Haikyuu Hell

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Hanamaki: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Matsukawa: Making four accounts.

Hanamaki, tearing up: Really...?

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Kageyama: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Hinata: The cow??

Kageyama:

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Kuroo, texting: Just wanted to say I have a massive crush on you

Daichi: oh

Daichi: who’s the other guy?

Kuroo: I added him for moral support

Daichi: LMAOOOO ARE YOU SERIOUS

Bokuto: I’m here for you man

Bokuto: Do your thing

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Iwaizumi: Every time I look at Tooru, my heart just——

Iwaizumi: *makes vague hand gestures*

Hanamaki: Your heart...jacks off?

Iwaizumi: What? No, it—— Jesus Christ...

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Oikawa: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I study, so instead I have Iwa-chan periodically send me texts saying “We need to talk.”

Oikawa: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Futakuchi: I can’t stand Shirabu sometimes. You won’t believe what he did last training camp.

Yahaba: Yeah, what an asshole!

Ennoshita: Futakuchi didn’t even tell you what he did yet——

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Hinata & Kageyama: Are we in trouble?

Daichi: Take a guess.

Hinata & Kageyama: No?

Daichi: Take another guess.

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Tanaka: This is real.

Kiyoko: I know.

Tanaka: You’re my wife.

Kiyoko: I’m your wife.

Tanaka: You married me. In front of people.

Kiyoko: I know. I was there.

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Kageyama: What is your biggest fear?

Hinata: Hmm...I don’t know. How about you?

Kageyama: Sure, I can be yours if you want me to.

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Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*

Suga: *reaches out to help*

Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*

Suga: That’s not what I——

Suga:

Suga: Okay.

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Ushijima: I’ve organized my mail into three categories.

Ushijima: “From Oikawa.”

Ushijima: “Death threats.”

Ushijima: And “Death threats from Oikawa.”

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Osamu: If we lose, you’re out of the will.

Atsumu: I was in the will?

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Matsukawa: I’m in love with you.

Hanamaki: We called off the prank war last night at 12, remember?

Matsukawa: I know.

Hanamaki: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Iwaizumi: Your hair looks good today.

Oikawa: My hair looks good every day.

Iwaizumi: You know, you make it very hard to flirt with you.

Oikawa: You make me very hard.

Iwaizumi:

Oikawa: That’s how you flirt.

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Daichi: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Suga: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Daichi:

Daichi: ...You mean ring bearER, right?

Suga:

Daichi: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to Kageyama’s wedding.

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Kuroo: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went...OK.

Terushima: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Kuroo: Actually, oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Terushima: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Kuroo: Looks like someone’s a HO.

Terushima: NaBrO.

Daichi: I’m so done with you two.

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Oikawa: hey baby I got something to show you

Iwaizumi: You hit “send” on that picture of Mike Wazowski and I hit “end” on our relationship

Oikawa: I don’t have anything to show you