rev 22:20

@txmescence

yes my url is one vague penis joke but lets be real here if you had the opportunity and the reasoning for it you would make as many junk related jokes as possible hell you probably do it anyways even without the whole causation thing and you know what junk jokes are hilarious pretty much all of the time unless theyre just being a dick (ha) about the appearance or size of someones like nah bro thats not cool at all and if you gotta make fun of someone youre basically just blaring your own insecurity across the board like 'haha their dick looks stupid its all curved' yeah okay check out mx insecure about their own genitalia over there it aint any of your business unless youre actively involved with them and chances are you arent gonna be if you keep acting like that also oh shit i was supposed to use this to introduce myself fuck i fucked up and now theres this gross scroll bar here and my layouts gonna look terrible fml ((Semi-Indie Incubus Dave RP blog. Please read first.))

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floramodus:

thats a shame theyre soft and good

sorry for my transgressions guess you gotta stay candy gremlin then :p

sure well go with that i mean im fine with that ive basically been sampling different candies from all across the pacific northwest at this point we found a package of gummy dicks hidden away behind one of the shelves and the store clerk was so embarrassed that she gave them to us for free without influence so theres a story there

#floramodus #he cant help it #he has a lot of shit going on #anyways #yeah #hes... better #or getting there

floramodus:

no matter how far you roam you can escape youre title of chicken fingers, dork

wow rude ive had my wings firmly tucked away pretty much this entire venture because its too easy to spot them from the road i have no idea what youre referencing here with that title im wounded stranger

#floramodus #im not sure #travel i guess #so far thats just kind of what weve been doing its like the never ending brotherly roadtrip from the next plane #dar is doing better though so theres that

floramodus replied to your post: i think weve driven up like half of the west coast...

!!! lial

whos lial im a nameless vagrant

i think weve driven up like half of the west coast at this point but man i dont even know anymore like i have no sense of how long ive been here or who i am anymore im just a road vagrant with someone who may or may not be their sibling who has taken up the weird habit of getting them gas station candy and soda and occasionally pulling a stranger into the car to tag team feed off of

so ive been in a car with dar for like months and im not sure i know what a real bed is anymore

#thats a lie but #shrug

unblessxd:

i suppose you could be but at the same time while it could be a few seconds forevers do tend to be well ongoing and eternal constantly and forever so really it wasnt a forever at all and were merely misusing a word

i mean yeah hyperbole is sort of a huge part of my thing and the internet things in general anymore nothing is ever represented by its actual value its either infinitesimal or holy fucking shit thats gigantic in scale there is no in between unless youre being boring and literal and wheres the fun in that

unblessxd replied to your post: i sure disappeared forever

it was a very short forever

im an expert in short forevers i guess but at the same time isnt time subjective i mean my forever could be a few seconds to you objects in the mirror are faster than they appear and all that

i sure disappeared forever

floramodus replied to your post: flora went over to her friends and i dont know...

i figured you be glad to run me off after last night :p but ill be home soon

i dont run anyone off intentionally

#floramodus #shrug #enjoy yourself #maybe ill go out since the townhouse is empty

thalassophiloustopaz replied to your post: flora went over to her friends and i dont know...

I stole Cath, sorry.

its fine it happens

#thalassophiloustopaz #i figured he was with someone

flora went over to her friends and i dont know where cath is an basically im alone and bored whats up internet

stretches

#it feels sort of weird to have actual plans today #that never happens

floramodus:

its not a matter of dealin its a matter of dead as doornails

immortals

floramodus:

like the rest of our life?? people are starin lial

so what what exactly are they going to do that we cant deal with

floramodus:

at least if you get stabbed im the meat shield

i think you have that backwards

floramodus replied to your post: i lied im back

i cannot believe you

sorry i cant hear you over the sound of city danger

i lied im back

#i carried flora outside and were on a walk but here we are

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