I Don’t Even Know

Riverdale, Voltron, Lab Rats, HoO, ObX, Nárnia,

[rubysapphrald]

mike wheeler is definitely that one friend who’s not gonna make it for all four years of college just red bulls and cigarettes and adderall for breakfast every morning wearing pajamas to class reading sylvia plath and contemplating suicide on the weekends

[rubysapphrald]

will is slutting it up at calarts getting lean muscle and a tan going for bike rides on the beach and getting invited to parties eating proto-crunchy gluten free living his very best life and then mike transfers to UC berkeley for grad school and they run into each other at a bar or something and mike looks like one of those pictures of wet owls that got caught in rain storms

[miwiheroes]

real mike wheeler post college undergrad

[accordingtothe-lore]

dean: cas is like a candle to me

sam: awww cause he’s the light of your life?

dean: no, uh, cause i wanna blow him

sam:

dean:

sam:

dean:

dean: yours is so much nicer, now i feel bad

[overheardatthesquawk]

mike: alright, WHOEVER FUCKING ATE MY LEFTOVER IS GOING TO—

will: i’m sorry mike, it was me :(

mike: …is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance

[karust]

What's his problem

[elcorhamletlive]

in the good timeline lucas and chance become friends in season 4 because lucas should be able to make a real friend in the team. and because he and max are broken up and now he's popular, suddenly there's a lot of girls looking at his direction, and chance gives him tips on how to flirt and properly hit on a girl. except chance is incredibly smooth, nothing phases him, and lucas (who blushes and looks away when the cheerleaders giggle at him) is in awe of this guy who can get any girl he wants without sweating--"how do you do this? do you not get nervous?" and chance, who has never felt flustered while flirting with a girl in his life and has kind of always avoided thinking too much about why that is, is like "nervous? pfffff why would I ever be nervous."

then all the supernatural stuff happens, chance is a part of it because he follows lucas' lead (and maybe other jocks should too--lucas becoming the new team leader and captain is an outcome I'd like), and he meets will and after everything has quieted down they're all celebrating and will just smiles at chance and suddenly oh. oh that's how it feels like. and chance is blushing and stuttering and clutching his hands and not fully making sense as he asks if will wants to go for a movie sometime, someday, maybe with him? if he wants to? ha ha ha i know it sounds stupid so i don't know. maybe. just, as an idea? and lucas is watching his horrific lack of game in the background with his mouth wide open realizing he's been following a closeted case's advice on dating girls for like half the school year

[juljwoo]

[definetelysaidatua]

bakugou and his mom: *looking at bkdk’s wedding album*

bakugou: i remember, during the service, izuku was crying so hard he couldn’t even say “I do”. have you ever seen someone cry that much?

mistuki: that was you, katsuki. and, no, i have not

[love-byers]

[definetelysaidatua]

bakugou and his mom: *looking at bkdk’s wedding album*

bakugou: i remember, during the service, izuku was crying so hard he couldn’t even say “I do”. have you ever seen someone cry that much?

mistuki: that was you, katsuki. and, no, i have not

[definetelysaidatua]

bakugou and his mom: *looking at bkdk’s wedding album*

bakugou: i remember, during the service, izuku was crying so hard he couldn’t even say “I do”. have you ever seen someone cry that much?

mistuki: that was you, katsuki. and, no, i have not

[overheardinidris]

Jace: *on the phone* Hey Alec, do you know my blood type?

Alec: Of course, it’s B-

Jace: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

[overheardinidris]

Izzy: so, who’s the clingiest?

Alec: [sitting on Magnus’ lap with his arms wrapped around his neck and his face buried into his chest]

Alec: Magnus, obviously.

[overheardinidris]

Alec: While I'm gone with Magnus, you’re in charge, Jace.

Jace: Yes!

Alec, whispering to Underhill: You're secretly in charge.

Underhill: Obviously.

[overheardinidris]

Alec: *answering his phone* Hello?

Clary: It’s Clary.

Alec: What did she do this time?

Clary: No, I mean, it’s me, Clary. It’s actually me.

Alec: What did you do this time?

[carelessflower]

when your new boyfriend so good it evaporate the haterism out of your body

[overheardinidris]

Magnus: you think I’m worried about the train?

Alec, activity bleeding out from a stab wound: ……what else would you be worried about?

[carelessflower]

idk what come over me