[catasters]

[syntactition]

[small gasp] the phantom

[beardedmrbean]

Sing my angel of music

[maykitz]

(x)

[deityofhearts]

fuck it, we bawl *said through tears in a shaky voice*

[feybeasts]

I cannot stress enough how being "popular" on social media is actually a fucked-up monkey's paw curse that will utterly ruin your wellbeing unless you become a complete cryptid or compartmentalize to the point of madness, you do not want it

Make your friends, keep yourself centered with them, don't let this absolute monstrosity we've created be the thing that guides your way

[penandinkprincess]

pillsbury now making all of their dough safe to eat raw is SO funny to me

like they gave up on YEARS of telling people not to and changed their production accordingly bc we just wouldn't stop

[penandinkprincess]

WE BROKE 'EM, BOYS

[louisegluckpdf]

friendships end. relationships end. black turtleneck is forever

[gaybichon]

susan sarandon's son 😭😭

[gaybichon]

oh it's over for him

[gaybichon]

[lush-retina-is-dead]

[zhengzi]

update:

he was playing 5D chess the whole time

[shigarakisdumbwhore]

no TV show in the world captures the essence of owning a large dog the way Spy x Family does. bc I also have to step over my large dog bc she insists on walking in my path whenever possible.

[cybercerealkiller]

[teaboot]

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[sukiluvvs]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is:

Orb

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

[biglawbear]

LAW AND ECONOMICS BABEYYY

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[wizard-email]

E

[radiofreederry]

Twitter has removed headlines from news links resulting in posts like this

[goshyesvintageads]

General Foods, 1964

[huffylemon]

[goldfishbabey]