violent way? It wasn’t bad enough that she tainted her perfect record that she hold’s such pride in but she had to have Jacob completely and utterly beat her down and smack her around!? That I thought was unnecessary. At least in the films he tackled her  and then Alice dragged her out of the room there was no physical assault in it (minus the fact he tackled her to the ground… hard). Did she honestly have to have another man beat her? Her rape back-story should be enough. At least the movie toned this scene down (although it was still utterly humiliating for her character); however, it was not necessary to have Jacob beat the living hell out of her to stop her. Then continue to treat her like dog crap (she was not being very pleasant to either mind you, although after this scene it can be justified even if she is being nasty just for the sake of being nasty); This scene drew more disgust from me than it did any tension in this ridiculously over the top “birth” scene. I honestly can’t see how SMeyer’s tainting Rosalie’s record, having Jacob slam her into a doorframe, kick her in the stomach, have in literally punch her and then have her dragged out of the room like some wild animal constitutes tension instead of character degradation. This scene turned my stomach not only because SM wrote a man beating Rosalie down again, but because she let a man humiliate her in such a fashion again, once was enough  twice is overkill in my opinion.

[rosaliehalesbian]

our fellow gays and lesbians establishing a ritual bond in the open air:

[denalis]

it’s a shame that we never saw any of the cullens except edward wearing sunglasses

[hellsbellsandthecoldones]

We saw Alice in new moon I think

[denalis]

I’M SO DUMB SHE’S LITERALLY WEARING SUNGLASSES IN MY ICON SKSHSJSJSJSJ

[gaydenali]

jacob:

bella: thank u, next

[twilightrenaissance]

just something to think about

[breakingisabella]

bold of you to assume i ever think about anything else

[gaydenali]

twilight au where jane and alec actually act 12. they make tik toks and talk shit about the volturi members on a seperate groupchat. they forced the entire guard to make snapchats and threaten to use their powers on anyone who breaks their streaks. aro treats them like babies and whenever someone tries to complain hes just like “uwwwu what do u mean my little munchkins diddly doos would never do something like that”