man honestly the most annoying thing about the “rick and morty are a couple” jokes in the show are not the quips themselves (because anyone with half a brain knows that they’re not meant to be interpreted as romantic) but the weirdos who take it literally and consider it as “proof” that it’s canon
i’m too old and tired to actively push against or bitch regularly about what people are shipping on the internet but there are a few that do really gross me out and this is one of them. huge fucking ick
















