Your Friendly Neighborhood Crashout

Self shipping/Horny side blog Elder millennial, fujoshi, and self shipper / MDNI

[stupendouspuppymoon]

Rook pov:

[seijohtrain]

So one of the most important aspects of my personal characterization of Goka is that no one in this series has drank more of the ‘respect women’ kool aid than he has. Like considering who his mother and sister are (and his steadfast heeding of his own/his families worldview), his respect for women is virtually unrivaled. If anything, he’s a misandrist (I do not think he actually is but it’s more likely than him being a misogynist).

[seijohtrain]

estrangedhusband!goka who never looks you in the eye at first when he approaches you. this is true pretty much no matter the context, if it’s a planned meeting or if you run into each other by coincidence. it weirds you out the first few times you notice it but never enough for you to bring it up. it’s just sort of part of the routine at this point. he’ll look you in the eye after a few seconds of approaching you with his eyes down so it’s not really worth making a fuss over.

the boys have been asking about going to visit him and his family so you make the trip out, making sure you’re dressed well enough to face such a family and when you arrive it’s business as usual. except this time he doesn’t look up after a few seconds, his eyes linger downward even after he greets the boys and they run off into the estate to settle in for their visit. you huff and are about to say something about how it’s impolite not to look at the person you’re speaking to. but before you can get it out, he gentle grabs your gloved left hand. the material is silky and pristine white. his thumb traces over the knuckle of your ring finger, and the bump of your wedding band concealed  inside, eyes finally lifting to meet yours.

[seijohtrain]

he doesn’t let go of your hand as the two do you lock eyes. his thumb gently caresses your wedding band through the glove and there’s something in his eyes you can only describe as relief. the feeling, heavy in your chest, sinks to the pit of your stomach and you’re not sure how long the two of you have been standing there, staring at each other. "papa!" the two tiny voices ring out in unison from somewhere in the house. it shatters the fragile moment and you pull your hand from him. "i'll be back in a few days to pick them up." you turn to leave, making it two steps down the stairs. "you could stay…" you can tell he's trying to sound nonchalant, you ignore how pleading it actually sounds. "..i'll be back in a few days to pick them up." you take another few steps down the perron, hesitate for a moment. you hear an inhale and you aren't sure if it was him or you. another moment of silence, penetrated by another cry of "papa!" closer this time. you hear his footsteps and resume you own.

[seijohtrain]

goka is like a sad wet cat to me

Correct.

[sunaily]

New Atsumu and Ushijima Illustration art!

We will be getting fed in 2027 😩

[seijohtrain]

estrangedhusband!goka who never looks you in the eye at first when he approaches you. this is true pretty much no matter the context, if it’s a planned meeting or if you run into each other by coincidence. it weirds you out the first few times you notice it but never enough for you to bring it up. it’s just sort of part of the routine at this point. he’ll look you in the eye after a few seconds of approaching you with his eyes down so it’s not really worth making a fuss over.

the boys have been asking about going to visit him and his family so you make the trip out, making sure you’re dressed well enough to face such a family and when you arrive it’s business as usual. except this time he doesn’t look up after a few seconds, his eyes linger downward even after he greets the boys and they run off into the estate to settle in for their visit. you huff and are about to say something about how it’s impolite not to look at the person you’re speaking to. but before you can get it out, he gentle grabs your gloved left hand. the material is silky and pristine white. his thumb traces over the knuckle of your ring finger, and the bump of your wedding band concealed  inside, eyes finally lifting to meet yours.

[southside-otaku]

Look I just noticed that Gris keeps one arm on the center console while driving and now my brain said but what if it was your thigh and I’m running laps yall 😮‍💨😵‍💫🏃🏽‍♀️

[missgoldnweek]

ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧ for @tiramisos

[seijohtrain]

estrangedhusband!goka and reader who have twin boys from their first year of marriage when they were 18/19. the boys are 5 now and you left with them 2 years ago. the marriage wasn't bad and the first year was actually pretty enjoyable. The problems started with the twins being born and trying to take care of one infant alone is bad enough but you have two of them. and you're essentially a single mother because goka is almost never around for the first six months and when he is he doesn't make any efforts to help. because he views the children as your responsibility and really, what else do you have to worry about? but the 4 of you don't live in the main nijiku estate, you wanted more privacy when you got married so you and goka moved into a smaller, private resident within the larger estate. so you do almost all of the domestic labor within your home despite the help in the main house. goka is largely blind to this and you grow resentful over time. you love your children but everyone needs a break. it takes far to long for him to realized how taxing everything has been on you. you've grown distant and he sees it but he has no idea how to fix it. so he does nothing. and ultimately you end up leaving but neither of you ever mentions divorce so you find yourselves in the current situation.

[mattsundaes]

everything in life can be a horny choose your own adventure if you squint

[mattsundaes]

which of ur faves looks at the price and says he’ll give you double stuffing for free

[tamsywindsup]

EXCUSE ME???? I'm about to go to bed and this...just...popped up.....on my feed 🤤

Dear god, let me have a smexy pleasant dream with him 🫦

[kenpachisbrat]

@vividly-vermillion NYSAAAAAAA LOOK AT HIMMMMMMMMM

[v1rul3nt-v]

the veins in gris's forearms when he fingers you are so crazy

[flirty-milk]

The intimacy of someone being sure about you

[yamatoendo-timely]

[mattsundaes]

what do we think about matsukawa “friends kiss all the time it’s totally normal” issei

this is issei's response when iwaizumi and oikawa corner him to ask what the hell is going on between him, you, and makki (roommates)

(you were all at a house party and throughout the course of the night they happened upon you/him, you/makki, him/makki, you/him/makki making out. at various times.)

(oikawa says "we don't kiss" and mattsun stares him dead in the eyes and goes "because we're not friends" and he flicks his sunglasses down from the top of his head and walks away.)

(iwa cries laughing for the first time in his life.)

[seijohtrain]

dreamed about mayor!reader of the town doll festival is being held in. goka sets some meeting with a hell guard representative the day before the festival in a town a days drive away. you’re pissed about having to miss the festival but overall don’t think anything of it. this isn’t super abnormal. but then you get back and see the carnage from the festival and see goka there and you’re so mad you don’t even wanna yell. you’re just quiet when you walk past him to survey the damages for yourself. he tries to approach you and you just hiss at him that you aren’t interested in speaking with him as his mouth opens. he’s as impassive as always, expressionless. walks past you. and you don’t care if he’s upset. this is your town. he had no. right. to make this choice for you. his intentions and explanation won’t change anything. you feel so betrayed

[sodaneko]

dilf!osamu calls you kiddo, drives you home after your shift, praises you for your hard work and ruins your panties with his expensive kitchen knifes before eating it from the back, bent over the counter, your feet barely touching the ground from how greedy he is