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//I have been gone a long time.

#outoflean #Youtube

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yeecaw🤠

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBY ROSE

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CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE

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Can’t bloody believe that.

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“In news today, there was a sudden drop in creativity and ingenuity worldwide as one Chinese woman suddenly sucked all of it into herself in order to perform the best prank of all time.”

//Six in the morn. And despite the fact that I rp more on Discord now than on here, I'm here reading old reps between myself and @mothernikos. Good times.

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Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle

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The faster you scroll the better it gets

dahbeeh

i'm am idiot and i love myself so I scrolled up and down this post multiple times

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This actually made me smile for the first time in days.

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His best quality: his wiggles.

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They’re going on an adventure!

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THIS IS STILL GOING AROUND WITH MY DRAWING ON IT I AM SO HAPPY

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This

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beautiful

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I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.

Pretend this post is the coronavirus.

If you see this on your dash, just reblog it.

Let’s show them how quickly this virus can spread from just one person.

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I hate to be this person, but I know my followers are good at reblogging and spreading word. I am currently struggling with funds right now and dont get paid until the 3rd of next month due to biweekly pay.

My paypal is https://www.paypal.me/siweis04

Go to paypal.me/siweis04 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Anything helps, even $1. If you cant donate please reblog! I would love to have money to get groceries this month ;;

//Hope you and yours are okay during this pandemic. Wash your hands and stay home.

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rb if u miss...... her

Haven't been here in FOREVER. But a belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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My current employer once said to me, “I get the impression you work to live, not live to work.” Uh, yeah motherfucker.

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me after reading this:

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A boss once sat me down and said, I swear to fuck, that it was a bad thing that I was interested in leaving work on time. Like he said something like “I’m told that you like going home at the end of the day.”

I asked him what I meant. Like I point blank said “Are you saying I don’t work enough overtime?”

“…no,” he said, since we got in trouble if we worked OT. It was treated as a moral failing on our parts.

“So are you saying I should be working for free?” I asked. This is a trap question. It was a corporate job. Which meant he actually was limited in the shit he could pull.

“….no,” he grudgingly replied.

“So what is the problem?” I asked. And he had to admit that, technically, I had done nothing wrong.

But he tried to guilt me over LIKING TO GO HOME AT THE END OF THE DAY. After each 8-10 hour shift where I was allowed ZERO breaks, despite the law requiring I get a minimum of 15 minutes every 4 hours.

He also got pissed off that I was very open with telling people I had given my notice. I didn’t bad mouth the place. I wasn’t negative. I was just open that, yes, I was moving and had therefor quit.

GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY I WAS SO EXCITED TO BE LEAVING.

onewholesleepyboi

Anyone who’s foolish enough to tell me that working is a privilege I should “live” for ought to be drawn and quartered.

I’m dead serious; people are dropping dead like flies because of overwork.

This is why we NEED labor laws, people.

ourladyofrebellion

Burn the capitalists.

“Welcome to Vice City, Nigga.”

#commission #team kalo #RWBY OC team

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txpimpabutterfly‌:

The feline stopped at another light and looked over at him with a grin.

“A silver tin can? Stupidity never ceases to surprise me. And I do got’ a grill, if you really feel the need to pay me back, Teach. I got chicken to grill if you wanna cook it. I also got salmon.” Off they drove, back toward the penthouse.

“Salmon? Definitely can work with that.” His fingers thrummed against his leg, but some of the nervous energy that surrounded him seemed to be easing off. He wasn’t a spectacular cook by any means, but he was familiar with it. “Blame it on my mom. You always repay hospitality. I don’t exactly have a place to invite you back to, so next best thing.”

txpimpabutterfly

“I get ya’. Payin’ it forward an’ shit.” A moment passed before a soft chuckle from the rapper. “Fuck, now I’m hungry again. You ever have salmon from Eastern Mistral? Tasty as all hell. Gives off a warm burn wit’ their spices.”

#roanexclan