things they do that should give you the ick
a/n: these are all headcanons don’t sue me
riddle: wears a nightcap to sleep like a 90-year-old man
ace: calls you “bro” even though you’re dating
deuce: kisses his mom on the lips
cater: fake-laughs for pictures. it’s really weird watching him do it.
trey: sleeps with socks on
leona: won’t answer you even if he heard you, just because he doesn’t feel like answering
ruggie: eats your food when you’re not looking
jack: asks you to feel his muscles to see if they’ve grown
azul: he compliments you like someone’s holding a gun to his head
jade: he’s always smiling at you and you have no idea why
floyd: will accidentally injure you because he’s a beacon of destruction
kalim: his brain is made of tv static and it shows
jamil: rolls his eyes when you compliment him
vil: always points out a problem with your outfit
rook: tries to hunt you for sport, but in a friendly way
epel: he has mega rbf and it will show if he doesn’t like something you said
idia: his fingers are always covered in dorito and/or cheeto dust
ortho: makes the most ear-piercing static screeches when he glitches
malleus: if he doesn’t understand something you said, he’ll just pretend that he did until you confront him
silver: falls asleep in his food and makes a mess
sebek: doesn’t understand volume control
lilia: makes references to obscure media from the middle ages and acts like you’re weird for not getting it