w a r p e d

way out there

[craved-deactivated20230908]

“Overthinking does kill your happiness”

— Unknown (via neckkiss)

[bled]

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (2008)

[iconsloss]

to soft

like 

[bi-bi-richie]

Max is one of the most relatable characters in Stranger Things because when a girl she barely even talks to just showed up at her door asking for advice, girl went so hard. Not only did she give her advice, she was like “babe we’re gonna go get you a whole new wardrobe, get ice cream and do a photo shoot. Fuck your man.” She was literally the equivalent of a drunk girl finding another girl crying in a bathroom

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[kikyozoldyck]

keanu reeves: I’m lonely

the entire internet collectively:

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[nessa007]

[latenights]

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

[fairylander]

This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

[ghostskilledmystars-blog]

bro but in a flirty way

[best-of-turnblr]

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

[life4lovers]

Also not a question but this is the girl with the guy that called her a snack, here I’m drowning in my tears rn I called him a whole meal in response to him calling me a snack and then he said “I’m a granola bar, you’re a full Texas Roadhouse dinner” and omfg nothing like this has ever happened to me before a guy actually likes me back Wow lol

Yooo as a Texan, I know how big a Texas Roadhouse meal is and it’s a lot. I’m gonna snatch that compliment lol

[spiderdumpling-deactivated20230]

go balls deep in my heart 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

bae: *doesnt reply for 2 mins*

me: are u having fun talking to UR HOES?

[hennyxwise]

first date idea: we watch all of the scream movies and you don’t fucking talk to me

[clarisimart]

The chilling adventures of Sabrina be like:

Aunt Zelda: Sabrina, pass me the UNHOLY butter so I can spread it with my CURSED knife on this DARK bread and eat my DESECRATED bacon on this BLACK day, PRAISE SATAN!