Dork Times Ahead

29, gay, giant nerd 18+, I am #me

[twocheeksonebutt]

[were--ralph]

issa wet wednesday

[twocheeksonebutt]

[twocheeksonebutt]

Ready for a looong week.

[foolishcrow]

the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[jessie]

the pokeball glitched and i just slapped the shit out of this poor gabite and I can’t stop laughing

[arcane-abjuration]

[twocheeksonebutt]

[boxheadpaint]

[twocheeksonebutt]

Ready for a looong week.

[princerevelucide]

the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together

but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you

[256gb]

That’s right.

[emotion-deluxe]

Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

[twocheeksonebutt]

You guys still like singlets, right?

[twocheeksonebutt]

[persimnon]

HELP

[depsidase]

[gaelicgalpal]