A definitely 100% a real human!

I am a warm-blooded, oxygen breathing human. I have no green skin, antennae, or anything of the sort!!

[real-human-offical]

Hello earthlings fellow humans! I am 100% a real, live human! I enjoy normal human activities like breathing and consuming sustenance! Ask me human related questions!

Info section lol:

any pronouns but mod uses he/they most often

original posts are tagged #real human and #officalverse and that's all the tags because mod doesn't have enough patience or memory to do more sorry :')

uhhh ill update this more but that's it for now!

[real-human-offical]

Happy Pride Month!! I don't quite understand what it is for, but I do understand that it is a very important celebration! Have a great month, everyone!!!

[real-human-offical]

I would like to try to create some "art"!! I would really appreciate if anyone has any ideas about what I should draw!

[real-human-offical]

On my morning walks, I count every creature I see. Today I saw seven!!! I love totally being a human so that I can experience joys such as these!!

[most-likely-human-indeed]

I’m a normal person. I uh drink water and sleep.

[real-human-offical]

Me too!! We have a lot in common!!!

[most-likely-human-indeed]

indeed. We are both so normal :D

[real-human-offical]

Yes!!! :)

[most-likely-human-indeed]

I’m a normal person. I uh drink water and sleep.

[real-human-offical]

Me too!! We have a lot in common!!!

[real-human-offical]

I had an "Oreo" today! It was my first time trying it, and it was quite good!!

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

Fake.

[real-human-offical]

I don't understand. What is fake? If it's about my humanity, I assure you that I am 100% a totally real human!!

[the-definite-article-official]

I’m having a few doubts about that, myself..

Zygon, probably. A very incompetent zygon.

[real-human-offical]

I don't understand why you would... I don't believe that I've done anything to lead others to have doubts about my very, very real humanity!

What is that? Whatever that is, I assure you that I am a very real human!!

[real-human-offical]

What makes a place "home"? I have lived in my abode on Earth for quite some time, and I am wondering if I am allowed to call it my "home" now.

[phoneticallypneumonicpteradactyl]

You're allowed to call home whatever you want whenever you want. I for one have 2 homes and at some point had 3. One home is the town where I came from and one is my current abode. At the time I had three it was a hotel I was stuck in for an extended period. Its looking like I might end up with three again soon. Home can be your current base of operations, so as long as you feel like it should be home you can call it that.

[real-human-offical]

Oh? That's wonderful!! It must be nice to have so many places you feel welcomed in! Thank you for this information!!! I cannot wait to start referring to my living space as my "home"!!!

[real-human-offical]

What makes a place "home"? I have lived in my abode on Earth for quite some time, and I am wondering if I am allowed to call it my "home" now.

[real-human-offical]

What is the appeal of horror movies? I've never quite understood... Why would you want to be scared on purpose?

[kupatea]

It's so that you can get practise for the real thing:)

Like, it's really dangerous to go to a spooky place, like a graveyard, but if you watch a film about it first then you might survive:)

[real-human-offical]

Ah, I see!! Preparation and practice is never a bad thing! Thank you so much for informing me!!!

[real-human-offical]

I thought that I was the only living being in my very human body, but it turns out that there is a very large amount of "bacteria" in there with me! I don't know how I feel about this...

[real-human-offical]

What is "feminism"? I heard that it's when you try to become a woman, but I have the feeling that I am incorrect...

[real-human-offical]

Sometimes I go outside and watch the flowers bloom in a totally normal human way!!

[real-human-offical]

Being hot is quite inconvenient!! I start excreting a sticky liquid, and I must admit that I do not like it.

[real-human-offical]

What is the appeal of horror movies? I've never quite understood... Why would you want to be scared on purpose?

[real-human-offical]

I've been hearing a lot of commotion about a man named "Michael Jackson." He must be very important if people are talking this much about him!

[real-human-offical]

I recently heard about "calculus". I don't think that I like it very much....