cartoon hell.

she/her | 26 mostly rick and morty but also potentially: solar opposites, king of the hill, bojack horseman, the simpsons, adventure time, and midnight gospel

[bricknmortar]

[vhvrs]

every time morty does anything "bad" refer to my chart

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

Even though Rick said this is a pool season, the pool disappears from the show entirely since ep3.

Do you think the pool will be mentioned again in the finale of season 9?

yes I yearn for the pool

no they already forgot 💔

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[laikawish]

We should feed him cigarettes and alcohol to keep him that cute forever

[bricknmortar]

morty stealing $20 from rick while he’s blackout will never not be funny to me

[stupidcopper]

they tried to get me to draw something cool, but my brain said write another paragraph of redundant rick dialogue

[stupidcopper]

cont.

[bricknmortar]

if rick is terrified of pirates does that mean that he thought pirates of the pancreas was really scary

[katebushviolin]

morty smith kill your grandpa it's the only way

[bricknmortar]

in another reality instead of rickuiem mort a dream being about the sympathid, morty waits for rick to finish his distilling, rick takes him to get pokemon cards, and then they realize that they’re sold out across the multiverse and the rest of the episode is rick killing scalpers

[bradleyenthusiast]

Still no brad. what’s the point

[bricknmortar]

‘everybody wants grandpas help but nobody wants grandpa’

BRO YOU JUST TORTURED YOUR GRANDKIDS FYM ???????????

I HATE HAVING A CRUSH ON THIS STUPID IDIOT STUPID OLD AWFUL MAN

petition for the fandom to refer to Rick as that burping berating bastard

ALSO THEY LITERALLY DO WANT YOU????????? UR JUST BEING A FOSSIL DICK???????????????????????

UGH I KNOW he’s literally the worst i wanna beat him with hammers!!

he’s such a self loathing piece of shit like ur grandson literally JUST last episode wanted to hang out with you and get pokemon cards!!! and you cannot tell me it was just because he needed something - he wanted to go with rick!!! he could have driven himself since he has that space bike rick made for him. he asked rick because he wanted to spend time with him!!!

everybody wants grandpa they just don’t want grandpa to be a dick!!!!

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

big sister summer

[bricknmortar]

is rick and morty the only show with canon selfcest?

[dirty-bear-rick-sanchez]

Red Dwarf has the episode Parallel Universe in which the crew jump to a parallel universe where gender roles are reversed (and cats are dogs) and literally every member of the crew tries to fuck themselves at some point. The only two who actually do are the Listers (resulting in male Lister getting pregnant with twins because anatomy is also opposite and being in the parallel universe means that their physical law applies) and the Hollys (artificial intelligences who are just heads on a screen so ymmv on what’s actually considered sex for them). They have to return to their original universe but male Holly is so in love with female Holly that he becomes her for the next 3 seasons. If you do want to watch it, just a warning that the episode provides commentary on misogyny so it includes sexual harassment (Rimmer’s whole character is that he’s a terrible person so he’s kind of like 1989’s version of an incel and he ends up having a role reversal where his female opposite treats him the way he treats women). Also, the episode opens with a completely unrelated musical number lol.

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

they make me sick!!!!!!

[bricknmortar]

is rick and morty the only show with canon selfcest?

[mxterhyde]

naptime with peepaw

[aquilezz]