bowie :0

god with a bad dye job 🧷 she/they/it

[tom-bombadil-irl]

[alexsiple]

some of my favorite cards from the death note tarot set i made. which you can get here, by the way

[skeletaltumbleweed]

my favourite ship dynamic is “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” but you can’t tell which is which

[starplatinumnun]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "All We Are is Bullets" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I have to slay the souls of 1,000 evil men

My buddy Gerard pacing: the devil is lying to us

[future-crab]

[I'm Your Man - Mitski // Hound with a Joint of Meat and a Cat Looking on - Jan Baptist Weenix // House of Wolves - My Chemical Romance // The Boar Hunt - Frans Snyders]

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[fagcreaturer]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[johannabarkerrs]

Yo the p*rnbots have found the corpse bride tag

[t4tstarvingdog]

imagine being so loved and trusted that all forgiveness is a foregone conclusion. of course, of course you are forgiven. so deeply cared for and enjoyed that it is such a done thing that it feels obvious. i wanted you to stay! of course i wanted you to stay! imagine being so desperately adored that the whole world falls away and it becomes a simple wish that through it all, despite it all, you just stay. it’s held like a truth of the universe, so obvious. so clear. but you never even know it

[danascullly]

15.18 // 15.09 script

[fandomlockedfan]

[pointnclick]

straight girls posing together for a pic:

lesbians posing together for a pic:

[synarthrosis]

been reading each episode recap on the House M.D. wiki, only ever actually watched one episode. anyway here’s my rendition of every single episode of House

Patient: I am having seizures and there is a rash spreading on my body

House: I don’t give a shit

Wilson: No one else has been able to cure him we ruled out everything that causes seizures and rashes

House: Okay fine. Did you give him the medicine for seizures and rashes?

The team: Yes

House: Fucking idiots. It’s only going to make him worse. How the fuck did you guys become doctors. Any person with a brain would realize we need to give him drug for bird flu.

The team: You might be right. Let’s try that

Patient: I can’t breathe and I’m bleeding from my eyes now

The team: He’s getting worse! House you were wrong like you always are! We should never have listened to you

House: [after a long silence] Patient where was your mother in June 2005?

Patient: Um… Europe

House: Of course. I should’ve seen this from the start. He probably has 2005 European Rash and Seizure.

Wilson: That’s possible but unlikely. If you’re wrong, this treatment will kill him

House: Do I look like I give a single fuck. Cuddy give me permission to give this patient treatment

Cuddy: No. Stop working on this case you keep almost killing the patient

House: Don’t care. Shut the fuck up. Doing it anyway

Patient: I’ve miraculously recovered, thank you so much doctor!

House: I am smart as usual. All of you can suck my dick from the back

[neige-blanc-deactivated20221130]

Number 13

[leepacey]

behold my masterpiece

[doctorwilson]

House M.D. writers how is this supposed to be interpreted

[boywonder-terrorist]

just in case you all wanted a reminder of what House and Wilson would have roughly looked like when they met

[grinchwrapsupreme]

Imagine you're 35 and theres this guy who you've known since med school and you kind of have a thing for him but hes the biggest asshole in the world and unattached aside from a calculating girlfriend and then one day he comes back from a medical conference out of state and introduces you to a 25 year old Hot Guy who he bailed out of jail without so much as a conversation first after following him around all day and this 25 year old not only has incredible cheekbones but is also just the nicest person you have ever met in your life but hes going through a rough divorce and it's obvious right away that your friend is obsessed with this man and at first you think this new Babe goes along with it because hes just that nice but you quickly realize he genuinely likes your asshole colleague and he joins you and your friend at your place of work and suddenly instead of bothering you with nonsense your friend is bothering this new guy all the time and dragging him to meals and watching monster truck rallies and being incredibly protective of this young, damaged Stud and the two of them become inseparable and mutually obsessed and protective and Publicly Homoerotic together at your place of work for 10+ years what would you even do about that