I'm waking up, I feel it in my Bones

[fallontonight]

Thank you, brunch, for being alcoholism with a side of toast.

Thank You Notes: Spring, Brunch, Tooth Fairy (via fallontonight)

[sempitern-ity-deactivated201407]

Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with.

(via wordsthatheals)

[modddy-deactivated20160404]

[srsfunny]

There’s an important difference… http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

[sleepsteadymusic-deactivated201]

[2wheeledtourist]

Today I learned that keyboards can be used as a washboard. Coming to an office near you. Christina Aguilera can still hit those notes!

[dailydankmeme]

My friend got in a fight with his mom. This was her reaction.

[cashrulezbisous]

[weavelongxpussygood-deactivated]

did you know that months that begin on sundays will always have a friday the 13th?

or that coca cola would be green if food coloring wasn’t added to it?

or that more people are killed each year from bees than snakes?

or that camels have 3 eyelids?

or that you cant kill yourself by holding your breath?

or that there’s a city called Rome on every continent?

or that dolphins sleep with one eye open so a bitch nigga can’t try to sneak up?

did you know my nigga??????

[srsfunny]

To all girls who say gentlemen don’t exist… http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

[srsfunny]

Summer is almost over… http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

[hopeinspiresme]

When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.

Unknown   (via kidlove)

[taika-waititi]

The Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

[neon--jellyfish]

In the vein of that last post here is a compilation video of soldiers being welcomed home by their dogs. Feeling blue or having a craptastic day? seriously watch this

[twigwise-deactivated20140308]

#my manliness is running down my face

[getofftheinternerd]

[srsfunny]

If you enjoy beer… http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

[fearfvl]

“I could start fires with what I feel for you.”

(via pickydreams)