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2iimon | 30 | arcadiia ciity. (A Cyberpunk!AU Humanstuck blog)

[twotiime2]

Welcome! This is a Homestuck RP blog for a human Sollux Captor, aka Simon Castor. Here's his ref sheet! (eye strain tw)

My name is Sin, I'm 27 and my pronouns are he/they. I also run cookiietiime (follows from this blog), onlyhalfdead, and halfliife (follows from onlyhalfdead). 15 or so years of RP experience with the majority on tumblr.

Rules to follow, then some character lore.

I will choose who I do and don't block, talk to, and follow. Curate your online experience; I will tag anything you need as long as I know it is needed, but I'm not going to drop my friends and associates over your ooc grievances that are not related to me. Sorry.

It's likely I'll follow you back if I'm interested in your character, regardless!

Please try to tag autokrates for me if you interact with her. We have very old history I'm not going to get into. Don't worry about it for yourself.

Simon has been developed offscreen in the World of Darkness (specifically with M:TA Technocracy and H:TR parts, in a fictional Michigan town) and currently (through game fuckery, my ST jumps around game settings and systems) resides in a post-apocalyptic cyberpunky future reminiscent of the Judge Dredd universe. His MegaCity is in the Los Angeles territory and used to be called New Angeles until it was taken over by its new owner.

There's a lot of story that happened for this but this MegaCity is now a post-scarcity utopia, and trying to set a positive model for the rest of the continent's Cities so that they might adopt the same systems and improve quality of life for their inhabitants, too.

Simon's role in this is, through is VR Gaming company, trying to prepare Gamers for the next apocalypse on the horizon and teach them the skills necessary to survive outside of their MegaCities should the worst come to pass. It's been wildly successful. Ask him about it!

If you have any questions, my askbox is open. :)

[twotiime2]

@scrapwarrior

huh. a new partiitiion u2er? doiing multiiver2e travel? color me iintere2ted.

hii, ii'm 2iimon ca2tor, technopath and A/VR company CEO.

[ilikeit-art]

Have you ever wondered how tech technicians recover data from faulty flash and memory whose data cannot be recovered by normal methods.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

this is necromancy

[oodles-of-boodle]

This, right here?

THIS is a magic circle and NOTHING you can tell me will convince me otherwise.

[kompaktcat]

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

Beep BOOP

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

The -mancy suffix, though it has branched out greatly in recent times, originally referred to divination. This is literally wresting knowledge of the unknown from the bones of the dead. So this isn't just necromancy, it is necromancy in the original sense. Old necromancy meeting new technology.

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

beep

[twotiime2]

where have ii been?

wouldn't you liike two know, oomfiieboy.

[rna-world]

why is it always some cunt named simon getting into situations

[rna-world]

adventure time. soma. infinity train. I swear to god

[rna-world]

alvin and the chipmunks

[graviconscientia]

I had heard rumours of a legal neophyte- the Lady Redglare herself, if you would believe- returning to the courtblocks of the Imperial capital. Too good to be true, I had heard, as well. And what sort of legislacerator would I be if I did not investigate such claims?

Colour me surprised that they were right.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

:D

[cryptile]

Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits

[summonsofink]

I cast!

hot cup of soup!

(okay now reblog it.)

(( this post is magically augmented by a god (this one!). if you reblog this post, your muse receives a 13 oz sky blue-and-gold clay mug w two handles, filled with their favorite soup or stew, or the one they're presently craving. mun decides the pattern whether its flexks or stripes or spots or flowers or w/e. the soup mug appears in a little gold bubble waiting to be taken, directly from their device screen. it cannot be spilled unless taken from the bubble. and yes, more reblogs = more soup ))

[amorouscasanova]

i drew data for @data2ponge lots of practice lately.

[summonsofink]

@caligulasviolet i popped it off for you ✨

art drawn of Aitar and @beforanb100gentleman!! this is as much for Link as it is for Wiwi and as much for them as it is for me. i had AMPLE help from my good friend @greedkinggreaser for helping me learn clip!!!

[k009]

My back hurts

[never-obsolete]

PC Mag - November 1999 Throw Out Your Software

[pavelow]

Hmmm

[yan-town]

[summonsofink]

@twotiime2 shakes my notes. get out of there! come be on the dash with us!

[twotiime2]

hii2222222. clawiing at my dark piit where ii'm haviing priivate conver2atiion2 and admiiriing from afar! noooo!!

ala2, ii fall on my a22 out of my dark note-hole regardle22. graviity ii2 two 2tronk.

[graviconscientia]

It is such a shame that the "spooky season" has nearly passed, and I have done nothing for it.

[twotiime2]

you could attend a halloween party iin a 2exy co2tume.

[miamaimania]

from 1980

[kosmogrl]

[azure-again]

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

follow for more tits

[azure-again]

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