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DW FROM ARTHUR AS WYATT HAYES
WHAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU TRY TO SCORE ON THE CENTAURS:
one must imagine shane in a bathroom stall in the metros locker room right before a game against boston, headphones in watching the video ilya just sent of himself jerking off in the bathroom in the guest locker room along with a message that just says good luck tonight :)
@russianblush
Ilya is used to carrying babies and small children in his arms. Because he used to hold his niece in his arms (though that became less frequent with each summer he went back to Russia) and he's babysat the Pikelings a handful of times now, so yes he knows to support a baby's head and can carry around a toddler no problem.
Cue Ilya making a rare appearance at Bood's Barbeque because it's the team's chance to meet little Milo for the first time. Everyone congratulates the parents and oohs and aaws at Milo. Cue Bood asking "anyone want to hold him?"
And Ilya is the first to volunteer, already reaching out his hands. And Bood, like any new parent, starts the "Alright here we go, now be careful to support the head-" only to trail off because Ilya does not need any help. For some strange reason, Ilya fucking Rozanov is a pro at holding a baby, murmuring to him in Russian swaying him softly in his arms.
The Groupchat ("CenBros NO CAP") goes wild because how the fuck is Rozy so good with babies. And then one of the rookies is like "maybe he has a baby??" and at first everyone scoffs because, hello. This is Ilya Rozanov we're talking about.
On second thought, though.
Ilya did move to Ottawa seemingly out of nowhere.
He did buy a house in the suburbs.
He is strangely secretive about who he's texting all the time.
He is skipping almost every team event.
Suddenly it all makes sense. Ilya has a girlfriend (wife??) and he moved to Ottawa for her so that they could raise their child together. And of course he's almost never attending a team outing or leaving early, he has a child at home! Of course he's secretive about it, Ottawa or not he's still Ilya fucking Rozanov, papped every second day. It only makes sense that he'd want to protect the identiy of his girlfriend (wife??) and child.
The final piece of evidence is overheard by Holmberg and Young on a random Thurday after practice. Ilya clearly hasn't noticed them as he walks to his car, a fond smile on his face and obviously focused on his phone call. "Goodnight, I miss you very much. I will be home soon", he says. It's followed by laughter and Ilya adding that "Yes, of course is necessary! I have been away all day, my daughter must hear me say goodnight to her."
Holmberg and Young (standing next to Young's car and therefore hidden from Ilya's view) stare at each other with open mouths and wide eyes. Because holy fucking shit Rozy just confirmed he has a daughter?? And based on the conversation also a girlfriend/wife??
Meanwhile Shane, who patiently sat next to where Anya was curled up on the couch with his phone on speaker so that Ilya could tell her goodnight, is happily talking with Ilya about what to cook for dinner.
your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw
i KNOW that ilya would be constantly getting cancelled on twitter and shane would be standing 10 toes down with his cancelled wife every time
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What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*
*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*
alright everybody STOP 🛑⏸️✋ and look at our boy
okay you may continue 🙏😌
was watching a kink video the other day and in the post scene debrief the sub was like "ive never done suspension bondage before i wasnt expecting it to be so relaxing. i almost fell asleep multiple times" anyway Shane Hollander
shane who gets hard really easily and leaks so much and it’s all so embarrassing so he makes sure to hide his stained underwear from ilya until one day ilya catches shane getting changing his underwear in the middle of the day like???? and shane has to stutter out that because they were making out earlier but it didn’t go anywhere shane was so hard and leaking so much his underwear was ruined and he needed to change. and ilya is instantly the horniest he’s ever been but also Mad bc shane has been hiding his lil perversions from him how dare he???? anyway this leads to shane Not being allowed to change his underwear at All unless he brings them to ilya for Inspection and only sometimes does ilya let him change them 🙂
hr twitterverse (75/?) can't wait for everyone to meet ilya's little brother <3
my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing
I imagine one day when Hayden already knows Shane is gay but pre-outing they're caught on the hot mic and Hayden is insisting Shane go to some pride thing to "be a better ally" and Shane says that's ridiculous he's not an ally. Of course we know it's because he's gay but twitter doesn't and poor baby Shane gets canceled. Ilya finds the whole thing hilarious
One practice, not too long after Shane joins the Centaurs, he's limping and, honestly, it's affecting his skating. In between scrimmages and drills, he keeps straightening up and wincing a little, gloved hand resting on his lower back. There's no way it passes anyone by but it isn't until they're back in the locker room that someone comments on it. "Rough night last night?" Bood asks and no sooner are the words out of his mouth than Ilya has smacked the back of his head and told him to shut the fuck up. Shane's flushing but glares at him before saying, "I slipped in the goddamn shower, okay?" None of the Cens quite believe him but once he shucks his clothes it's obvious that there's a huge fresh bruise on Shane's lower back, leading up his spine. Bood hisses just at the sight of it. "Shit, man" he says, "I'm sorry." Shane mumbles something that sounds like, "don't worry about it," but his cheeks are still burning red because, yes, technically a slip in the shower is exactly what occurred but Ilya was the one who slipped. While holding Shane up against the wall. And now they have a fucking plumber coming around because not only did Shane crash into the tiles and bang his tailbone, he somehow managed to grab the shower head on his way down and tore it clean off, bursting the pipe.
for april fools one year, hayden texts ilya, "do you think the centaurs have [insert hayden salary/space]?" and doesn't answer any follow-up questions and it haunts ilya every day. the chances of hayden pike joining your hockey team are low but never zero.