Twisted Wonderland Host Club

For other thirsty peeps out there

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Welcome to Twisted Wonderland Host Club *PLEASE READ*

(The following is set in an AU where Night Raven College is an actual college and characters are 18+.)

We’ve just opened up shop, so allow me to explain the rules of this establishment. Customers may request a session with a host of their choice. Sessions can range from fluffy moments to some spicy times. Available hosts include the students and faculty (except Trein) of Night Raven College (also omitting Ortho as Idia did not feel comfortable including him in this establishment).

When requesting a session with one of the hosts, please state their name and whatever discussion topic/scenario you wish. This can range from asking a question to challenging them in Smash Bros.

1-2 hosts at a time please

Please state in your request if you would like fluff or spicy sessions with your host

I am fine if you specify gender (he/she/them/etc.), but by default have been doing x Reader. Feel free to specify and give a name if you want.

Please note JUST BECAUSE YOU MAKE A REQUEST DOES NOT MEAN I WILL RESPOND TO THAT REQUEST. Some requests might be too open-ended, I may not be able to write a response in character to a degree I am satisfied with, or I may just outright not like the request.

I haven’t decided about going too NSFW outside of some flirty spice. Maybe if I get 200 followers I’ll do an event where I’ll allow VIP private room access with the boys for some uh, fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rules will be edited/added as the blog grows.

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Send me more requests!

I’m trying to be more active since life is settling down.

Send me requests. Refer to my pinned blog on my page.

I will not guarantee all requests will get replies.

PPPPPPLLLLEEEAAASSSEEE tell me if you want fluff or spicy. I can write thirst dang it.

Also, because of EBG (post from main blog), some characters I cannot fulfill requests for at this time. You can still request them, but keep in mind I can’t get to them until I either lose or become last man standing.

Keep it lit fam ✌

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Psst! Deuce!! Do you wanna go out together some time?? Not that I'm asking you out or anything,,,

“Out? Out together?” Deuce asked, confused. “We can go outside now if you want…? The weather’s pretty nice…”

Ace appeared behind Deuce, sneakily muttering something in his ear. As he did, Deuce’s ears flushed, and he glanced back toward you. “Uh,” he stammered. Ace snickered, walking back to his customer. Deuce brought his fist to his mouth and cleared his throat. “Um,” he looked down at his hands on his lap, twiddling his thumbs. “I… uh… well I’m not sure if I’m allowed to and uh… I never thought about… I guess mom would want me to bring a girl home eventually… Wait, what do you mean you’re not asking me out? I’m confused…”

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Epel, have you ever worn overalls? If not, could you wear 'em for me sometime? I think you'd look adorable!

“Overalls?” Epel thought to himself. “Oh, like dungarees? Yeah!” His smile was as bright as the morning sun. “Back a’ home I’d wear ‘em all th’ time when helpin’ mee-maw with the apple farm—” he jolted. “Uh, I mean, when I was at home, I’d help my grandmother in the farm and wear them…” Epel blushed, looking down. “I wouldn’t mind wearing them again, but I’m not sure how my dorm leader would react if he found me wearing them…”

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Divus, would you let me sit on your lap because I've been such a good puppy..? And could I get a kiss as a reward 🥺👉👈💕

Divus slipped his hand under your chin, staring directly into your eyes. “Oh…? And how have you been a good puppy?” His moved your face closer, allowing you to feel the warm heat of his breath. “And you even want a kiss? That’s a top reward you’re looking for…” The instructor wrapped his other hand on your waist. He pulled you onto his lap, facing him with your knees resting at either side of him. “Now, my little puppy,” Divus wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you closer to his body. “Tell me,” he murmured, cocking his head to the side slightly as he stared up toward you with such enchanting eyes, you couldn’t look away. “What did you do to deserve a kiss? Depending on how good you’ve been, I’ll use that to decide where exactly I should kiss you.”

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Lilia, can I touch you hair? Your hair tuff is so cute because they look like horns.

Lilia chuckled before shaking his head to ruffle his hair. “Do you think so? I suppose they do look like horns.” He playfully touched his tuffs of hair. “Go ahead, I see no harm in allowing you to touch them.”

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AAAAAAAAA VIL!! c-can you call me a hopeless potato pls 👉👈

Vil leaned over the table he sat in front of, drumming his fingers. His chin rested beautifully over the back of his hand; his fingertips decorated with a luscious shade of purple. “Hmph,” he grunted, displeased. Having to spend his time with such useless potatoes was such a waste of his time. “A hopeless potato…?” he spoke up but refused to face you. “I’d say you’re pretty worthless.” Finally, he turned toward you, giving you a degrading smile. “Judging by your appearance, if you were a real ugly potato, even the Irish would refuse to eat you during the famine.”

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Epel, can I have a hug please? I've been feeling a bit down lately and just want some comfort if that's possible.

Epel looked a bit surprised at the request. Timidly, he looked down at his hands as they rested over his lap. “Well,” he began, lifting his hand to mess fiddle with the ponytail tied behind his head. Still, his eyes avoided yours, but he continued. “If you’ve been down then I guess there’s no helping it.” Finally, he looked into your eyes, and they looked as gentle as the smile on his face. Epel extended out his arms to wrap around your body. He rested your head over his chest, allowing you to feel his beating heart. “There there,” he mumbled, sweetly stroking your hair. “I can offer you some of Grandma’s apple juice if you want. It always puts me back in a good mood. If…you’d like some, that is.”

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riddle~ can i call you master for a bit? i like doing it and you kind of act like one sometimes anyway!

Riddle looked down in thought. “Master…? Hmm…” He drummed his fingers on his lap. When he looked up, a soft smile spread across his face. “Well, it’s usually reversed in this establishment, but I can make an exception if my patron asks so of me. Now then, what sort of relationship will I have with you, my servant? Do I request you to make me tea…?” The young man leaned in closer, staring into your eyes as his smile grew into a smirk. “Or…” Riddle’s voice was quieter, deeper, “can I request something a bit more…selfish?”

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Malleus, can I touch your horns?

“Ho ho~?” the fae’s lips curled, displaying a fangy smile. Like handling a fragile glass ornament, he extended his index finger and grazed his fingernail over your cheek. “I wonder…” he said in his deep, rich voice. “Do you know what such a question entails? My horns are a…personal part of me.” His hand drifted from your cheek to your ear, pushing back any hair behind it. The fae leaned closer, his lips by your ear. Preparing to speak, he breathed in shallowly, but paused. Perhaps to hesitate. Finally, “If I were to let you touch my horns…what can I touch on you as equal trade…?”

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H-Hey Kalim. C-Can we go on a m-magic carpet ride? I-if it’s alright with you a-anyways.

Before you had asked your question, Kalim had been pinching at his tie. He pondered if it was straight since Jamil had scolded him the day before. How he managed to put on a clip-on tie incorrectly surprised Jamil.

When you spoke up, he looked up with a smile and innocent, baby doe eyes. Kalim’s smile grew wider when you asked.

“Of course! There’s no other feeling than having the wind in your hair!” His eyes shifted, as is enchanted by your appearance. Kalim delicately grabbed your hand, holding it softly as he caressed his thumb over the top of it. He leaned forward, his voice growing soft. “I can’t when I’m on the clock but...when I’m off again, I wanna take you somewhere special.”

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Epel can you join me for a picnic in the foreseeable future?

“A picnic?” Epel smiled sweetly at the thought. “Meemaw and I used to go on picnics when I was younger! It was a lot of fun…” he trailed off, looking lost in his memories. “Oh,” he snapped back and glanced toward you. “Eheh, Meemaw would always make this really delicious apple pie when we went out for a picnic. One time though, I think she accidently mistook the salt for sugar, and the apple pie didn’t taste all that good…” Epel fidgeted a little, a pink flush appearing on his cheeks. “Oh right, a picnic… Um, it wouldn’t be as good as Meemaw’s, but if you want I can bake an apple pie? I won’t put salt instead of sugar in it. I promise.”

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Can I hug you really tight Floyd? I know you like squeezing people, so can I do the same to you?

“Huuuuuh?” Floyd grumbled, slouching back as he sat with his hands shoved into his pockets. “It’s more fun when I get to do the squeezing though~” The eel sighed to himself, but after a moment stood straight up. With a look of amusement, a toothy grin appeared on his face. “Then… Let’s see who can squeeze the other the hardest~” he chuckled.

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Hey, Rook? Could I maybe get a hug? 👉🏻👈🏻 It's been a stressful week and a bit of affection from my favorite boy would really help 💞

Rook threw his hands up and gaped in surprise. “Oh non, ma pauvre chérie!” He smiled warmly as he tenderly took your hand. He leaned forward to press his soft lips against your fingers. Rook’s voice grew to a sweet whisper, ”I would be honored to embrace such an enchanting flower such as yourself.” Briskly, he pulled your arm, and you found yourself against his warm chest. You could hear the quiet murmur of his heartbeat as he wrapped one arm around your back and used his free hand to softly run his fingers through your hair. “Mademoiselle,” you felt a warm breath brush against your ear. “I must say…you have quite a pleasant scent.”

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Green & fuchsia~~ 💚💓

Why thank you~

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i just stumbled across ur blog and i just wanted to say,, you're doing blessed work thank you i love this very much ❤️

Thank you~ I’m just kinda winging it