Fake Dating - Practice Kissing Edition
Requested by: @fishy-poof-crackers
To make it more convincing when they finally tell the world about their (fake) relationship, they have a list of things they need to practice so they feel comfortable in front of an audience. Hand-holding, wrapping an arm around the other's shoulders, cheek kissing, real kissing...
They are theater kids at heart, so of course they do rehearsals.
Reading articles on how to "kiss like a real couple" ruins their afternoon, because they try to follow all the advice at once.
They realize their first kiss will be a lie in front of people to sell their fake relationship. So they tell their "partner" and make sure it's just a tiny lie and just the two of them for the first kiss.
They are fighting about who the better kisser is, so they use their time to find out.
Public affection never came natural to them, but it is what sells the relationship, so they practice to get more comfortable.
They know that there wouldn't be a chance that they had to passionately kiss in front of an audience, a simple peck would be appropiate enough, but it doesn't hurt to practice it anyway. Just in case.
Practice kissing actually makes them less nervous before going out as a fake couple, so they keep on doing it.
They are taking this very serious and therefore keep a list of all the ratings each practice kiss got from them.
"Well, we'll need to look convincing."
"Oh my god, what if they ask us to kiss?" "Who is going around asking couples to kiss in front of them?"
"Maybe we can say we're just not into PDA?"
"I never kissed anyone before and now it will be with you in front of people."
"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" "Wow, there actually are people demanding others to kiss."
"Promise me not to fall for me when I kiss you."
"Can we try again? Properly?"
"I get that we should practice once or twice, but every day?"
"You can do it a bit more... deeper. I give you permission."
"Not sure what we are practicing for anymore."
"I have heard my kisses can be pretty intoxicating, so maybe I should drive you home after this."
More: Fake Dating Masterpost
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