Vice Vice Baby

Doc Redman. The less you know about me, the better. Those that do know me? You already know what I'm here for. (private RP)

[twvstedsurgeon]

@bitchlcna

📱 Elena G.: Thought I’d give you a text since you’re still stuck in my head. So remember those gifts I gave you for your birthday? The ones you didn’t hate? Did you actually like them?

📱 Elena G.: Sorry if you haven’t seen me in a few days. It’s just weird processing raw and weird emotions like this again? And plus, I love you so…I ain’t said that in a long time, so bear with me and I’ll bear with you…cool?

[twvstedsurgeon]

📱 Elena: I'm not trying to avoid you, really I'm not. It's just been a helluva process opening up fresh wounds and saying shit that I actually mean, and haven't said in ages, so...yeah. Thanks for understanding. I'm glad you enjoy the gifts. I know money can't buy happiness or the world, but it can still buy you a bunch of shit that you like to have. That's why I enjoy having it.

📱 Elena: You're not throwing up your heart again, are you? Like I said, I don't wanna avoid you so in a few days, how about I meet you back at my place and we can...I dunno, really get to know each other? I promise I won't smoke indoors.

[twvstedsurgeon]

@bitchlcna

📱 Elena G.: Thought I'd give you a text since you're still stuck in my head. So remember those gifts I gave you for your birthday? The ones you didn't hate? Did you actually like them?

📱 Elena G.: Sorry if you haven't seen me in a few days. It's just weird processing raw and weird emotions like this again? And plus, I love you so...I ain't said that in a long time, so bear with me and I'll bear with you...cool?

[newendy]

sleeping naked is good… but sleeping naked with someone else is even better

[bitchlcna]

twvstedsurgeon:

“I can’t even believe this shit I’m hearin’ right now. I’m waitin’ for you to bust out into laughter and just tell me that this is all one cruel joke so we can get the fuck on our merry way, but I guess that ain’t happenin’ now, is it? You say that you’ve lost everybody that’s ever tried to help you and vice versa, and lost everybody that you ever loved, but I’m still standin’ here Elena. Lookin’ like a ridiculous motherfucker in the process, but I’m still here. You love me too? Because there ain’t a damn soul on this earth that will attempt to fuck with me if they know what’s good for them! What the fuck did you do to me…”

“Me?  What do you mean what did I do to you!?  I didn’t do anything but try to get away from everything that was plaguing me in Mystic Falls and you, you stuck yourself into my life and chose to stay and wouldn’t leave me alone.  So the real question is what did you do to me!?  I was fine until you came along and kept forcing your way in and making me feel… like this when all I wanted was the chance to finally not give a shit about anyone but me, for once in my fucking life.  You did almost die, I told you exactly what I just said and you didn’t even care, you were just going to die and leave me alone just like everyone else I’ve ever loved.  That’s right you don’t want to deal with your feelings but there it is, it’s what you’ve wanted to hear whether you could handle it or not.”

[twvstedsurgeon]

"Almost doesn't count. Almost doesn't friggin' count Elena! For fuck's sake, I didn't give a shit about dying because there wasn't shit to live for anymore! The people I cared for most were already dead anyway, so what the hell was the fucking point?! You and I were just foolin' arund, but deep down I knew there was always a reason you enjoyed keepin' me around. Calling me every fuckin' nickname in the book, and proceedin' to try and fuck each other's brains out and shit. Stop tryin' to make me feel shit I don't wanna feel anymore! I ain't like those other people in your life that left you and died Elena. I'm different! Always have been, always will be because that's who the fuck I am! I'm Doc motherfucking Redman! God, I can't believe I love you too."

[bitchlcna]

twvstedsurgeon:

“What in the name of Twisted Fate am I even hearin’ right now? So you’ve pretty much been victimized your whole life more than a Brick Lesnar target, and you’re not a butch but you ain’t a cry baby either? I–I don’t understand what you mean. I thought you liked hunting people down and fuckin’ their shit up. What ever happened to takin’ a dump on the steps of the X-Mansion and lightin’ it on fire? You sound like friggin’ Dorothy from Kansas right now!”

“I’ve spent my entire life crying about everything from my parents dying to becoming a vampire to my brother getting fed to Silas and onwards.  I’ve lost everyone in my life I ever really loved, or who ever tried to help me, and it was all because of me and my bloodline and being a doppelganger.  What else could I possibly have to cry about?  I, me, this me, doesn’t like to do those things, I don’t even like the idea of drinking from humans.  I… killing people isn’t something I like, okay.  When you don’t have emotions you do whatever you want because you don’t give a fuck, but now… now I do and I had my life taken away from me so why would I do that to other people if I could help it?”

[twvstedsurgeon]

"I can't even believe this shit I'm hearin' right now. I'm waitin' for you to bust out into laughter and just tell me that this is all one cruel joke so we can get the fuck on our merry way, but I guess that ain't happenin' now, is it? You say that you've lost everybody that's ever tried to help you and vice versa, and lost everybody that you ever loved, but I'm still standin' here Elena. Lookin' like a ridiculous motherfucker in the process, but I'm still here. You love me too? Because there ain't a damn soul on this earth that will attempt to fuck with me if they know what's good for them! What the fuck did you do to me..."

[bitchlcna]

twvstedsurgeon:

“So this is you, huh? Elena Gilbert in the flesh, without the bitchy attitude or the bitterness towards everybody else right? Huh. Ya know, you ain’t so bad when you’re actually givin’ a shit about people and all that funky jazz. I mean, as long as you ain’t some blues singin’ country hick from Tennessee singin’ about bitches, tractors, and how many times you go to see the Tennessee Volunteers on college football Saturdays, I guess I can deal with you…or something. Shit, this is gonna be weirder than chocolate syrup on a hot dog…do you at least still fuck the same?”

“I’m from Virginia but none of those things apply to me.  I know this, me, isn’t everyone’s cup of tea or shot of whiskey or whatever metaphor applies, but I’ve changed.  Getting murdered a couple of times does that to you.  I might not be a bitter bitch but I’m not a cry baby either.  I… I’m not like that.  I don’t like to get hit and beat up just to get off, if I wasn’t a vampire I’d be fine with zero more bloodshed in my life to be honest.”

[twvstedsurgeon]

"What in the name of Twisted Fate am I even hearin' right now? So you've pretty much been victimized your whole life more than a Brick Lesnar target, and you're not a butch but you ain't a cry baby either? I--I don't understand what you mean. I thought you liked hunting people down and fuckin' their shit up. What ever happened to takin' a dump on the steps of the X-Mansion and lightin' it on fire? You sound like friggin' Dorothy from Kansas right now!"

[simplyxmila]

[twvstedsurgeon]

"Oooh, are you gettin' aggressive with me in that tone of voice? I like that, keep doin' that and your stock's gonna keep shootin' up like a superstar. Don't worry though, I still got both you and your ass on lock though! So anyways, yeah we can get some donuts and all that jazz, and then swing by the theater and catch some stupid ass movie that has nothin' to do with anything. Also, tell Jade to stop repeatedly textin' and callin' me. We already hit once, and I told her that would be it dammit."

[qveenhardy-deactivated20181120]

Hell naw.

[twvstedsurgeon]

"What's got you shakin' in your boots now?"

[simplyxmila]

[twvstedsurgeon]

"Yeah well, I ain't exactly a table of contents when it comes to tellin' people what I'm goin' through or how I feel about specific situations going on in life and all that jazz, but...yeah. is it weird that I kinda wish you did? No no, don't answer that. Don't answer that; last thing I need is the friggin' floodgates of feelings crashin' down on me and washin' me away down the Nile River and shit. But yeah yeah, sure. Let's work on that. Maybe we can start with a trip for donuts and shit. You know how my taste buds are and how thick your ass is. We got needs to satiate!"

[bitchlcna]

“You can stop avoiding me.  I don’t want to talk to you about my feelings or anything like that.  You wanted to know what the real me is like, this is it.  I’m not a bitch, or mean, or an asshole… I’m just Elena, the girl who got the short end of the angry vengeful witchy woo magic stick.  Sorry you’re stuck with me until I figure out how to fix it.  You probably won’t like me as much as the other me but, this is, what it is.”

@twvstedsurgeon

[twvstedsurgeon]

"So this is you, huh? Elena Gilbert in the flesh, without the bitchy attitude or the bitterness towards everybody else right? Huh. Ya know, you ain't so bad when you're actually givin' a shit about people and all that funky jazz. I mean, as long as you ain't some blues singin' country hick from Tennessee singin' about bitches, tractors, and how many times you go to see the Tennessee Volunteers on college football Saturdays, I guess I can deal with you...or something. Shit, this is gonna be weirder than chocolate syrup on a hot dog...do you at least still fuck the same?"

[simplyxmila]

[twvstedsurgeon]

"Look, some really personal shit was goin' on with me at the time, so I kinda just shut the fuck down and pretty much became even more of an asshole to everybody that came my way and shit. I know things got pretty murky and friggin' complicated when we were pretty much close to fuckin' in your car in front of your grandma's house and all that jazz, but--yeah I guess. I'll try to be a better friend to you."

[simplyxmila]

[twvstedsurgeon]

"Hmmm...is that your passive aggressive way of sayin' that you want me to stick around more in your life or somethin' Canary? I fuckin' suck ass when it comes to actual commitment, but shit...I guess I've also been known to make a couple'a exceptions for specific people over my lifespan."

[simplyxmila]

[twvstedsurgeon]

"Damn, must suck bein' a world famous pop singer and all that shit, but at least you're livin' it up right? Now Camila, why the fuck would you even ask me somethin' as preposterous as that? Of course I've been in and out of trouble and all that funky jazz, but hey, here I be. You need your usual chocolate infusion of excitement? Ya know, the candy bars?"

[simplyxmila]

[twvstedsurgeon]

"Have I ever really needed a reason to do somethin' like that, sweetheart? Anyhow, what the fuck is up? Ain't seen your ass in a hot minute."

[simplyxmila]

[twvstedsurgeon]

[emiliaaclarke]

[eagle-of-florence]

“Dio mio…how does one get any sleep with the sounds of those machines constantly going by…”

[twvstedsurgeon]

"Sleeping pills. Nyquil. A good ol' fashioned fist to the face or a beer bottle on the back of the head. You've got options; don't limit yourself bro beans."