Txiguaka y la ostia

[tontadasamansalva]

[socialdistancing]

[wiselwisel]

Síganme para más recetas.

[burgertv]

[bonersniper]

I got a virus from that screenshot of Limewire

[alwaysabeautifullife]

I hate you all

[monstrousgourmandizingcats]

[callaitomaswapito]

Os follen a todos

[txiguaka]

[luisonte]

110 metros vallas sin parpadear

[welele]

Estabilizador óptico inside

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[ampervadasz]

Minden perce csodálatos !

[welele]

Que traducido es “Son punterías sanas”

[luisonte]

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

[sunnytaughtyou]

This is just so accurate.

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

why the fuck is Beyonce on here though

[mxnrique]

BECAUSE DADDY LESSONS IS A COUNTRY SONG AND YOU WILL LEARN TO FUCKING DEAL

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

or its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mxnrique]

well it is. so u gon just have to deal

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

don’t have to deal if there’s nothing to deal so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[appalachian-racist-deactivated2]

It absolutely is not a fucking country song

[mxnrique]

[almondkittie]

Bless this post!!! DRAG THEM!!!

[txiguaka]

me: I hate country music

Paco Pil: Johnny es el más loco de toda la ciudad...

Me:

[luisonte]

Nivel de inglés. Medio-Alto

[welele]

Audio para escuchar al pipi imitar a C3PO.

[frikiskrew]

[txiguaka]

Cualquiera que en esa situación no diga "escuchar el máquina total" no es de fiar y merece la silla eléctrica

[porterr-robinson]

[wiselwisel]

Nos merecemos la extinción.

[txiguaka]

No es más raro andar sacando fotos a la gente? 🤔

[welele]

Darse cuenta de que cierta postura de yoga es como tirarse por un tobogán

Audio pls

[tdbw2]

Venom/Flubber Mash-Up by Nerdist.

[flictonic-klipple-waver-syndrome]

What I learned from Fullmetal Alchemist

Good people do bad things:

Good and evil are subjective:

Sometimes those you trust the most will hurt you the worst:

Bad things happen to good people:

Even those you love can die:

 Life isn’t fair:

You can’t get something for nothing:

Don’t judge people by their outward appearance:

Don’t give up. Even when things are hard:

Don’t forget the people who helped you get where you are:

Hatred will destroy you:

People can change:

There are two sides to every story:

Even your enemies have feelings:

When the world is crashing down around you, it is okay to laugh:

… or cry:

Family comes in all shapes and sizes:

Big things come in small packages:

The truth is sometimes more frightening than you hoped:

Beauty can hide great strength:

Crying is not a weakness:

Expect the unexpected:

Sometimes you have to make a sacrifice in order to move forward:

Learn from your past. Don’t forget your mistakes:

[intentandoseringeniero]

FullMetal Alchemist es una maldita obra maestra que todo el mundo debería ver. Transmite lo que no está escrito en montones de ámbitos.