merlinian

into bbc merlin (literally obsessed) ,,, my insta is @two_sidedcoin :)

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uther: your pronouns are what's between your legs

arthur: i guess i'm merlin/pendragon

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arthur: merlin, i have something to tell you...

merlin: what???

arthur: you're dating the hottest man in the world *lip bite*

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gwen: morgana, did you go shopping again?

morgana, looking guilty: no.

gwen: there's 13 shopping bags hidden in the back of our closet...

morgana: i don't know where those came from.

gwen: oh how strange, they all seem to be conveniently in your size. very lucky.

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Morgana: I only work in black.

Morgana: And sometimes very, very dark grey.

[rowdyknives]

what i like about merthur is with all of their public interactions there's this energy that they both think of themselves as the competent smart one but everyone else seeing or overhearing them thinks they're both stupid as fuck and that's just. so classic

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the knights to merlin at some point:

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arthur: *tries to draw a straight line*

the line: *is a little bent*

gwen: look!! it's like you!!

arthur: shush. what do you mean.

gwen: it's not straight.

arthur: shushshhhs i don't know what you mean.

gwen: ... did you really think you were hiding it??

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merlin: i accidentally scuffed arthur's chest plate, how long do you think i have until he realises??

gwaine: 10

merlin: ten what?

gwaine: 9

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arthur: are you ready to come out?

merlin: im gay.

arthur: i meant to the stables.

merlin: stables, i'm gay.

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arthur: i got a new hoodie today ☺️

merlin: do you mean

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[arthur and merlin relaxing in a pool]

gwaine: two brossssss... chilling in a hot tubbbbb... 5 feet apart cus they're "not gay"

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gwaine, shining a torch under the bed: darling, are you ready to come out and socialise yet?

merlin: *screeching*

gwaine: understandable, have a nice day

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merlin: you're an idiot.

arthur: it was an accident!!

merlin: oh really?? and do you usually carry a sword around or was that also a one time thing??

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gaius: so according to all my tests, you have multiple problems/illnesses and need help immediately.

merlin: are you sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?

[loveamongthesailors]

ive got a masculine side and a feminine side. and theyre making out with eachother

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aka, gwaine.

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gwaine: i will not a technicality stop me!!

merlin: a technicality like the rules?

gwaine: yeah exactly, i hate those things