Jeremy Collier Lover

Professionally delusional

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there’s something on your mind, you’re gonna leave me behind

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Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to pick up random stray cats and take them home (the cats have like 5 million diseases)

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to draw on his arm when he’s bored

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be chewing gum 24/7 and have his breath STILL smell like shit

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to fw the sound of washing machines

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to sleep with 5000 stuffies that will all fall off his bed at night

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to say “scrumdidillyumtios”

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to respond with “oh yeah me and ____ are best palls!” when you talk about someone random from like five towns over

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to give EXTREM bear hugs

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to let his sister try on his clothes since she looks up to him

(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to wear crocs RELIGIOUS

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to put way more hot sauce on his food then he can handle

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have a car that’s looks like it went through more trauma then a war soldier and say “nahhh she still drive fineee”

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to literally knock someone’s teeth out but also cry when he steps on a cats/dogs tail

(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to fw caseoh

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to hug his pillow/stuffies as he falls asleep

(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to fw chicken-butt, ligma, your mom, and brainrot humor

(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to use “🤣😂“ unironically

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to start noticing stuff like sunsets more after Johnny and Dally’s death

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have tried cat/dog food before because he was curious

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always tear the paper off of water bottles bc it’s satisfying

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to love long car rides but hate traffic

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to hate seeing Darry’s wasted potential

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have his drinking get EXCESSIVELY worse after Johnny and Dally’s death

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to accidentally push people away because of how “annoying” he can be

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to know he’s the talentless one of the group

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to crave intimacy but fear he’ll be left

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to believe in aliens

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to LOVE apple juice/chocolate milk

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to say “listen here, buckaroo” unironically

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to feel a pang of guilt every time he beats someone up, even if it was a socs

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to get all flustered if you draw anything on him

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be extra paranoid after he got beat up by the socs

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to make silly faces to you when the teacher is talking about serious

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to feel no purpose for a while after Johnny and Dally’s death

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have believed dragons were real until 2nd grade

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always subconsciously fulfill an older brotherly role to everyone in the gang

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be liked by everyone but also be no ones favorite

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to know how he’s never going to go anywhere in life and how eventually all his friends will grow up and he won’t…

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be embarrassed to show others his house

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to want to clean his house but lose motivation like five minutes in

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to wonder what was wrong with himself

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to give out the BEST music recommendations

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be the life, no TORNADO of the party

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to sing in the shower

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be the worst singer but also always sing during karaoke

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have made even socs laugh even if they would normally make fun of him

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to trace random shapes on you if he has a crush on you

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always slide around his socks

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to take to animals in a baby voice

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to accidentally say “forty-ten” while counting to 100

(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to love 2000s white girl music

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always play with his hoodie strings

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to LOVE comic books

Two-bit Matthews (and Ponyboy Curtis) are the type of guys to always be doodling randomly on paper in class

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have late summer nights be his favorite kind of weather

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to laugh EXTREMELY loud but also snore EXTREMELY loud

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to climb fences with his friends frequently cuz he bored

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always prioritize his friends happiness

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always be the one who lights up a room

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have the CUTEST smile

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be surprising good at comforting people

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to drink and drive (not cool)

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to drink to numb his pain

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to tease his friends as a way of showing his affection

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to struggle with hygiene (me too bro me too 😞)

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to (post book ending) fight or be defensive to anyone who threatens because of his past traumas which getting beat up

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to love when his friends go on long rants about their interests

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to try to always be supportive of his friends

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have ran up the stairs on all four until he was like 14

(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to HATE the new Disney remakes

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always bother his friends while their at work

(Modern) Two-bit Matthews (and really all of the gang) are the type of guys to pirate movies

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to LOVEEEE giving you surprised hugs from the back

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to sleep in jeans 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have a “secret” candy drawer

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to break somebody’s jaw if they go too far with a joke but also scream like a baby whenever he sees a spider

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to get his jaw broken because he always go to far with jokes

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to love flower fields

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to hate being alone

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to randomly start singing when a situation gets to quite

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always be finger drumming

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to sing LOUDLY when drunk

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to die laughing for no reason when people are trying to be serious

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to not know the difference between there/their/theyre/ and to/too/two for an embarrassingly long time

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be a chronic outfit repeater

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have to room go quite just when he’s about to say an inappropriate joke

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have shoplifted all his favorite shirts

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to shoplift gifts for his friends

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to bite his cheek when he’s blushing

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to bite his fingernails

(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to answer to spam callers just for sharts and giggles

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to pick at all his scabs

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to literally put like a gallon of grease in his hair

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to have the CUTEST nervous laughter

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to kiss your scars but also say something stupid like “well your the cutest zebra I’ve ever met”

(Modern) Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to eat pop rocks by the dozen

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to be a surprisingly good ice skater

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to feel survivors guilt as the years go on and more of his greaser friends die

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to stretch like a cat when he wakes up on the morning

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to loveeeee giving you nose kisses

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to nuzzle into the crook of your neck

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to absolutely adore everything about you if he has a crush on you

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to always make fun of you if he likes you

Two-bit Matthews is the type of guy to try his best to be romantic to you and by you flowers on valentines day

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ModernAU!Two-bit as a band kid hc’s 🎺🥁

I just play my spring concert so I’m inspired to write thisss

Also some x reader at the end

First off, I think he’d play the drums since there easy but fun at the same time. He’d probably join band as a joke and or because he was bored but then get really invested in it and have it become like the only class he try’s in

He’d probably be THAT kid on the band trips who sings songs with all his friends on the bus or will be literally throwing random shit at people and just be over loud. Also he’d be the worst person to sit next to if you’re an introvert cuz he’d probably yap to you the whole time and try to rope you into his shenanigans.

At concerts/games he’d be the type to lose all of his sheet music and just play from memory which he’s surprisingly good at, while he’s sitting on the bleachers he’d spend the whole time flirting with or making inappropriate remarks about the cheerleaders, he’d also ask to borrow someone’s tuba/bari/trumpet and go around blasting in people’s ears, plus bro is the type to waste all his water by splashing it on people and then be dehydrated for the rest of the trip

When it comes to staying at hotels, he breaks all the rules either unintentionally or not, hed probably realize the “no smoking” sign only after he smoked so much it left a permanent smell, when the band director is asinging rooms and they say your and his name, both of your eyes instantly link and look give each other that look (idk how to describe it). After getting put in a room together, you and him cause all kinds of trouble like prank calling rooms on the hotel phone or sneaking out so the both of you can get Wendy’s or two-bit getting drunk and pulling an all-nighter with you, you name it! During your all-nighter, you both get lost in the TikTok baking rabbit and end up attempting on of those “being 5 ingredient recipes” but in the end start a mini fire, “do you think it’s still edible, two?” You’d say “no man…I atleast don’t think so” he’d respond, staring blankly at the fire. Later into the night two-bit ends up drunkenly rambling to you about anything random since he hates it whenever it gets too silent, for the rest of the night you guys star at the fine and watch a bunch of old movies together.