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*throws my shity doodle at you and runs away*

#hello tumblr #i love my dead gay son #paper says stuff #project hail mary #ryland grace #ryland project hail mary #rocky phm #uhhhh #my art

dinomoder

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

pineappical

Grace get pissy question?

Something that I think about often is that in breath of the wild, during the blight Ganon battles you can hear beeping in an SOS pattern. It's a cool yet sad detail. The champions were actively sending out their SOS signals and it was forever engraved into the divine beast.

#hello tumblr #i love my dead gay son #:3 #paper says stuff #zelda botw #botw #botw champions #legend of zelda

cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

cheeseanonioncrisps

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

cheeseanonioncrisps

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

motherfuckingshakespeare

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.

sociallyunacceptableart4

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

mando-lore

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

mando-lore

Give it a day

alexaloraetheris

the-muppet-joker

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

#bugs

mothcrumbs

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

mothcrumbs

spaminthebin

Zomburger miis!!!!!!!!!!!!

cosmokrill

As Zeal's horrible actions against Ren/NoLongerNull have come to light, I will not be making any more Pressure content or engaging with the community. I'm distancing my OC from Pressure as well, and he'll be his own character. This isn't the time for "Haha I finally have an excuse to hate Zeal!!" or "Pressure is problematic media now???" This is no time for jokes, or only worrying about what's going to happen to the game going forwards. This is real hurt done to a real person, defended by most of if not the entire Pressure team.

If you want to read about it, here's a link to the Twitter post and document. Please support Ren if you can.