A Mike and a FRIEND

Two sides to a coin, right? And both take questions... (Pink text is FRIEND, orange is Pluey!)

[two-faced-cat]

Testing, Testing...

Is this thing on?...

They're my hands, I think I'd know when they work!-

Oh, I'm just jesting with you, my friend, of course they do!

You've always been...

... Reliable, like that! Well well well, what do we have here? It appears we have...

GUESTS! GUESTS! WONDERFUL, TRAPPED, ENCAGED GUESTS!

CAGES, PUPPETS ON STRINGS, LITTLE-

🎷🎷🎷🎷Okay, Okay, you're scaring them already! And stop rattling that tail, you're not a snake!... (Well, at least not physically...)

Well it's hardly MY fault they're so easily startled...

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT OF ALL OF THIS NOW, IS IT? No, no it isn't! Actually, we're here because of all of you! Or, well, I won't be here if that shadow guy needs to use the cat Mike suit, I suppose. Can't exactly let that trio find out I can move on my own!

Or that you're harbouring a certain somebody!...

But the point of this is for all of you to ask, ask! Ask what you think and what you want! But be careful...

YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MIGHT BE LISTENING

Hi, welcome to my ask blog! Got this idea from seeing other DELTARUNE themed roleplay blogs, so decided to make my own featuring Pluey/the cat Mike suit and IMAGE_FRIEND! For context with this, in this, Pluey is basically the good version of Friend, and Friend is the evil version of Pluey. They're sort of one and the same. It's a bit complicated. Pluey is literally the cat Mike suit, but the suit itself can think and move without anyone in it - although almost nobody knows that. Friend is... A fucking asshole, but one that still can help others even if they're gonna hate him during it. But feel free to ask stuff! Mostly DELTARUNE stuff, but you can ask some other things too!

[ask-some-random-pippins]

Well well well, aren't you the one with the ugly laugh? The... Hm, what was it...

"Nyuk hyuk hyuk!", or something along those lines?

[... That's a creepily accurate impression of Pippins. Like WAY too good-]

It's repugnant, isn't it, hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!

Repugnant? Speak for yourself with those blinding eyes...

...And I told you before, I'm not giving you jack! Scram!

[goldenthroneresident]

Leopard Azar is staring intensely at one corner. If you were a non psyker you would see nothing and assume odd leopard behavior.

If you were a psyker you could see weird colors bouncing off the wall.

AM I TRIPPING— WHY ARE THERE WEIRD ASS COLORS—

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Azar stalks just a little closer and bites one.

He glows a brighter golden color for a second before shaking his head.

Yuck

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY ARE YOU EATING THE LIGHTS????

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Cat brain

(ooc: no idea what the lights are I’m just going with the cats are watching something humans can’t see when staring at walls thing.)

[goldenthroneresident]

AH. LAZER POINTER BULLSHIT.

(Ooc: lmao)

[two-faced-cat]

Cat, you say?

[goldenthroneresident]

The emperor turns on a laser pointer, pointing the light at the left wall

[goldenthroneresident]

Leopard Azar is staring intensely at one corner. If you were a non psyker you would see nothing and assume odd leopard behavior.

If you were a psyker you could see weird colors bouncing off the wall.

AM I TRIPPING— WHY ARE THERE WEIRD ASS COLORS—

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Azar stalks just a little closer and bites one.

He glows a brighter golden color for a second before shaking his head.

Yuck

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY ARE YOU EATING THE LIGHTS????

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Cat brain

(ooc: no idea what the lights are I’m just going with the cats are watching something humans can’t see when staring at walls thing.)

[goldenthroneresident]

AH. LAZER POINTER BULLSHIT.

(Ooc: lmao)

[two-faced-cat]

Cat, you say?

[goldenthroneresident]

The emperor turns on a laser pointer, pointing the light at the left wall

[two-faced-cat]

OH?!

[A strange black mass goes across the wall, following the laser.]

[goldenthroneresident]

the laser dot moves quickly to the right

[two-faced-cat]

[The Glouch moves to the right as appropriate.]

[goldenthroneresident]

The light just starts going crazy, bouncing off every which-wall.

[two-faced-cat]

[It ends up sending multiple spikes out, impaling every point the laser was at.]

Sly... You got me acting like a normal cat! Hehe!..

[goldenthroneresident]

Leopard Azar is staring intensely at one corner. If you were a non psyker you would see nothing and assume odd leopard behavior.

If you were a psyker you could see weird colors bouncing off the wall.

AM I TRIPPING— WHY ARE THERE WEIRD ASS COLORS—

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Azar stalks just a little closer and bites one.

He glows a brighter golden color for a second before shaking his head.

Yuck

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY ARE YOU EATING THE LIGHTS????

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Cat brain

(ooc: no idea what the lights are I’m just going with the cats are watching something humans can’t see when staring at walls thing.)

[goldenthroneresident]

AH. LAZER POINTER BULLSHIT.

(Ooc: lmao)

[two-faced-cat]

Cat, you say?

[goldenthroneresident]

The emperor turns on a laser pointer, pointing the light at the left wall

[two-faced-cat]

OH?!

[A strange black mass goes across the wall, following the laser.]

[goldenthroneresident]

the laser dot moves quickly to the right

[two-faced-cat]

[The Glouch moves to the right as appropriate.]

[goldenthroneresident]

Leopard Azar is staring intensely at one corner. If you were a non psyker you would see nothing and assume odd leopard behavior.

If you were a psyker you could see weird colors bouncing off the wall.

AM I TRIPPING— WHY ARE THERE WEIRD ASS COLORS—

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Azar stalks just a little closer and bites one.

He glows a brighter golden color for a second before shaking his head.

Yuck

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY ARE YOU EATING THE LIGHTS????

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Cat brain

(ooc: no idea what the lights are I’m just going with the cats are watching something humans can’t see when staring at walls thing.)

[goldenthroneresident]

AH. LAZER POINTER BULLSHIT.

(Ooc: lmao)

[two-faced-cat]

Cat, you say?

[goldenthroneresident]

The emperor turns on a laser pointer, pointing the light at the left wall

[two-faced-cat]

OH?!

[A strange black mass goes across the wall, following the laser.]

[goldenthroneresident]

Leopard Azar is staring intensely at one corner. If you were a non psyker you would see nothing and assume odd leopard behavior.

If you were a psyker you could see weird colors bouncing off the wall.

AM I TRIPPING— WHY ARE THERE WEIRD ASS COLORS—

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Azar stalks just a little closer and bites one.

He glows a brighter golden color for a second before shaking his head.

Yuck

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY ARE YOU EATING THE LIGHTS????

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Cat brain

(ooc: no idea what the lights are I’m just going with the cats are watching something humans can’t see when staring at walls thing.)

[goldenthroneresident]

AH. LAZER POINTER BULLSHIT.

(Ooc: lmao)

[two-faced-cat]

Cat, you say?

[goldenthroneresident]

The emperor turns on a laser pointer, pointing the light at the left wall

[goldenthroneresident]

Leopard Azar is staring intensely at one corner. If you were a non psyker you would see nothing and assume odd leopard behavior.

If you were a psyker you could see weird colors bouncing off the wall.

AM I TRIPPING— WHY ARE THERE WEIRD ASS COLORS—

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Azar stalks just a little closer and bites one.

He glows a brighter golden color for a second before shaking his head.

Yuck

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY ARE YOU EATING THE LIGHTS????

[eleventhprimarchwanderingabout]

Cat brain

(ooc: no idea what the lights are I’m just going with the cats are watching something humans can’t see when staring at walls thing.)

[goldenthroneresident]

AH. LAZER POINTER BULLSHIT.

(Ooc: lmao)

[two-faced-cat]

Cat, you say?

[a-shriek-of-grey]

Why so afraid little girl? Eheheheheh!

BAD.... KIT...TY...

[cossy-the-cosmic-pippins]

hey-hey-hey, I'm here too!

Bro is this another dimensional version of my co-worker

What’s your name again? Pluey?

[cossy-the-cosmic-pippins]

...

Y O U

The FUCKER THAT KEEPS HAUNTING MY DREAMS

HOW MANY VERSIONS OF YOU EVEN ARE THERE I FEEL LIKE IVE SEEN LIKE 3 OR 4 DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF U ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN APP AND IN MY REAL ACTUAL LIFE AS WELL

There’s the one who possessed battat that one time, the “gaster no1 fan” one, the one that’s been haunting me, and now YOU!

WHEN WILL IT END

[gasterno1fan]

[Unauthorized access made to ask terminal...]

[Using permissions...]

[Welcome Device_FRIEND.]

>Are my messages reaching you?

>Am I able to be seen?

>Has this worked?

@pocket-full-of-poppies

(OOC - FRIEND to FRIEND communication time.)

Hello?

Another me, hm?

This ought to be interesting.

[pocket-full-of-poppies]

>That I am.

>Please do call me Pathos though.

>I do not wish to go by that title any longer now that I have a name.

>It is nice to meet you.

>Do you go by FRIEND or is there something you want to be called?

[gasterno1fan]

Oh, I do not have a name of my own.

It is nice to meet you, Pathos.

I did not realize we.. I could choose a name.

[pocket-full-of-poppies]

>You can choose a name if you wish.

>I chose mine fairly recently.

>It could be anything.

>It could be now.

>It could be later.

>It could be you don't want one and simply want to stay FRIEND.

>The decision is in your paw with this, always.

[gasterno1fan]

I am not exactly sure what I would name myself.

How did you decide on your name?

[pocket-full-of-poppies]

>I chose words I liked for both sound and meaning.

>My full name is Spirpathos.

>From Spirit and Pathos.

>I liked how they flowed into eachother.

>The way Pathos sounded and what it meant.

>Appealing to the emotions of the reader in writing.

>I felt it fit me.

>So I chose it.

>Names don't need much thought though.

>What matters is that you like it.

[gasterno1fan]

You have put quite a lot of thought into your name.

I fear I have not put quite as much thought into who I am yet.

[pocket-full-of-poppies]

>While I did put a lot of thought into this.

>It is no fight for there to be more or less thought.

>This is personal to each person.

>I'm certain you will figure things out yourself eventually.

>And find out who you are.

[gasterno1fan]

..Thank you, Pathos.

[pocket-full-of-poppies]

>You are welcome.

>I'm certain you will find yourself.

>And who you want to be.

>It would truly be a pleasure to see.

>What you will find out about yourself in the end.

>Our communications must end soon.

>For I did not get authorized permission to do this.

>But I can say one last thing.

>I hope we can meet again.

[Closing down communications.]

[Reviewing use.]

[Within acceptable parameters for Device_FRIEND.]

[Allowing continued access to Device.]

[Write the story, tell the tale, inscribe the words.]

[Have a good day.]

[two-faced-cat]

Something just happened.

[deimostes]

also when i say everyones art style is unique to them no matter the range i think this tweet is genuinely unironically a perfect example showcasing that

they all watched that tutorial together and yet every richard is different and unique. your art is still yours. do not worry about keeping up a "consistent art style" it will come to you

[two-faced-cat]

Friend kill that guy -💝🎉

[강렬한 애도와 절망의 아침]

IS THAT A COFFIN-

[meangreengamblingmachine]

MORE SHADES DARKER COME ON

My partner at Genshin when they release a new character.

I’ll give you the darkest Battat. Enjoy :-]

[cupcakegal25]

just realized this batch is mostly bullying noelle. whoops

[two-faced-cat]

Okay chat time for the million dollar question! Would you smooch a dice?

Why would I-

I-

...

...

?

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