Twisted Wonderland Dumbassery

This is a blog where I will take request for Headcanons, interactions, and where I make incorrect quotes. - Elle ~ 6/14 🎂~ She/her ~ ~RQ CLOSED~

[twstmischief]

My Rules!

Since there's a lot of characters in this game please only choose 5 at a time (unless you want the dorm leaders or vice dorm leaders)

I'll only be doing the main main characters since I feel the teachers/head master would be too awkward for me, please respect that!

And if you request Ortho/vice dorm leaders (which includes him) it's going to be platonic stuff (because I know some people want romance) because Ortho is implied to be a child!!!

This will have headcanons and interactions so please comment what you would like or else I will put this into my own hands (which will most likely be headcanons and maybe a bit of interactions, just depends on how I feel)

I will not be doing main x main this is an x reader interaction and headcanons.

There will also be a headcanon throw into there now and again, but I won’t be requesting them.

I will not be writing any s*xual things. Sure there may be a joke thrown in at some point here and there but not full on p*rn.

Please no self harm and harm to others, no suicide as well! A bit of angst is fine though, just please no self harm or anything like that.

If on the title it says "REQUEST/RQ CLOSED" it either means I'm swamped with requests or I'm swamped with other things (like school or work or things like those!)

Please be respectful about how I am not used to doing stuff like this, but I hope everything is to your liking!!

Masterlist links ~

1. https://twstmischief.tumblr.com/post/629287235222749184/master-list

Ideal Date MC with Breathing Difficulty MC Overblots Dorm Leader Gets Rejected Stressed S/O Seeing S/O for the first time Reader with insom

2. https://twstmischief.tumblr.com/post/634343058964611072/master-list-pt-2

Dorm Leader Meeting A KeyBlade Weilder Tickling MC Potential For Having Magic S/O Singing Disney Songs Poisoned S/O Soft Spoken S/O Argues W

3. https://twstmischief.tumblr.com/post/663798576554590208/master-list-pt-3

Male S/O That Likes Cute Things S/O That’s A Kitsune Kuudere S/O That Blushes For The First Time General Riddle Shapeshifting MC Ace Deuce T

[twstmischief]

I’m sorry to hear about your surgery, I hope it went well. I remember getting into the game in highschool when x readers were hard to find. I loved your writing and always hoped you’re ok. Take some rest, and know your presence has been missed 💚

Same here I got into the game at the end of high school! I was just hoping people liked my writing (even if the grammar was a bit off…) and I’ll take some time and rest don’t worry!!

[twstmischief]

Your blog was my introduction to both the twst fandom and fandom spaces in general, so seeing you pop-up on my feed again brought back a lot of nostalgia! I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well too and can't wait to see what else you'll post about once you're safe and well!

Aw that makes me so happy, I loved reading through the different twst blogs (which is why I made one of my own!) to make people happy and want to read through the different posts!

Also I’m glad you got a bit of nostalgia when I popped up (thought I might say hi to the internet after being inactive for so long lol) 👋

[twstmischief]

Goodness! I hope you're recovering well. I've been a silent reader this whole time (mainly just leaving likes), but I hope the recovery from surgery is smooth with no complications. Please focus on you, TWST and fandom will be here whenever you're able to come back! You can also call me Silent Anon if you like (idk if I will ever be brave enough again to send another anon, but I'll try!). -Silent Anon

I will be for the time being. And thank you for that Anon your post put a smile on my face 💞

[twstmischief]

Hello, sorry for being inactive as of late

Just wanted to let everyone know I got brain surgery (again) (no I’m not even joking about this)

Anyways I just wanted to let everyone know because I think of my followers as my friends 💕

And I hopefully will be back on that horse sometime soon to write again 📝

With love,

Twstmischief

No,

With love,

Elle 💞

[twstmischief]

Hi this is anon from the previous ask you posted. Just checking on you again. I hope you're recovery is going well! You really don't need to apologize for this kind of stuff, everyone has a life outside of the internet and I'm just glad that you're okay. And I hope you're getting rest and also drinking water! You may see me in your inbox from time to time :> have a great day/night!

-⭐ anon

Hi!! I’m so so sorry I’ve been inactive! My head has healed, but I’m going into college soon! Don’t worry I’m drinking enough water and I hope you all are drinking a lot of water as well! Thank you for checking on me it means a lot more than you know 💕

[twstmischief]

Not a request. Just checking on you to see how you're doing! I know life can be stressful so make sure you're taking breaks when you can and doing what's best for your mental health!

Hii I got brain surgery recently and I’m sorry I haven’t been active much on tumblr so I’ve been resting mainly due to how sore I’ve been once again I’m sorry 😞

[twstmischief]

Hey I’ve been thinking about deleting this blog not only because I don’t update as much as I used to but because of my health ;;

[twstmischief]

This is a pretty specific and self Indulgent request so feel free delete this if you're not in the mood to write or if I went against any of your rules, that's totally fine♡

Rook, Jade, Azul, Riddle and Jamil finding out their chill significant other that's obsessed with cute things and have a very soft demeanor can't sleep without listening to horror stories, finds the paranormal/ cryptids entertaining and Can watch Gory scenes with a straight face while inserting some morally questionable jokes

God I can’t handle horror movies but I love horror games and documentaries

~ When Riddle found this out he raised an eyebrow to you. Is this really the same person he has been dating?

~ The same person who loves stuffed animals and looks as kind as ever, finds horrifying and gory movies entertaining?

~ He questioned if you got hit on the head, once you shake your head “no” and continue on with your daily routine of doing schoolwork before he wonders in surprise over how this is the real you.

~ Azul thought he learned everything about you, however when he found out you liked such horrific and gory things he was quite shocked.

~ To be able to sit through something so violent and not look away even once was surprising especially with your cute and innocent appearance.

~ Azul questions if there are other facts about you that he doesn’t know, he loves you very much and he wants to know everything about you.

~ Jade is one of the shadiest people at NRC let’s be real. But for him to learn you like these kind of… things… well it’s pretty stunning.

~ He was surprised to learn his cute, sweet significant other had such a secret.

~ The Octavinelle Vice Dorm Leader had been questioning to himself if there were some other facts about you that he never knew.

~ Jamil was checking to see if you were still the same person, maybe you got hit on the head or drank something to give you memory loss.

~ No. You’re still you, and he was just shocked to find out about this now.

~ I mean sure people people can like different things, but this was just came as such a surprise since you had such a cute little personality.

~ Rook knew something had been up. After all he is a hunter and you can’t stay with that cute little personality forever (I mean look at Epel)

~ However to know you like such… gory and horrifying things well… it’s such a surprise.

~ The Vice Dorm Leader isn’t angry or upset he’s just astonished and perhaps maybe even a little intrigued to know what else you like.

I hope this is what you wanted I’m sorry 😞

And some of it is repetitive I’m sorry :(

[twstmischief]

Hey so next month I still got requests I’m still filling out but just for everyone to be aware I’m going in for surgery next month so I will not be able to focus on writing as much as as I want too I’m sorry :(

Edit: I just realized that didn’t make any sense oops I’m going into surgery in July basically

[twstmischief]

Funny/Fluff HC please: F!MC decides to set up a Kissing Booth for the NRC School Festival. Imagine our fav bois walking around in a dazed look with lipstick stains. For the all the students, but if not, the Dorm Leaders.

Thank you!!

Omg your mind anon 😳😳🙌🙌🤝

And since I don’t do everyone except 5 characters (aside from Dorm Leaders and Vice Dorm Leaders) I’ll just do Dorm Leaders :)

~ Riddle would be super flushed and embarrassed! He wouldn’t know what to think after getting kissed by you.

~ After getting kissed he could form a single sentence, hell he could barely form a single word.

~ The Heartslabyul Dorm Leader did his to shyly continue the rest of the festival with your lip stick marks on his face.

~ A kissing booth? Huh? Leona simply smirks at you before grabbing your chin and kissing you on the lips.

~ If you wanted his attention all you had to do was say something… however he does like seeing your face turn red.

~ Afterwards he kissed you he seemed satisfied for the the rest of the of their night, and you two enjoyed the festival together.

~ Azul like Riddle gets very, very flustered after you kiss him. He most likely just shuts down.

~ He’s so embarrassed and it’s even more embarrassing when the Leech twins come up asking who kissed him on the face. (Which they obviously know who.)

~ However, he does his best to just ignore the kiss marks on his face (however it’s really hard too) and enjoy the rest of the festival.

~ The Scarabia Dorm Leader was excited for the kissing booth, unlike the other dorm leaders. As he was the most oblivious of them all.

~ When he felt your lips on his face he turned slightly pink, obviously not expecting the kiss to feel so… nice?! Or however he would put it.

~ Kalim felt extremely happy for the rest of the afternoon, after you pressed a kiss to his face it seemed to make his sunny shining glow even sunnier (Ik that doesn’t make sense but oh well)

~ Vil is much more careful about where you kiss him, since you know… modeling and acting and such…

~ So he will most likely let you kiss him, just on a place that doesn’t ruin his makeup. (If you do kiss him on the lips you have to do it lightly because he is picky like that 🙄)

~ After you kiss him (in places recommended) he will happily be enjoying the festival with you.

~ Idia immediately shuts down. It’s the one time he comes out of his room and to have you kiss him, oh he was not expecting that at all.

~ His face lights up immediately and he is immediately at a loss for words. Hell, he can hardly think of anything of anything to say.

~ He almost collapses before running back to his room, he was completely shocked and embarrassed.

~ Hm? A kissing booth? Lilia had mentioned something about them, but Malleus had never actually gone to one.

~ Once you kissed Malleus he was surprised at how bold you were to simply kiss one of the most powerful magicians like that on the face without a care in the world.

~ My, my child of man you’re much more careless than the Diasomnia Dorm Leader thought~

I know I was being somewhat repetitive and I was making fun of some of them I’m sorry it’s just how I write since I’m y’know BAD AT IT! 😭😭

I also wrote all of these on different days so… :(

[twstmischief]

hello! i would like to request general relationship hcs with idia, riddle and ruggie! thank youuu

~ Riddle would most likely love having tea in the middle of Heartslabyul garden with you.

~ It’s calm and quiet, (as long as a few first years aren’t there) and maybe even having a few cakes that Trey there.

~ He may also like walking around the garden with you and talking with you. It would be a calming idea for the both of you.

~ Ruggie would most likely want to go out to eat. However not at a place that is very expensive. (We all know he’s not very rich :( )

~ Either way I’m sure you both would have a fun and productive time on your date.

~ Afterwards he would walk you back to your dorm and ask if you had a good time, a bit nervous that the date didn’t go as he planned. Just tell him that you had a lot of fun and you hope to have another

~ Idia would love to play video games with you. However he’d be too embarrassed to ask, so you’d need to take initiative first.

~ Then when he finally stutters out a “s-s-sure” after looking away and having a bright red face.

~ Once you’re playing a game and accidentally touch his hand he will immediately turn red and back away from you, forgetting all about the game and causing you to win (go you 🥳)

I know it was more of a date kinda thing and idk if this is what you wanted I’m sorry 😞 😞

[twstmischief]

Do you write for all genders?

Yes I do!!

[twstmischief]

relationship headcanons for scarabia discovering that his mc fem is a real angel (but not as the bible says, an angel with a human appearance but that can spread its wings at will and that is why it goes unnoticed as a human) I hope you understand unu , I send good luck and good vibes :33

Idk why I went completely braindead answering this 😭

I think I understand this either that or it’s my lack of intelligence 😭😭

And thank you I send you good luck and good vibes as well 💕

~ Kalim thinks it’s so cool that you’re an angel! Since he’s oblivious to pretty much everything he’ll believe you on the spot!

~ The Dorm Leader also wants to see you “spread your wings”. He thinks you would look beautiful especially as a real angel!

~ However even if you did or didn’t he still would believe you either way because well… you’re you! And he loves you and you’re beautiful just how you are!

~ Jamil didn’t believe you at first, since unlike Kalim he’s more serious and not as oblivious to the things around him.

~ However once you showed the Vice Dorm Leader your angelic wings well what was he supposed to do? Not believe you?!

~ Even if Jamil denies it, he loves you the way you are, angel or not. He thinks you are beautiful like the day you both met.

Idk I’m sorry if this isn’t what you wanted 😭😭

[twstmischief]

crack headcanons dorm leaders watch ace get get murdered by their s/o wielding a pillow and wearing a banana costume because he stole their cake go

I- how do I respond to this-

Also sorry it took a while for me to write this I became brain dead :(

~ Riddle is a sweets lover so he completely understands your cause, please murder him all you want.

~ Also the dorm leader finds him very annoying so he won’t be helping the red headed first year… at all. :)

~ But also what are you wearing it goes against your dorm guidelines as well as rule #- (and this is where he yells at both you and Ace)

~ Leona is just too lazy to care at this point. So if you’re beating up Ace, go ahead beat up Ace.

~ The Savanaclaw Dorm Leader doesn’t really care for whatever the reason you were attacking him was. Just go ahead. Beat him up. He won’t stand in your way.

~ The Dorm Leader may also chuckle a little at the circumstances as well, I mean the redheaded first year will probably be losing to you, and that makes him laugh.

~ Azul thinks your outfit choice is… questionable, but he loves you he leaves you be.

~ The Octavinelle dorm leader also finds Ace quite annoying so he doesn’t mind you attacking him, just make sure not to get any blood on the Mostro Lounge floor. :)

~ Once you get the cake back from Ace you can enjoy it with Azul inside his office while Octavinelle students clean up your… mess…

~ Kalim isn’t really one for fighting/arguing, so of course he tries to calm you both down.

~ And when that doesn’t work and you continue trying to kill redhead for taking the cake Ace most likely ends up not surviving.

~ Afterwards you and Kalim pretend like nothing happened while eating the cake together (because screw Ace ✨)

~ Vil’s first question is why are you wearing that and not “why are you attacking Ace?” and that makes Ace so irritated.

~ So first he stops you, takes you out of the banana costume, puts you in something nice, then let’s continue attacking Ace.

~ Once you get the Pomefiore’s Dorm Leader’s cake back please just put it where it belongs on the dining room table, and don’t talk about Ace being dead <3

~ Idia finds just about everybody annoying aside from you, Ortho and a few of his dorm mates, so he wouldn’t mind you beating up Ace.

~ He is also concerned about what you are wearing. He’s on the interest for most of the time so he pretty much knows the latest trends.

~ After getting the cake back you both just eat it in his room while playing video games, however Idia does get a little flustered due to having having his significant other in his room.

~ Malleus, like Azul thinks your outfit choice questionable, however he’s not one to know about human fashion so he cannot judge.

~ And though Malleus isn’t one for whole cakes he doesn’t mind sharing one with you, so please attack Ace all you like.

~ Once you get the cake back you both can enjoy it together at the dining room table. If there’s still some left over give it to the dorm mates :)

I didn’t know what to do about this I-

[twstmischief]

I finished my finals as well as school for the year so now requests are open~ ☺️

[twstmischief]

A follow up ask for the last one 😅 I meant if you could pin(?) it so that the masterlists are easier for me to find.

I really want to pin my rules, so people can understand when and when I don’t need to write. Also some people should be reading who I want to write about (some people asked if could write about teachers) and I can only pin one thing at a time I’m sorry ;;

[miallurk]

Well you could also just put the link to the masterlist in the rules at the end, js

[twstmischief]

Ah, good idea! I shall do that! Thank you for the suggestion!

[twstmischief]

All three should be pinned now if you’d like to take a look at them ^^