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Justice League: Help us kill Darkseid.
Danny Phantom: no.
JL: what? Why?
Danny: I have yet to receive confirmation from the gods that this action will—*glowing green brick falls on his face, a small sticky note falling off*
JL:
Danny:
JL:
Danny: I have now received confirmation from the gods. I will help you.
Danny: Give- give me all your valuables!
Jason: What?
Danny: Give me all your valuables! Everything in your pocket!
Jason: Are you...mugging me?
Danny: Yes and if you don't I'll be force to shoot you!
Jason: Kid, is that a homemade gun? Did you superglue it together from trash?
Danny: So what if it is and if I did use the trash?! This is one of the most powerful ray guns to ever grace your pathetic world!
Jason: How old are you?
Danny: Fifteen!
Jason: You're not even at waist high.
Danny: I was de-aged when sent through a portal at the Time God's tower! I may look seven but I'm one year away from being legally allowed to sign up for driver's ed!
Jason: *Laughs* yeah? And you made a ray gun from a broken flashlight?
Danny: You think this is funny? Ill shoot you! I will!
Jason: *Holding out his arms* Go ahead, I love to see what your inventions does.
Danny: *Pulls trigger*
Jason: *Being slammed into the wall by pure light and temporarily blinded* WHAT THE HELL !
Danny: I AM A FENTON! FEAR US! *loots his body fallen body* WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE!
Jason: Kid, Wait! Don't go! How did you make light solid enough to feel like i got hit with firefighter hose!? KID!?
Danny: *Running down the alley way cackling*
Danny: You'll never catch me ALIVE!
Café Double Date (click for clarity)
Selina and Jazz chat the entire time about their relationships and nightlife, while Jason and Bruce avoid looking at each other. At the end, as the women are still giving advice to each other, Jason and Bruce silently pay for everything (all of it is Bruce's money 💀).
In 2026, I hopefully want to start a longfic on the Assistant Jazz AU, but I'm worried that it's too ambitious, so idk if I could do that?? Regardless, I want to write something where Selina mentors Jazz... decisions, decisions...
Dp x Dc prompt #4
After discovering weird energy readings coming from the Pit located underneath Gotham, Batman decides to check it out.
Arriving at the scene with Robin, the first thing they notice is not any escaped Arkham rogue or Assassin from the League like they had been expecting.
No, instead, next to the pit sits a random exhausted-looking guy. Next to him are studying materials which he seems to be working on, and he’s also holding a straw that’s dipped straight into the Pit, occasionally taking a sip.
Danny looked up when he saw two shadows begin to look over him. Seeing Batman and Robin? He let out a sigh. Dammit. He'd been hoping to not be disturbed. And it had to be by the Bat. Most paranoid person on the planet. Fucks sake. He waved vaguely and took a fortifying sip of the ecto. It was a little off. But his core could filter it, so whatever. He started to pack up his study supplies, once done he leaned back on his hands and raised an eyebrow at the vigilantes.
Danny: You just gonna stand an stare or what?
Batman had to take a moment. Because he knew the sorts of effects a Lazarus Pit would usually have. This teen? Was displaying none of them. He was actively drinking Lazarus water. Without being effected by them. This was something new. Unexpected. He didn't like this. He also didn't like the fact he had been spotted.
Danny: I have night vision. If you're wondering how I spotted you so quick. Look. I have midterms next week. Can we get this over with? Aerospace engineering and Astrophysics isn't an easy course load.
Batman made sure Robin stayed in the shadows behind him. As well as ensuring Oracle was recording and watching them. In case they needed back up. Then he allowed himself to step forward. They seemed un-threatening for now yes. He wouldn't risk getting too close either way.
Batman: What are you doing drinking Lazarus Waters?
Danny: Lazaru... Never heard it called THAT before. But sure. Lazarus Water. We call it ectoplasm in my neck of the woods. Due to an accident in my teens? I require it to survive. And if I'm low on energy? It acts like a boost. Like caffeine almost. So, heavy course load, much studying? This is helping me focus and not cry into my books.
Batman: Ectoplasm? As in, the anti Ecto acts we took care of last year?
Danny: Yup! That's the one! I mean, this Ecto is a bit different to what I'm used to? But my body filters the impurities so it's fine. If I couldn't it would be bad though.
Batman:... That makes you someone from Amity Park then? A 'Liminal'?
Danny: Yup. That's the one! You really do your research huh? So. Can I go back to studying now? Or do you have more questions my background check to get into Gotham U would explain?
Danny laughed as Batman tried to do his usual disappearance trick. Oh sure, for anyone purely baseline? He wouldn't have noticed. But Danny? Saw everything. Funny guy. At least he hadn't outed himself as Phantom. Just a Liminal. Like everyone his age to varying degrees in Amity. Heck, anyone Jazz's age and under. Kids seemed to bond to Ecto easier. Probably all the uncontrolled emotion.
---
Oracle began to search of there were any other Amity Park natives in Gotham. Finding only five it was easy to deduce who their oddity was. They were all part of the group who managed to break through the blackout to ask for help with the laws. Interesting.
Oracle: Well. I found our mystery. Daniel 'Danny'. J. Fenton. Here to study the courses he mentioned. Top of his class. Living with friends and his sisters. We should do a chem analysis of pure ectoplasm vs Lazarus water.
Batman:... Understood.
Oracle: I'll have a full report done soon. Be safe out there.
Robin: We should have Black Bat check the footage. I read no deceit in his body. She will be able to verify my thoughts.
Batman: Hm. Yes. What else did you notice?
Robin: He wasn't afraid. Totally assured that he was safe. He either believed you would not attack without reason. Or believed he could escape if you tried.
Batman: That was my read as well.
---
Danny flopped onto the sofa of his apartment and sighed. Sam and Ellie say on top of him, causing him to let out a grunt. Tucker and Jazz just laughed. The bastards. He turned intangible and floated through them. Making sure to make himself as cool as possible. Seeing them both shiver he grinned. Vengeance was his!
Tucker: What's got you so grumpy?
Danny: Batman interrupted me studying! And he found the ecto pool I told you about! So now every time one of us goes to fill up he's gonna bother us!!
Ellie: Eh. It's basically a vitamin for us. What's he gonna do? Make us starve?
Danny: Tch. I know! But it was so weird! Totally cute how he tried to Hide Robin from me though. In case I attacked or whatever. He literally shuffled the baby bird behind his cape. Then stood in front of him.
Jazz: Aww. That's kinda sweet. Anyway. What else did you find out?
Danny: Apparently, the ecto pool? Gets referred to as a Lazarus Pit. How pretentious is that!
Sam: Ohh. Spooky. Bet some magic user named them. Or some old rich guy.
Ellie: A rich old magic user?
Sam: Very true. Could be both!
Danny: I should probably just suck it up and build an Ecto condenser. So we can have it here. But I don't really want raw Ecto in the apartment.
Jazz: Hm. I agree. Not unless we get a lead lined storage box. No more food fights. It has been a blessing.
it is very important to note that Danny is drinking from the pit with a novelty curly straw
It has to have ghosts on it. If he's using a novelty straw? It needs to be ghost themed. Which? When looking back on the footage later? Will make Bruce twitch slightly. As half his kids giggle happily. Oh, of course a Liminal would use a ghost novelty straw to drink their ghost medication. *Deep sigh*.
No no, better yet.
The straw doesn't have ghosts on it
The bend in the straw is shaped like a ghost
Is the shape impractical? Probably
But Danny "commit to the bit" Fenton doesn't care about practicality. The bit takes priority. Especially if he finds out how batsy reacted to the straw. He's definitely ordering more.
However the Fenton thermos he stores his 'to go' ecto in? Now that has ghost stickers on it.
The stickers glow in the dark if there's ecto inside
They're not supposed to, but they do
At least it helps Danny remember to refill it
Danny gets the rest of them to do it as well. Any time one of the spots a Bat? They pull out and Ecto smoothie, stick in a straw. Then maintain uncomfortable eye contact while drinking. Bruce hates it. Tim and Steph? Are loving it. The Amity Parkers do nothing to hide this weirdness. All five of them have multiple ghost themed items. It's hilarious.
After midterms are over? Tim probably drops by their apartment. Just lands on the fire escape and knocks. Pulls out his chemical analysis of Lazarus Water vs Ecto and starts asking questions. Red Robin will not be denied this knowledge.
Danny would absolutely love to share he thoughts with Tim on the intricacies of Ectoplasm ans Ectobiology.
Tim would probably ask what it's like to be a Liminal and Danny would just say, "Uh, I don't know dude why are you asking me? Should you already know?"
"What do you mean?"
"That kid, Robin. Has he ever attacked you out of nowhere even when it seemed like he was in a good mood? And did he ever seem disappointed when you didn't fight back?"
"Yes..."
"Does he have a protective streak when it comes to his family and those he considers his?"
"Yes again."
"Does he like to hyperfixate on one specific thing, like a hobby or a skill, bordering on an, Obsession?"
"Wait a minute..."
"Yeah the Kid is definitely a High Level Liminal. Must have spent most of his life around Ectoplasm, or Lazarus Water, or whatever you want to call it. He's on the same level as I was when I was his age, and I grew up eating food that was so contaminated it literally came back to life."
"Wow. Uh, you think anyone else in our group is a Liminal without us knowing?"
"Well, it's not as strong as with the kid, but I can sense that you're slightly liminal yourself. If any of you guys have ever died before, then you should probably get some blood work done. It's not healthy for a Liminal to go without Ectoplasm for a while."
"Huh. Well that's news. What do withdrawl symptoms look like?"
"On the milder side, it's always hyperfixation. Staying up days in a row to complete a task, not listening when other tell you it's a bad idea, refusing to cha ge your mind. That sort of thing."
"...and the more extreme end?"
"Outright Aggressive episodes. They see anything and everything as an insult, Especially if it is related to their Death. Liminals are more emotional than baseline Humans, any hangup they had before they died or got contaminated will come back up again in spades. An Argument that never got resolved, an action they never got to take, any feelings of resentment will burst into the Open at the first provocation."
"Well, this is not what I was expecting to find out when I came to talk to you. I just wanted to talk shop with you."
"Eh, you always find out the most insane shit when you aren't expecting it. My little sister Ellie? She's a Clone of me that my Godfather made during a depressive episode, where he wanted to have a kid but didn't have a spouse. It was a Quite a Day when I found that out!
"...I think I'm gonna go lie down now. See ya..."
Tim will be back the next day with a longer list of questions.
Tim rocking up with capsules he's already created for each family member based on the blood samples he tested. For everyone. ESPECIALLY Jason and Damian.
Pills for everyone but Jason he has an Ecto IV bag.
Nah man. Alfred has to tell Jason to drink his smoothie. Jason doesn’t rock wit the IV bag. Makes him think about hospitals and he cannot.
Also, I got sidetracked (blasted ADHD):
Danny’s straws:
He celebrated his 21st birthday with this cup:
And whenever he brings lunch to campus? He’s the only classmate secure enough in his manhood to rock this lunchbox:
Danny has to get Jason and Damian Ecto safe straws and thermos. Jason's has his name in sparkly pink glitter. Damian's has his name in Nightwing blue. Both love their smoothie thermos. The entire bat family? Have a few weeks where they have to adjust to being healthy. Alfred nearly cried when Master Tim began to sleep properly! Master Bruce as well!
A month later Bruce is acting more chill (still serious just less grumpy) with the justice league and actually smiled at some of their antics and the rest of the JL are left wondering who this shape shifter imposter could be, flash is wondering if his last time travel made the best or worse timeline. Meanwhile Bruce has just been taking his daily dose of supernatural antidepressants… and is feeling significantly better than he has since he was 8.
Clark and Diana absolutely drag him to one side to question him. Clark knows this is Bruce. They did all the scans for shape shifters. And he has the right heartbeat. So that leaves mind control, drugs, or Bruce deliberately fucking with the League. As his best friends? It is their job to find out which it is and support him.
Now, you can't just ask someone of they are being mind controlled. But they have contingencies in place for this. Codes to exchange. Bruce answered each code correctly. So they share a glance and nod. Drugs or fuckery. Bruce smirks, his contingency plans are useful. He shall emote smugly.
Clark: Bruce? Have you uh, been affected by any pollens? Gas attacks? Anything?
Bruce:... No. Death is apparently less binary then we believed. Death energy clings, even if you revive. Neglecting the.. Supernatural needs I didn't know I had? Was negatively affecting my health.
Diana: How did you learn this?
Bruce: Gotham is now home to several dozen 'Liminal' humans. They have been giving Red Robin the information.
All of the terrifying shit that the batfam do? the darkness and brooding?
That was all a subconscious effort by their liminal hindbrain to scare the people around them, thus generating ambient ectoplasm!
Now, instead of scaring people because their body NEEDS it, they do it for the love of the game like other liminals
Tim gets answers out of the Amity crew and puts together a "liminality and you" PowerPoint. It gets added to the JL list of useful information on the batclan list immediately. He will be thrilled to learn of the healers of the Far Frozen as well. You mean there is a Fuck off yeti who can use magic mojo healing for liminals?!?! He doesn't have to waste six weeks on a broken arm! Give him the summons ghost boy!!!
Frostbite is charmed by the newest liminal the Great One has found. And apparently the young ones entire family are as well! So many more Liminals to help and study, to ensure his healing methods are always the best! Such a good challenge!
Unfortunately, along with being healthier people, they are also healthier supernatural creatures now.
Somehow, things get.... more violent in the manor? But like in a "hockey players holding onto each other so they don't slide away while brawling" kinda way. Weirdly consensual.
The cause? Everyone was developing a ghostly haunt ALL AT ONCE now that they had the ecto. They love their fraid of course but this is MY spot and it's NOT DONE YET.
So squabbles go wild, and are occasionally interspersed with growls and menacingly glowing eyes. Like the squabbling siblings they are. Bruce should be the one to break things up but they KEEP coming into his STUDY and then they WONT LEAVE.
They go to the liminals about this issue, and they just shrug, and tell them to brawl it out for a few weeks til everything settles
The newfound ability to heal at ridiculous speeds also does not help things
Nobody is attempting to brawl Bruce (to an extent he is almost feeling left out about it) because they all instinctively recognize the manor and cave as being overall his. The are merely staking individual claims within a Greater Haunt. Specifically, within Dad's Haunt.
Naw naw that only happens in the Batcave, which happens to be where he hangs out the most.
The manor is ALFRED'S. So if Bruce wants to take part in the merriment(bloody noses and hissing), then he has ACTUALLY go upstairs and be a PERSON outside of being Batman. Urgh.
Unfortunately, this also means that he is Late. Damian and Duke have already come to blows about the library, so when Bruce walks in, they're both on his ass.
Dp x Dc prompt #4
After discovering weird energy readings coming from the Pit located underneath Gotham, Batman decides to check it out.
Arriving at the scene with Robin, the first thing they notice is not any escaped Arkham rogue or Assassin from the League like they had been expecting.
No, instead, next to the pit sits a random exhausted-looking guy. Next to him are studying materials which he seems to be working on, and he’s also holding a straw that’s dipped straight into the Pit, occasionally taking a sip.
Danny looked up when he saw two shadows begin to look over him. Seeing Batman and Robin? He let out a sigh. Dammit. He'd been hoping to not be disturbed. And it had to be by the Bat. Most paranoid person on the planet. Fucks sake. He waved vaguely and took a fortifying sip of the ecto. It was a little off. But his core could filter it, so whatever. He started to pack up his study supplies, once done he leaned back on his hands and raised an eyebrow at the vigilantes.
Danny: You just gonna stand an stare or what?
Batman had to take a moment. Because he knew the sorts of effects a Lazarus Pit would usually have. This teen? Was displaying none of them. He was actively drinking Lazarus water. Without being effected by them. This was something new. Unexpected. He didn't like this. He also didn't like the fact he had been spotted.
Danny: I have night vision. If you're wondering how I spotted you so quick. Look. I have midterms next week. Can we get this over with? Aerospace engineering and Astrophysics isn't an easy course load.
Batman made sure Robin stayed in the shadows behind him. As well as ensuring Oracle was recording and watching them. In case they needed back up. Then he allowed himself to step forward. They seemed un-threatening for now yes. He wouldn't risk getting too close either way.
Batman: What are you doing drinking Lazarus Waters?
Danny: Lazaru... Never heard it called THAT before. But sure. Lazarus Water. We call it ectoplasm in my neck of the woods. Due to an accident in my teens? I require it to survive. And if I'm low on energy? It acts like a boost. Like caffeine almost. So, heavy course load, much studying? This is helping me focus and not cry into my books.
Batman: Ectoplasm? As in, the anti Ecto acts we took care of last year?
Danny: Yup! That's the one! I mean, this Ecto is a bit different to what I'm used to? But my body filters the impurities so it's fine. If I couldn't it would be bad though.
Batman:... That makes you someone from Amity Park then? A 'Liminal'?
Danny: Yup. That's the one! You really do your research huh? So. Can I go back to studying now? Or do you have more questions my background check to get into Gotham U would explain?
Danny laughed as Batman tried to do his usual disappearance trick. Oh sure, for anyone purely baseline? He wouldn't have noticed. But Danny? Saw everything. Funny guy. At least he hadn't outed himself as Phantom. Just a Liminal. Like everyone his age to varying degrees in Amity. Heck, anyone Jazz's age and under. Kids seemed to bond to Ecto easier. Probably all the uncontrolled emotion.
---
Oracle began to search of there were any other Amity Park natives in Gotham. Finding only five it was easy to deduce who their oddity was. They were all part of the group who managed to break through the blackout to ask for help with the laws. Interesting.
Oracle: Well. I found our mystery. Daniel 'Danny'. J. Fenton. Here to study the courses he mentioned. Top of his class. Living with friends and his sisters. We should do a chem analysis of pure ectoplasm vs Lazarus water.
Batman:... Understood.
Oracle: I'll have a full report done soon. Be safe out there.
Robin: We should have Black Bat check the footage. I read no deceit in his body. She will be able to verify my thoughts.
Batman: Hm. Yes. What else did you notice?
Robin: He wasn't afraid. Totally assured that he was safe. He either believed you would not attack without reason. Or believed he could escape if you tried.
Batman: That was my read as well.
---
Danny flopped onto the sofa of his apartment and sighed. Sam and Ellie say on top of him, causing him to let out a grunt. Tucker and Jazz just laughed. The bastards. He turned intangible and floated through them. Making sure to make himself as cool as possible. Seeing them both shiver he grinned. Vengeance was his!
Tucker: What's got you so grumpy?
Danny: Batman interrupted me studying! And he found the ecto pool I told you about! So now every time one of us goes to fill up he's gonna bother us!!
Ellie: Eh. It's basically a vitamin for us. What's he gonna do? Make us starve?
Danny: Tch. I know! But it was so weird! Totally cute how he tried to Hide Robin from me though. In case I attacked or whatever. He literally shuffled the baby bird behind his cape. Then stood in front of him.
Jazz: Aww. That's kinda sweet. Anyway. What else did you find out?
Danny: Apparently, the ecto pool? Gets referred to as a Lazarus Pit. How pretentious is that!
Sam: Ohh. Spooky. Bet some magic user named them. Or some old rich guy.
Ellie: A rich old magic user?
Sam: Very true. Could be both!
Danny: I should probably just suck it up and build an Ecto condenser. So we can have it here. But I don't really want raw Ecto in the apartment.
Jazz: Hm. I agree. Not unless we get a lead lined storage box. No more food fights. It has been a blessing.
it is very important to note that Danny is drinking from the pit with a novelty curly straw
It has to have ghosts on it. If he's using a novelty straw? It needs to be ghost themed. Which? When looking back on the footage later? Will make Bruce twitch slightly. As half his kids giggle happily. Oh, of course a Liminal would use a ghost novelty straw to drink their ghost medication. *Deep sigh*.
No no, better yet.
The straw doesn't have ghosts on it
The bend in the straw is shaped like a ghost
Is the shape impractical? Probably
But Danny "commit to the bit" Fenton doesn't care about practicality. The bit takes priority. Especially if he finds out how batsy reacted to the straw. He's definitely ordering more.
However the Fenton thermos he stores his 'to go' ecto in? Now that has ghost stickers on it.
The stickers glow in the dark if there's ecto inside
They're not supposed to, but they do
At least it helps Danny remember to refill it
Danny gets the rest of them to do it as well. Any time one of the spots a Bat? They pull out and Ecto smoothie, stick in a straw. Then maintain uncomfortable eye contact while drinking. Bruce hates it. Tim and Steph? Are loving it. The Amity Parkers do nothing to hide this weirdness. All five of them have multiple ghost themed items. It's hilarious.
After midterms are over? Tim probably drops by their apartment. Just lands on the fire escape and knocks. Pulls out his chemical analysis of Lazarus Water vs Ecto and starts asking questions. Red Robin will not be denied this knowledge.
Danny would absolutely love to share he thoughts with Tim on the intricacies of Ectoplasm ans Ectobiology.
Tim would probably ask what it's like to be a Liminal and Danny would just say, "Uh, I don't know dude why are you asking me? Should you already know?"
"What do you mean?"
"That kid, Robin. Has he ever attacked you out of nowhere even when it seemed like he was in a good mood? And did he ever seem disappointed when you didn't fight back?"
"Yes..."
"Does he have a protective streak when it comes to his family and those he considers his?"
"Yes again."
"Does he like to hyperfixate on one specific thing, like a hobby or a skill, bordering on an, Obsession?"
"Wait a minute..."
"Yeah the Kid is definitely a High Level Liminal. Must have spent most of his life around Ectoplasm, or Lazarus Water, or whatever you want to call it. He's on the same level as I was when I was his age, and I grew up eating food that was so contaminated it literally came back to life."
"Wow. Uh, you think anyone else in our group is a Liminal without us knowing?"
"Well, it's not as strong as with the kid, but I can sense that you're slightly liminal yourself. If any of you guys have ever died before, then you should probably get some blood work done. It's not healthy for a Liminal to go without Ectoplasm for a while."
"Huh. Well that's news. What do withdrawl symptoms look like?"
"On the milder side, it's always hyperfixation. Staying up days in a row to complete a task, not listening when other tell you it's a bad idea, refusing to cha ge your mind. That sort of thing."
"...and the more extreme end?"
"Outright Aggressive episodes. They see anything and everything as an insult, Especially if it is related to their Death. Liminals are more emotional than baseline Humans, any hangup they had before they died or got contaminated will come back up again in spades. An Argument that never got resolved, an action they never got to take, any feelings of resentment will burst into the Open at the first provocation."
"Well, this is not what I was expecting to find out when I came to talk to you. I just wanted to talk shop with you."
"Eh, you always find out the most insane shit when you aren't expecting it. My little sister Ellie? She's a Clone of me that my Godfather made during a depressive episode, where he wanted to have a kid but didn't have a spouse. It was a Quite a Day when I found that out!
"...I think I'm gonna go lie down now. See ya..."
Tim will be back the next day with a longer list of questions.
Tim rocking up with capsules he's already created for each family member based on the blood samples he tested. For everyone. ESPECIALLY Jason and Damian.
Pills for everyone but Jason he has an Ecto IV bag.
Nah man. Alfred has to tell Jason to drink his smoothie. Jason doesn’t rock wit the IV bag. Makes him think about hospitals and he cannot.
Also, I got sidetracked (blasted ADHD):
Danny’s straws:
He celebrated his 21st birthday with this cup:
And whenever he brings lunch to campus? He’s the only classmate secure enough in his manhood to rock this lunchbox:
Danny has to get Jason and Damian Ecto safe straws and thermos. Jason's has his name in sparkly pink glitter. Damian's has his name in Nightwing blue. Both love their smoothie thermos. The entire bat family? Have a few weeks where they have to adjust to being healthy. Alfred nearly cried when Master Tim began to sleep properly! Master Bruce as well!
A month later Bruce is acting more chill (still serious just less grumpy) with the justice league and actually smiled at some of their antics and the rest of the JL are left wondering who this shape shifter imposter could be, flash is wondering if his last time travel made the best or worse timeline. Meanwhile Bruce has just been taking his daily dose of supernatural antidepressants… and is feeling significantly better than he has since he was 8.
Clark and Diana absolutely drag him to one side to question him. Clark knows this is Bruce. They did all the scans for shape shifters. And he has the right heartbeat. So that leaves mind control, drugs, or Bruce deliberately fucking with the League. As his best friends? It is their job to find out which it is and support him.
Now, you can't just ask someone of they are being mind controlled. But they have contingencies in place for this. Codes to exchange. Bruce answered each code correctly. So they share a glance and nod. Drugs or fuckery. Bruce smirks, his contingency plans are useful. He shall emote smugly.
Clark: Bruce? Have you uh, been affected by any pollens? Gas attacks? Anything?
Bruce:... No. Death is apparently less binary then we believed. Death energy clings, even if you revive. Neglecting the.. Supernatural needs I didn't know I had? Was negatively affecting my health.
Diana: How did you learn this?
Bruce: Gotham is now home to several dozen 'Liminal' humans. They have been giving Red Robin the information.
All of the terrifying shit that the batfam do? the darkness and brooding?
That was all a subconscious effort by their liminal hindbrain to scare the people around them, thus generating ambient ectoplasm!
Now, instead of scaring people because their body NEEDS it, they do it for the love of the game like other liminals
Tim gets answers out of the Amity crew and puts together a "liminality and you" PowerPoint. It gets added to the JL list of useful information on the batclan list immediately. He will be thrilled to learn of the healers of the Far Frozen as well. You mean there is a Fuck off yeti who can use magic mojo healing for liminals?!?! He doesn't have to waste six weeks on a broken arm! Give him the summons ghost boy!!!
Frostbite is charmed by the newest liminal the Great One has found. And apparently the young ones entire family are as well! So many more Liminals to help and study, to ensure his healing methods are always the best! Such a good challenge!
Unfortunately, along with being healthier people, they are also healthier supernatural creatures now.
Somehow, things get.... more violent in the manor? But like in a "hockey players holding onto each other so they don't slide away while brawling" kinda way. Weirdly consensual.
The cause? Everyone was developing a ghostly haunt ALL AT ONCE now that they had the ecto. They love their fraid of course but this is MY spot and it's NOT DONE YET.
So squabbles go wild, and are occasionally interspersed with growls and menacingly glowing eyes. Like the squabbling siblings they are. Bruce should be the one to break things up but they KEEP coming into his STUDY and then they WONT LEAVE.
They go to the liminals about this issue, and they just shrug, and tell them to brawl it out for a few weeks til everything settles
The newfound ability to heal at ridiculous speeds also does not help things
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Hi,my name is Sam(not my real name) and my mother and father emotionally neglect me
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(I just randomly pressed people...I don't have many friends)
Call me Angel, my mom had a psychotic breakdown only a few years ago after a long period of mental illness that she took out on me and my siblings before we moved to another house and then everything was "fine" again.
And I brought the watermelon sour patch gummies :3
Tags but anyone can join! @anonymous-existences @pinklotushere @caleism-1 @angyblobghost @vangreer
I'm Angy and i have psychotic depression that causes me to routinely see visions of another version of myself self-mutilating. This is often in the form of clawing out the eyes, breaking digits, use of knives, etc. This began in my freshman year of college, and caused me to drop out, leaving behind intense feelings of inadequacy and failure which only exaggerates the self harm ideation, and makes it difficult to connect to others
i brought the gay bacon (:
anyone can join!
Dani and Superboy comparing what weird stuff they had downloaded into their brains and what got left out.
"I got the history of every train every made, and no math after middle school."
"I got the migratory patterns of all birds in North America, but not how to use anything in a normal kitchen."
Kon: Wait, what! How come you came uploaded with fairytales?
Dani: Bc my creator read to me while I was in the synthetic womb 🫤 yours didn't?
Kon: ........ no
Dani:
Kon:
Kon: So what about fashion? Luthor input all of the latest fashion trends, though he didn’t tell me about country aesthetics for some reason…
Dani: Yeah, Vlad definitely didn’t do that. But he did add stuff with telekinesis, even tho I don’t have that ability.
Kon: You’re not special, Dani, every clone has downloaded knowledge of telekinesis 🙄
YJ:
Kon: I think the guys who made me were pissed off at Luthor for some amount of time, because I also came pre-dowloaded with an entire portfolio of Blackmail on him. Like, I know that in the 6th grade he tripped in the middle of the hallway and dropped his Lunch on the principals brand new outfit.
Dani: Actually same, but for my it was blackmail on my Template. Danny once ate an entire bottle of Elmers Glue because he thought it smelled good.
Tim: Do you have literally any normal information downloaded?
Kon: Hmmm...well I have a small catalog of Newspaper Articles memorized for some reason. But they were all written by a guy at the daily planet named Clark Kent. I think Luthor had a crush on him or something.
Dani: For some reason Vlad downloaded an entire Thesaurus into my brain. But its all synonyms of words for Cheese.
Kon: Okay. Name 20.
Dani: Cheddar, edam, parmesan, feta, brie, camembert, emmental, gruyere, ricotta, stilton, cabrales, cheshire, chevres, iberico, provolone, beaufort, brick, colby, graviera, lancashire
Tim, from the back: ... name 6 more.
Dani: Gouda, fontina, gamonedo, garrotxa, gjetost, gorgonzola
Cassie, also from the back: ........ name 5 more.
Dani: Comta, burrata, asiago, bleu d'auvergne, bleu de gex
Everyone:
Kon:
Kon: .... why tf is this Vlad guy obsessed with cheese?
Dani: 🤷♀️
It seems snow leperd has won here ls your centaur danny✨️
on survival
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The word is "renascence." See the poem of that title by Edna St. Vincent Millay
Tim: I have to tell you something....its pretty intense
Bernard: Whatever it is, I can handle it
Tim: Okay do you remember how I was in love with one of my best friends before we met?
Bernard: Yes.
Tim: Well, I may have...done something.. that resulted in...a child
Bernard: You have a baby moma?
Tim: No...
Bernard: A baby...daddy?
Tim: No....
Bernard: ???
Tim: I may have not reacted well to Kon dying, or that we thought he had died and I sort tried to clone him to get him back.
Bernard: .....you what?
Tim: 99 attempts failed and they found my lab before I could confirm the results of number 100. I thought it failed so I had the lab go into hibernation mode and it burried itself into the earth as part of protocol and then I forgot about it because Kon was alive....but I just checked up on it again and well....This is Danny.
Danny in 2 year old toddler body with a mind of a teenager who just died in another world: Hi?
Bernard: oh
Tim: Kon doesnt know about him yet, but I couldn't just leave him there! And I understand if you aren't interested in helping me raise-
Bernard: *tearing up* I'm a dad now. This is the happiest day of my life.
Tim: I love you
Danny: How old are you? You're too young to be parents. How do you plan to financially support a toddler?!
Bernard: *Gasp* He's so smart!
Tim: Thats my genes at work!
Danny: Listen!
if starfire's hair has no fans then im dead etc she's SO fun to draw
(commission info // tip jar!)
Danny and Ellie had majorly screwed up. Now here they were in the hydro-electric car Danny had designed for applying to Wayne industries/whoever would give a fifteen year old a fat paycheck, sitting in the middle of Gotham, at night, surrounded by glaring bats.
Crap.
Time to bullshit his way out of this.
He looked at Red Robin and sheepishly grinned, "...hi dad."
Ellie, the little gremlin, didn't even hesitate before adding, "We are so grounded. I told you we shouldn't have messed with the broken time machine but nooo."
The bats were either taken about or cackling and Danny to this chance to put the petal to the metal and get out of there
Tim is now obsessed with finding his future kids.
^ op's tags
Tim, after seeing this child pick up the entire car and fly away with it after he got past city limits: *numbly pulls out his phone and dials the contact labeled “Conner ♡” while staring blankly into the middle distance* “Hey, so uh…”
Much later, after a weeks-long, multi-state chase involving an unfortunate number of felonies, a brand new understanding of the definition of “sticky”, an improbably low number of broken bones, a deeply unfortunate quantity of mongoose, The Great Spaghetti Incident, and The Stakeout Which Will Remain Forever Unmentioned:
Tim: “so, you made up the most audacious lie you could think of, and stuck to your guns in the face of literally the world’s most famous and resourceful group of detectives, to avoid an underage driving violation?”
Danny: “Uhhhh….. I mean, past a certain point it was the principle of the thing, you know?”
Dani: “Also it was funny!”
Danny: “That too!”
Tim:
Tim:
Tim: “B! Call the guy! I’m adopting them for real!”
Danny/Dani: ?!?!?!?!??!??
Danny: “Hold up, how old even are you??”
Tim: “I’m 22. I’ve just looked 17 since I was 15.”
Dick, in the background: *lays a hand on Bruce’s shoulder* “Congrats, B. It’s gremlins.”
Bruce, literally already on the phone: “So, our usual, then.”
Tim: How old are the two of you?
Danny: Um... How do you wanna count?
Elle being a little shit: I'm 6 months and Danny is 2. We age a bit differently than most. Also Dad you should know better than to leave toddlers unattended!
Danny: Hey! I'm also 16! Just... Two years half dead! But yeah, Ellie was created 6 months ago by nemesis. I saved her from him so she's my sister now!
Ellie: Yup! The fruitloop aged me to 14. So...
Tim: Connor is going to go apeshit. He's not met another clone who was saved before the brain washing was too deep to undo!
Danny: So you're cool with Ellie being a clone! Awesome!
Tim: Where are your parents anyway?
Danny: Oh they want to rip me apart for being a half ghost. So me and Ellie ran away when her creator outed me.
Tim: B! Call the guy faster!
I just love how we all in agreement that bruce's adoption type is germlin. :)
This time they are grand-gremlins! Tim is gonna be Dad for once :) Bruce just like.. Yep they fit the profile. Good kids who want to help others? Gremlins? Tragic back-story? Check, check annnndddd check. Welcome to the family! Danny and Ellie Drake-Wayne! The new face of human-ghost relationships! Adopted after running for the un-lives! Both are babies! And CLEARLY sentient!!! Do all the brain checks you want! Repeal those laws! Add them to the meta-registry!
Tim had to do SO much bribery to get them to agree.
O Romeo, Romeo
Danny: My upstairs neighbor kept me up by stomping around at two am again.
Tucker: I thought you lived on the top floor?
Danny: I do.
Tucker: Then how-?
Danny: Wait for it.
*Thump thump thump thump*
Tucker: What is that!? Mutant rats!?
Danny: I wish. *opens window* RED HOOD IF YOU KEEP STOMPING ON MY ROOF, I'M GOING UP THERE AND PUTTING YOU BACK IN A GRAVE
Red Hood: COME AT ME!
Danny: *crawling out window* I WILL
Tucker: *yanking him back in* No, he won't! Sorry, Mr.Hood! He's not in his right head!
Red Hood:....who are you? I've never heard your voice before. Are you his boyfriend?
Danny: HE'S MY BEST FRIEND. IM SINGLE AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS
Red hood: OH YEAH!? I KICK YOURS AND TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!
Danny: YEAH!? WELL I CAN TAKE YOU ON A LONG WALK ON THE BEACH!
Tucker: What's happening
Red Hood: PROVE IT. TAKE ME OUT.
Danny: I WILL. FRIDAY. SEVEN. BE HERE.
Tucker: Are you flirting? Or are you scheduling a fight?
Danny: Not now, Tuck, I've got to prepare for Friday. Grab your wallet, we need to go shop for a date outfit.
Tucker: It's almost midnight!
Danny: Damn....let's got rob a clothes store.
Red hood: I HEARD THAT
Danny: WHAT ARE YOU A NARC!?
Bruce: Where's Tim?
Dick: At a friend's house. Bernard something-
Bruce: What? Tim has friends?
Dick: Yes?
Bruce: But he's in highschool??
Dick: Yeah?
Bruce: People dont have friends in highschool.
Dick: ....what.
Bruce: Do you think this Bernard is a danger to Tim? Is his house a trap?
Dick: B, are you being mean to Tim or do you honestly think people do not have friends in highschool?
Bruce: I meam we never had any-
Dick: We? We who?
Bruce: All of us. You, Jason, Damian, Barbara, Duke, Cass and Alfred! And before you start being friends with eachother doesn't count so yes Barbara belongs on my list
Dick in a soft pitying voice: Bruce....no...
Bruce: Why are you looking at me like that?
Dick: Did you seriously not have friends in highschool? What about Harvey?
Bruce: Met him in college.
Dick: Zatanna?
Bruce: Met her in middle school and lost touch until college.
Dick: Oliver?
Bruce: Met him in boarding school in middle school and sort of....got kicked out before we made it to Highschool.
Alfred: What about Danny?
Bruce: We do not talk about Daniel Fenton.
Dick: Who's Daniel Fenton?
Alfred: Master Bruce's pen pal from highschool who Master Bruce scared away.
Bruce: We been passing letter for months then one letter changes everything?! He writes "I want a car" I buy him one. He writes "I want a new desktop" I buy him one. He writes "I need a date for prom" I fly to his state to take him and I'M CREEPY!?
Dick: Yes? That's creepy as hell?
Alfred: Danny was very unnerved by Master Bruce's enthusiasm to share his wealth. We still talk.
Bruce: Traitor! You choose Daniel in the break up!?
Dick: ....so did you need Tim or-?
Bruce: -I COULD HAVE GIVEN HIM THE WORLD!
Alfred: You better leave Master Dick. He'll be like this for a while.
finally.... ghost zone in minecraft.
Danny’s annual holiday breakdown ft. Mariah Carey
‘Cuz you know how much Danny loves this time of year ;P
