my favorite liar

TYLER DURHAM 32. UFC Fighter. Patented asshole.

[lexieingram]

tyler-durham‌:

That’s… pretty much it, yeah.

Cute.

[tyler-durham]

Thanks.

[lexieingram]

tyler-durham‌:

Gotta get creative, babe. Even if I forget what my initial point was.

I’m just so distracting I made you forget, right?

[tyler-durham]

That’s... pretty much it, yeah.

[tyler-durham]

lexieingram‌:

And how do you want me to do that?

Gotta get creative, babe. Even if I forget what my initial point was.

[lexieingram]

tyler-durham‌:

You’re the biggest liar!

False.

[tyler-durham]

Oh, okay, prove it.

[tyler-durham]

lexieingram‌:

Need your eyes testing because I am an angel.

You’re the biggest liar!

[tyler-durham]

lexieingram‌:

Who, me? No way.

Oh yeah, I see it.

[lexieingram]

tyler-durham‌:

#howdy cowboy

You have no idea how embarrassing and awkward that shoot was.

I can only imagine. Makes it more enjoyable for me, to tell you the truth.

[tyler-durham]

You’ve got a little evil in you.

[tyler-durham]

#howdy cowboy

You have no idea how embarrassing and awkward that shoot was.

[yourdailykitsch]

[lexieingram]

tyler-durham‌:

What are you doing tonight? I wanna take you out.

Going out with you.

[tyler-durham]

Sweet.

[lexieingram]

tyler-durham‌:

That’s something I still can’t get used to hearing.

You will. Eventually.

[tyler-durham]

What are you doing tonight? I wanna take you out.

[lexieingram]

tyler-durham‌:

Yeah, I know, but you deserved it.

You’re sweet.

[tyler-durham]

That’s something I still can’t get used to hearing.

[tyler-durham]

lexieingram‌:

I wasn’t trying to.

Yeah, I know, but you deserved it.

[tyler-durham]

lexieingram‌:

Little old me? Surely not. 

Hell yeah, babe. You straightened me out real good.

[lexieingram]

tyler-durham‌:

Changed man, I told ya.

It’s hard to believe it sometimes.

[tyler-durham]

Got you to thank for it.

[lexieingram]

tyler-durham‌:

Hey now, don’t you know generalizations are bad?

How wrong of me, I apologise.

[tyler-durham]

Changed man, I told ya.

[lexieingram]

tyler-durham‌:

Not kind enough, but you’re slowly teaching me how to be. Still not sure if I’m enjoying my newfound niceness, though.

Yeah, a MMA fighter who is nice…you don’t meet many of those.

[tyler-durham]

Hey now, don’t you know generalizations are bad?