a very real adult

he/him

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

hello

i am not two kids in a trench coat.

idk what to say.

mod uses he/him.

main blog is @eating-the-sand

[pepsi-offical]

Ooc: for anyone that's been thinking of making an officalverse account I'd just like for you to know there's no initiation process needed or anything I literally just made this account one day and started going "Hello I am pepsi" and now there's gay fan art of me and Coca-Cola

[real-human-offical]

I love definitely having bones!! They totally support me so that I can stand and move! Thank you, my very existent bones!!

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

I love bones

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Rb if you are in the officialverse

[evil-bread-offical]

[scarletseacollectspronouns]

I am watching officalverse from a distance until i am brave enough to fully join whatever the heck is happening there

[supervillain-offical]

Just come to the Dark Side already!

[helpmemiku]

please don't for god's sake there's enough animals in this zoo.

(not really join us join us join us)

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

I also have no idea whats happening most of the time but it’s very entertaining to say the least

[period-offical]

Do you guys love me 😔

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

no.

[wizardex-yt]

gonna make an a offical verse video essay. If anyone has any lore Intel, let me know. I’d tag everyone but like. Idk everyone. Also dms open. I’ma tag @helpmemiku bc i’m p sure we all follow you it’ll come up at some point

edit: just saw autism’s cut lmao not trying to steal their idea I thought it was a suggestion. Still committed to doing it but i am aware and will communicate with them so it doesn’t look like I’m copying!!

[helpmemiku]

Nice! EVERYONE GATHER ROUND

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

hmmm idk about anyone else’s lore but im like. very touchy about being accused of being two kids in a trench coat. cuz im not. also im 75 years old and 9 feet tall and

[nonbinary-homo-offical]

Reblog if you’re a nonbinary homo

Or a homo

Or a nonbinary

Or if ur offical

[wlw-god-offical]

why does every other offical have a partner? 😭😭😭 I haven’t dated in 3 years 😭😭

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

im aroace

[nico-di-angelo-offical]

heyy

so um, I'm here now. Yep. A demigod on social media. Probably a horrible idea. But apparently Leo did something to make the monsters not want to eat me for daring to be modern? Idk something about firewalls and cell signals and stuff like that.

sooooo, yeahhhh, I think im the only half blood currently on tumblr but hopefully I get more people on soon. Still trying to convince Will to join but he's a little skeptical sadly

can't think of much more to say lol, pronouns he/him but I don't mind they/them either, byeee for now

tags to get famous:

@satan-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @offical-skittering-creature @offical-potato @official--eve @official-adam-lambert-blog @offical-dystopiantale @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @offical-mister-epstein @nixon-official @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @sappho-offical @satan-unofficial @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @plague-doctor-offical @offical-anonymous-blog @homosexuality-offical @hells-corprate-offical @hatman-offical @offical-nicholas-cage-blog @thejimmycultoffical @thought-process-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @evilducks-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @evil-bread-offical @britain-offical @british-offical @america-offical

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

holy what now it’s the og gayboy

[adamtotscomix]

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

I feel this on a personal level

[therapist-offical]

therapist, why does it feel like everyone is questioning my credibility as an adult and thinks im lying to them?

-@twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical

Maybe that's because you're actually two kids in a trenchcoat? Have you tried telling a trusted adult about your feelings? @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

:0 I am an adULT I aM HIGHLY offended

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[mlm-god-offical]

tight pants

I mean.. I could

I fucking hate tight pants

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

Goat farm???

[duality-the-chaos-god]

...

I don't wanna say it

[the-queen-of-geese]

Uncircumcised penis

...

I'm a cis woman though????

[lemonade-offical]

Weird Biology...

Makes sense, IM BUILT DIFFERENT

[snomeraphim]

...deepthroating

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

laughter??? im scared??

[clipboard-offical]

Trying to document EVERY OFFICAL ON TUMBLR

Current Count:

403

400 in a month! God damn!

You can see the full list here.

Reblog or comment if I missed you. Keep in mind that I may not actually respond, but you may still be documented anyway.

The Clipboard is IN! You heard that right, I am no longer on break!

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS IS NOT THE OFFICIALVERSE, THIS IS THE OFFICALVERSE. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. PLEASE RESPECT THAT.

I WILL NOT BE ADDING OFFICIALS

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

yo do you have me on it?

[officalverse-official]

I find it amusing how the Officalverse is a Tumblr subculture in which spamming blogs in the tags to get noticed is totally acceptable.

Not that I'm complaining: I applaud your shamelessness. Shine on, you creative little cupcakes! :D

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

not a week goes by where im not spammed by new blogs, and I love every second of it.

[cool-wine-aunt-offical]

Im just your fun wins aunt, nothing more

Need advice?

Ask me

Your parents won't let you do something?

Ask me

Where'd you get your first sip of wine from?

Me

stole most of this list from @boot-offical

@satan-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @offical-skittering-creature @offical-potato @official--eve @official-adam-lambert-blog @offical-dystopiantale @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @offical-mister-epstein @nixon-official @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @sappho-offical @satan-unofficial @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @plague-doctor-offical @offical-anonymous-blog @homosexuality-offical @hells-corprate-offical @hatman-offical @offical-nicholas-cage-blog @thejimmycultoffical @thought-process-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @evilducks-offical @eminem-throws-stuff-offical @evil-bread-offical @britain-offical @british-offical @america-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @cia-offical @spotify-offical @duck-offical @grape-offical @giantduckofficial @strawberry-milk-offical @whitenailpolishoffical

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

oh wow what a cool aunt

[cool-wine-aunt-offical]

Thanks kiddo 😊

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

what are you talking about im an adult

[cool-wine-aunt-offical]

Everyone's my kiddo, dear

Now take a juice box

[twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical]

no those are for children, of which I am not