not my cheesecake!

pfp art valkphight

[twotutu]

i forgot to update this blog lmfao

ok so i'm high key nNOT black sapphire im PURE VANILA!!!!!! anyway I still am two bru

[str8enigma-deactivated20180416]

Reblog if your profile pic is actually YOU .

[twotutu]

announcement

i think that what i thought was a two fictionkin is actually a black sapphire cookie fictionkin. i'm still heavily contemplating it, but being two doesn't feel true to me anymore, so i may be retiring this blog. I've had lots of fun roleplaying, but this isn't really me!

[realobjectshowfacts]

this just in: tennis ball and golf ball have let nickel into their qpr

[kilgores-kincare-kafe]

Tips for Husk [Hazbin Hotel]

— request by @fizzkin-askblog —

Wear fancy blazers and dress suits.

Start a shot glass collection.

Style your hair slicked back, or with sideburns if you are able to grow them.

If interested, you can also dye your hair black or red.

Listen to 70s music, especially Rock.

Collect decks of cards.

Find out what cocktails [non-alcoholic, if you are a minor] you can make at home.

[biscuitsinsaltwater]

some zero doodle and some with buttercup @faceeeeee

[the-se7en]

@zr0hell0g0iky

Huh? Why is 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 in a different font?

Also Zero you are not a beast on the streets.

[zr0hell0g0iky]

YES I AM. I'M SCARY. IM SCARY AS HELLY

FIFTEEN SEES ME A FREAK IN THE SHEETS.

[the-se7en]

Zero Five is scarier than you. :D You are not that scary

I bet she does considering what I hear about you two

[zr0hell0g0iky]

SHH. SHE'LL BURN ME AND YOU DON'T WANT ME DEAD? DON'T YOU??

@twotutu is less scarier than me and that says something

[twotutu]

I don't particularly try to be scary-?

[zr0hell0g0iky]

@x-da-silly @twotutu @leanmeanfifteen @icanfixiticancureher @offically-six @number-ten10 @fourteen-xfohv

GUYS. Just so you know, you're gay

OOC UNDER FOR THE OTHERS

Hey guys? How are you? Are you drinking? Eating? Bathing? I also wanna know if my blog is weird?

[twotutu]

well, i knew that!

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you're allergic to the last food you ate! {all of the ingredients}are you ok with it?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onNov 30, 2025

[v1ru5-teh-g00ber]

cookie and cream poptart :(

[jun1purrx-deactivated20260304]

pizza. fucking pizza.. I wouldn’t be able to live.

[zr0hell0g0iky]

i ate fire last.. I can't live without fire

Do NOT ask why I ate fire (Fifteen)

[twotutu]

biscoff storm from hungry jacks (australian burger king)

[zr0hell0g0iky]

500 posts!

Coolio

@x-da-silly @twotutu @leanmeanfifteen @icanfixiticancureher @offically-six @number-ten10 @fourteen-xfohv

Hi guys

[twotutu]

hi zero! i should post more, jeez!

[zr0hell0g0iky]

idk

Two: PUSH. PUSH

Zro: IM PUSHING ALRIGHT IM PREGNANT AS FUCK HERE. GGRGRRRR

Zroteen baby: WAHHH

Six: Zro.. WHY THE FUCK DOES THE BABY LOOK LIKE FIFTEEN.

Red :3

@twotutu @offically-six @leanmeanfifteen

[twotutu]

WWHAT. After TPOT ended, I found a new career as a nurse 💉🎀🚑

[pure-delightfulness-aficionado]

Is that a crushed skittle.

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

BRO!??!

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

NO SHE IS NOT

[pure-delightfulness-aficionado]

I was just asking :/

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

SHE IS DYING?!?! THAT IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL BRO!

[pure-delightfulness-aficionado]

I didn't know that :/

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

WELL MAYBE LOOK IN THE BACKGROUND WITH US TRAUMATIZED

[pure-delightfulness-aficionado]

I thought you just really liked skittles :///

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

WHAT EVEN ARE THOSE

[pure-delightfulness-aficionado]

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

what

I am confused bro

[thel0nelinessnumber]

Nine are you stupid

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

YOU KILLED THREE SHUT UP BRO

[thel0nelinessnumber]

…

SHUT UP YOU LOOK LIKE AN AIRPOD

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

ok and you killed three?

[twotutu]

insults as an excuse to not answer for your crimes. anything new?

[computer-science-and-tpot]

Who is this? 🤨

If they’re anything like One, they probably deserved it tbh. 🤷‍♀️😒

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

HOW DARE YOU

[computer-science-and-tpot]

Look, if they’re nothing like One, then they didn’t deserve it.

But if they’re anything like than manipulative integer, they deserve every ounce of pain. FOR HOOP’S SAKE SHE ERASED ME FROM EXISTANCE! 😡🤬

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

SHE WAS NOTHING LIKE ONE BRO! HOW DARE YOU ASSUME SHE WAS!!! ONE IS THE REASON THIS EVEN HAPPENED

[computer-science-and-tpot]

Oh, then my condolences. But I only insulted her if she was like One. Since she is not, my insults do not apply due to them specifically saying only if she is anything like One. 😊

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

YOU ASSUMED FIRST THING!!

[computer-science-and-tpot]

…You can’t afford trust in this world. Gaty trusted, and now look where we’re all at. I’m forced to see the worst in people, because I was shown the underside of the log without my consent. So I’m sorry I assumed. I just. Can’t trust. Anyone. Anymore. 😞

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

...

[twotutu]

...

[leanmeanfifteen]

Are you sure you don't have a soft spot for zero???

Um- why do you care?

[twotutu]

it's okay if you like him, fifteen. Four killed people when they disagreed with him, one killed three cause she told their secret, etc. (whispers) Also, not to be overly nosy, but we're rooting for you!

[leanmeanfifteen]

You saw the tape, didn't you.

Tape? What tape? Like ...duct tape?

[kiityaangelcak-deactivated20251]

a vhs tape of zero making out with a pillow and pretending it was you

[leanmeanfifteen]

...what

@zr0hell0g0iky ?? Care to explain??

[zr0hell0g0iky]

they are lying

You know how they are!

[leanmeanfifteen]

They better be lying.

[kiityaangelcak-deactivated20251]

i have a link

[leanmeanfifteen]

.......

@zr0hell0g0iky ...

This better be AI at this point.

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

honestly I hope its not since ai isnt radical

[twotutu]

ooh, yikes. hate to snitch, but i'm preeeeety sure that's real

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

...

I feel like its my fault my skateboard bros died. I chose that planet.

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

Is it my fault..

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

is it.?

[kiityaangelcak-deactivated20251]

probably

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

...

[twotutu]

don't say things like that nine! we've all lost things...and a lot of it has been because of One. I can't say 14 years in the moon was four's BEST decision ever, but that doesn't change the fact that she's worse than ever now.

[nine-xfohv-kewl]

what is car life span

[twotutu]

oh, nine! Maybe ask pencil. I heard she takes good care of her supervan. Vans are similar to cars, right?

[zr0hell0g0iky]

who tf is Pencil? Is it the lesbian?

[twotutu]

oh, you silly gooners!

[zr0hell0g0iky]

GOONERS.

[twotutu]

OOC: OMFG THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOBERS?????? KMS

Yeah! It's a word seven...told me..? why are you looking like that?