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The Destiny Collection - By Serenity & Sentate
Maybe it's fate, or perhaps just our destiny... because @sentate and I are back with our fourth collaboration!
This year we felt like taking your sims out into the desert for a stylish summer festival. Featuring floaty bohemian influences fused with a twist of cowgirl glamour. Get ready to party under the never ending midnight sun... because your destiny awaits you.
The full collection features a combined total of 15 items across a specially designed 20 swatch colour palette, plus extra denim and print swatches.
Serenity’s part of the collaboration
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Public release in May 15th
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learning not to return to places where I miss the past but see no future
dollar princesses and their noblemen
"do you think she would've been happy with a fortune hunter?" "she might've been. i was."
some Wheel of Time color studies !
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vintage stamps
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Ballet Barbies 🩰🩷🦢
Barbie as Odette from Swan Lake and Genevieve from The 12 Dancing Princesses!
"Wow … behold my future." ∟ Gilmore Girls [2000 - 2007]
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, book covers
quick break from hamilton art to continue this challenge
katharine hepburn dressed as juliet capulet (1933) and ingrid bergman dressed as joan of arc (1948)
Fake Dating - Practice Kissing Edition
Requested by: @fishy-poof-crackers
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To make it more convincing when they finally tell the world about their (fake) relationship, they have a list of things they need to practice so they feel comfortable in front of an audience. Hand-holding, wrapping an arm around the other's shoulders, cheek kissing, real kissing...
They are theater kids at heart, so of course they do rehearsals.
Reading articles on how to "kiss like a real couple" ruins their afternoon, because they try to follow all the advice at once.
They realize their first kiss will be a lie in front of people to sell their fake relationship. So they tell their "partner" and make sure it's just a tiny lie and just the two of them for the first kiss.
They are fighting about who the better kisser is, so they use their time to find out.
Public affection never came natural to them, but it is what sells the relationship, so they practice to get more comfortable.
They know that there wouldn't be a chance that they had to passionately kiss in front of an audience, a simple peck would be appropiate enough, but it doesn't hurt to practice it anyway. Just in case.
Practice kissing actually makes them less nervous before going out as a fake couple, so they keep on doing it.
They are taking this very serious and therefore keep a list of all the ratings each practice kiss got from them.
Dialogue
"Well, we'll need to look convincing."
"Oh my god, what if they ask us to kiss?" "Who is going around asking couples to kiss in front of them?"
"Maybe we can say we're just not into PDA?"
"I never kissed anyone before and now it will be with you in front of people."
"Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" "Wow, there actually are people demanding others to kiss."
"Promise me not to fall for me when I kiss you."
"Can we try again? Properly?"
"So... how was that?"
"I get that we should practice once or twice, but every day?"
"You can do it a bit more... deeper. I give you permission."
"Not sure what we are practicing for anymore."
"I have heard my kisses can be pretty intoxicating, so maybe I should drive you home after this."
More: Fake Dating Masterpost
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what if you were a paleontologist and you spent FOUR YEARS working on a BRONTOSAURUS and just when you think you’re gonna get a MILLION DOLLAR grant and GET MARRIED a random woman at a golf course dents your CAR and lures you to CONNECTICUT to help with her new pet LEOPARD named BABY and you wind up NAKED in her FRILLY ROBE and her dog steals your DINOSAUR BONE and you have to run through the COUNTRYSIDE chasing a LEOPARD AND A DOG in the DARK and you don’t know there’s a second WILD LEOPARD from the CIRCUS and then you go to JAIL and she pretends to be a GANGSTER and successfully ESCAPES OUT A WINDOW and your FIANCÉE comes to bail you out but the cops think your name is MR. BONE and your new girlfriend drags the KILLER LEOPARD into the jail on a LEASH and then you get DUMPED and get the MILLION DOLLARS and confess you LOVE the CRAZY GIRL all in the last five minutes? and then she KNOCKS OVER your BRONTOSAURUS.
Hannah Dodd as Francesca Bridgerton BRIDGERTON — S4E3: The Field Next to the Other Road