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so, I think it’s about time I made a pinned post for my fics/requests! it’s a little barren as of now, but I hope it will be less so with time lol!

general Rick and morty stuff:

Rick and Morty fall asleep on the couch ; angst w comfort

Morty’s thoughts on Rick Prime ; angst

Birdrick:

Birdperson and Rick at a bar, what could go wrong? ; angst

#corvi writes #writing requests #whoop whoop!!!#about time tbhhh #might mess with the formatting more but whatever

BP calmly proclaiming “I believe this is called the braid train,” whilst in the middle of Rick and squanchy, flesh curtains era, braiding Ricks hair as dear squanchy braids the poorly set-up wig atop birdperson’s own head.

#could not tell u what encouraged this #but it came to me in a manner not dissimilar from the way a angel appears in a biblically accurate way to a scared feeble human #rick and morty #rick sanchez #birdperson #squanchy #flesh curtains rick

pinelessness

What do you think Rick was like as a teen? I think he was either super nerdy or probably just like some edgy teen lol

This ask is really old soz anon… anyways youre so correct either way

#I adore ur art just so u know #rick and morty #rick sanchez #others art #rick and morty fanart

penny-anna

ok wait so. Rick is canonically pansexual. Beth had that thing w Space Beth. Jerry had an affair w Sleepy Gary (yes it wasn't real but he seemed to be into the idea of it) & one of Summer's 'soulmates' was a woman. are there any heterosexuals in this family.

#I’m inclined to agree #like despite what everyone is saying—#I honestly believe there is a very good chance they’ll confirm morty isn’t completely straight either lol #the concept that the whole smith family is waiting on morty to crack too is very funny to me too lmaoooo #rick and morty #morty smith

milkyyogurt

you think your job is hard? try being an anti-proship rick and morty fan

#FRRRRRR #its gotten even worse recently too— I’m blocking someone like every day now 💀#rick and morty

inkskinned

"your pet doesn't love you; it just has learned that it will get treats if it acts a certain way. it can't understand you."

in between humans, i don't always speak the language either. love has always been hard for me. i don't trust it. i can't read it easily on people's faces - i'm usually trying to read past it; to the "other parts", the ones that make sense to me.

but my mom always offers me food as soon as i get through the door. my brother calls me at weird hours, just to be talking. my sister has a nightmare; asks me to please drive safe in the morning. i throw my friends random parties, just to celebrate something. she drives 45 minutes to spend 3 hours with me. amelia holds my hand while we both cross the street.

no, my dog and i don't have the same language. so what? this is not the same thing as communication. my dog is a good study in how trauma can heal - a rescue from the racetrack; i've been watching his personality develop slowly. in the last year, he's gotten so comfortable with me that he'll ask me to sit down on the grass so he can use my body as a seat. (it's important to note: he is huge. he squishes me. i don't complain. i find it lovely.)

love for us is also just endorphins and behavioral response. i'm a poet, the number of sad men that have tried to "teach me" how stupid it is to be a hopeless romantic is ... not a low one. i cannot count how many times someone has argued - it's all chemical stimulus - as if the fact of it makes it less magical. we're just electrical signals reading the universe! that's fucked up. that's so beautiful.

i find it hard to believe that in the spectrum of evolution we are the only species to feel like this - we already know that dogs and cats also have endorphins. why wouldn't they experience joy? love? companionship? in what world is it a new thing that i had to earn it? in every relationship, both individuals have to work to learn the language. i had to teach my dog what trust is. it's okay that it took time for him to learn it.

in the human world, when i love someone, it's hard for me to speak it. i write them poems or make them food or give them a cool rock i found on the beach.

i don't know how to tell goblin i love him, so i tell him through treats. through a new collar, fancy mattresses, a little bow on his leash. i tell him with long walks and petting him and sitting down on the wet ground so my 70 pound sharp noodle of a dog can prance on my thigh bones and take an awkward - if loving - seat.

"you taught your dog to love you" is kind of a cruel way to reframe what actually happened: i loved him so loudly, it skipped over language and species. the two of us just saying - oh! i have figured out a way to tell you that you make me happy.

#god #other stuff

fluorescentbrains

naur………….

#this is causing me Actual Physical pain #yainwdinziwdjiBA)&:’jaHAODDNAK #NOOOOOO FUCK MY LIFE #my chest actually fucking hurts I can’t do this rn #rick and morty #rick and morty season 6 spoilers #rick and morty season 6

sure sure Rick is really fucked up and should eat glass, cool cool— can we please discuss poor fucking morty for a second?

the way he clung to robo-Rick, literally let go of the ledge to go die with the version of his grandfather who he felt actually loved him— a version only capable because he was forced to love him. programmed to.

the way this kinda reframes solaricks for me in a particularly devastating way. obviously Rick wasn’t a robot at that point, (he was only one for the morty sun ep) but I’m talking more specifically about how this frames morty.

“you’re my grandpa, Rick.” and what a spectacularly shitty grandpa he is. “Rick and morty, a hundred years.” and god, morty truly seems to be keeping his word even to his absolute detriment. and it honestly hurts to watch at this point— the way morty keeps clinging to Rick and trusting him despite the traumatizing shit he pulls as easily as he breathes. from a plot point it almost doesn’t make sense, but when considered with the context of who morty was and who he is now…. who else could morty turn to?? who else could morty be? who else does he have but this abrasive, dependent monster who loiters around as his grandfather??? whether he likes it or not— Rick is the only constant in his life. Rick is the only grandpa he’s ever known— all other family is replaced, recycled, and buried. he’s a terrible consistency that drags morty down far more than ever raise him high, but a consistency nonetheless. I’m not saying that morty couldn’t do/be anything else without Rick— but from mortys perspective???

god, what can this poor kid fucking do?

#been thinking about morty sooooo fucking much #also Rick too but like— morty this episode truly just hurt me in a visceral way #im honestly so glad things happened this way tho—#because this makes way more sense for me in terms of Rick as a character #cant lie— the change to him being super nice felt pretty rushed to me and kinda worried me #but THIS???#it hurts terribly but makes an unholy amount of sense!!!#already can’t wait for season 7 I need it NOW #maybe not making much sense but like I probably won’t for awhile #rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #rick and morty season 6 #rick and morty season 6 spoilers

galaxyknifu

okay i havent rick and morty posted since last season however. i have SO many thoughts about that finale . rick is almost trying to be better but is making himself SO much worse in the process . theres such an internal conflict between his love for his family and avenging the ones he lost. he is LOSING himself to the need that destroyed him once before, and now he believes hes doing the right thing by dragging morty into his spiralling madness because he fails to think outside of “i either have to abandon the people i love or take them down with me” . i think season 7 is going to be the culmination of everything from the past 3 seasons finally paying off. Dont even get me started on poor morty .

#‘i either have to abandon the people I love or take them down with me’#that is such a good way to put it #rick and morty #rick and morty season 6 #rick and morty spoilers #rick sanchez

thinking about how they brought up Marta in the after credits scene….

#does this mean the whole rot situation will actually be addressed???#roy*#eventually???#cautiously hopeful #rick and morty #rick and morty season 6 #rick and morty season 6 spoilers