Beautiful and Deadly

"Don't piss off the diabolical ones." Indpt., Semi-Ptivate & non-selective humanity off, Elena Gilbert. Canon Divergent(to the point of being almost completely AU). Formerly awesomevampireelena loved and cherished by Sandy! tracking: bitchlcna (not real just an RPG brotato chips)

[bitchlcna]

“These idiots in this city just... never learn.”

[bitchlcna]

rvignstorm‌:

“Money, influence, power, territory, fame, and every other word that goes within that category. They’re all correlated with one another, and I don’t mean to sound cliché but whenever you’re getting into the dirty game that’s played around here, you’ve got to have your wits about you. I’ve already seen for a fact that you’re as book smart as you are street smart, and you’ve got a business savvy about you that would probably make one of my cousins jealous. My word is my bond Elena. It carries weight and it carries influence, and I can’t have anything damaging it or my rep, so you’ve got a deal. Maybe this is my personal opinion, but you belong all the way out here in Miami. The drinks, the beaches, the opportunities, the power players, hotels, sports. All of that stuff and more is what makes Magic City the destination that it is. And honestly, if I had to go up to that Mystic Palooza place or whatever the hell it was to get you, I would’ve made it happen. Seeing your fine ass in a bikini every day is worth it.”

Originally posted by vaniwin

“I’ve been around the world, done a lot of things, seen a lot of things, and even helped out in a few other things.  So you’re right, I’ve got my experience in the “seedy underbelly”, as people call it.  I’ll agree with you though, a girl like me was never really made for a small town like Mystic Falls.  Though I think even you’d prefer to keep your distance from it.  There are far nastier and powerful things than even you or I would care to get near there, no matter what subspecies of human you are, trust me.  Plus a vampire needs her tan and you can’t get that in a droopy place like Virginia, so Miami it is... the bikini wearing is just a bonus.  Shall we seal the deal then?”

[rvignstorm]

“Yeah, Doc wasn’t lying. You’re damn good at reading a person’s minds and intentions. Hell of a thing to have in your back pocket, though. And you’re right; I do boast a little bit every now and again, but I prefer to let my many actions and results speak on my behalf instead. I’ve been thinking about what the hell I wanted to do with my purpose here since I returned home and honestly? If I say this is my home, then I should own it right? No motherfuckers, knuckleheads, or anybody else who thinks that they have the reasonable power or audacity to stand up to me should be trying to do that right? Shit, I’ve always been happy to capitalize on opportunity in whatever form it presents itself. But something else I’ve had to admit to myself is, I don’t like being alone. So yeah E…I want your help with this takeover. You know I’ll treat you like my equal.”

[bitchlcna]

“Yeah well when you’ve spent your life trying to figure out what people’s intentions were with you, you learn to get good at it and quickly.  Well those two things don’t necessarily coordinate but you give off the kind of vibe that says you can’t live in a place long without getting into things that eventually have you coming out on top, both figuratively and literally.  Well no one likes to be alone, not even a cold heartless bitch like me.  However, you propose a decent deal, so long as you don’t go back on your word about treating me as an equal, then I don’t see why not. I was ready to come back to Miami anyway and I enjoy seeing the looks on people’s faces when they get owned by someone like me, that they never see coming.”

[rvignstorm]

“Hmm, that your way of saying you missed me? Yeah well, I missed you too E. I guess you can say authority does look good on me, but when shit’s gotta be handled, you gotta be a big dog and handle that business. Not sure where you went, but Miami’s gotten itself into even hotter and hotter territory in the underworld. City feels like a powder keg that’s about ready to explode with opportunity given all of the shit people could get into out here. Not that you were worried, but you don’t have to worry about getting roped into this shit. I know Doc roped you in unknowingly before, but hey. I’m just saying babygirl.”

[bitchlcna]

“No, just my way of pointing out the obvious.  Just a few people who’s attention needed grabbing, and to see for myself if what I’ve been hearing about my hometown is true.  Nothing too fancy, though I enjoyed playing while I was there.  I missed Mystic Falls, in a fuck with people because you can, sort of way.  I’m never worried about getting into things that I don’t want to. I did what I did with Doc because I wanted to.  I’m a Queenpin on my own, but I know how to get my hands dirty when necessary. You brought it up, that means you either want my help or you just wanted to brag... and you just don’t seem like the b oasting type.”

[rvignstorm]

“Yeah it is a damn pain in my ass, but I do what I gotta do. Shutting down shops and earning money to keep the bankroll flowing. You just do what you do, no matter how bad the mess is. ‘Sup? Haven’t fucked seen you in a hot minute, E.”

[bitchlcna]

“That’s what happens when you have messy... friends, I guess.  If you call that friendship.  Sounds more like you go around cleaning up after a big ignorant baby. Then again, like you said, you do what you do.  Nope, I’ve been off doing a few of my own things, leaving a trail of bodies, though none that point back to me.  The usual.  Mm, I see being in charge looks good on you.”

[bitchlcna]

rvignstorm‌:

“Fuck I’m tired. Been working myself to the goddamn bone to wrap up 2018 strong.”

“Shame when you have to spend all your time cleaning up everyone else’s messes.”

[refuse2obeyy]

Hey, hello👋🏼

[avitales]

[tophatsnblades]

                              every man in this world                                               serves a larger purpose

Indie semi-private and selective Edward Kenway. Main protagonist of Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag. Multiverse, multiship, as well as OC and crossover friendly.  Main verse set in modern day New York. Mun and muse are both 25+. NSFW themes will be RPed but will be tagged along with triggers. Taken into custody and loved on by SC.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[less16candles]

Sorry guys but she’s back and I’m not risking it

[ashfire05]

I’m reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni

[deathincorporated-deactivated20]

She’s from Holes omfg. Does anyone watch the non animated Disney movies?

[rcyalsass-deactivated20190629]

“Maybe you should’ve stayed still in place and watched the movie instead of jumping all over the place like some kung fu power ranger. I’m not buying you a new vase just to hide the mess you made again. Either take responsibility for what you did and own up to it, or…I don’t fucking know, act like there was a robbery or something.”

[bitchlcna]

“I was being like that cartoon my dad showed Jeremy and me, Hong Kong Phooey. Plus the song said it too, I was just dancing along. Why would I want you to buy me a new one? You can’t replace this, it’s been in my mom’s family for her whole life and now I ruined it. I should get in trouble for breaking it, my mom really loved this thing even though it was gross and ugly. I didn’t mean to break it, it... it was an accident.”

[bitchlcna]

themarkofkaine‌:

“Well, whose fault is that? It’s not like I can predict whenever you decide you wanna disobey your parents’ rules or whatever. And the word you’re looking for is fuck. What the fuck. Say it with me. What the fuck.”

“I couldn’t sleep! It’s not like I was trying to do something to get in trouble on purpose. Now my mom’s vase is... it’s fucking broken! She’s gonna kill me. What am I supposed to do, Mr. Kaine? She’s gonna be so mad, not even she’s gonna get that look on her face that’s worse than mad, and say she’s disappointed in me. I hate that look, it makes me feel worse than anything ever.”

[bitchlcna]

themarkofkaine‌:

“That was pretty hilarious. Do that shit again, only this time hold your hand up to the ceiling fan and let’s see how many swear words come out your mouth this time.”

“Why the h-- Why would I do that? That would hurt, why would I hurt myself on purpose? Mr. Kaine, how did you even... I mean, what are you doing here? You always seem to be around when I’m doing something that could get me in trouble.”

[bitchlcna]

        She’s listening to music, and Kung Fu Fighting comes on. She dances around making karate noises as she kicks, chops and punches the air. The brunette isn’t paying attention. That is until she moves to far in one direction and karate chops her mother’s priceless family vase off the counter.                       “Oh my... shit! I mean... fuck! I mean... dammit! I mean... oh no.”

[bitchlcna]

[bitchlcna]

[xnferiorityarchive]

~☯☆ღ soft angst sentence starters ღ☆☯~

“Please don’t die on me.” 

“Are you not afraid of what’s out there?”

“I don’t want to do this anymore.”

“You can’t make me go.”

“Please don’t leave.”

“You have so much potential and you’re throwing it away.”

“You can’t save everyone.”

“You can’t save yourself.”

“You can’t save me.”

“Maybe this is rock bottom.” 

“Maybe things will get better from here.”

“Maybe this is rock bottom and things can only get better from here.”

“I still believe in happy endings, even through all of this.”

“Why don’t you love me?”

“Why don’t you love yourself?”

“I am lonely.”

“You are lonely.”

“Ooo, child, things are gonna get easier — do not ‘boo’ my signing!”