TSLIME

My name is Tyler, I go by Gray, Tslime, and T. He/Him. My art tag e is "slime works". DO NOT call me a girl. I track #tgrays

[gahdamnpunk]

This is messed up

[thundercaya]

Instructions for how to get around this here. Shouldn’t have to be done, but make sure people know what to do.

[rondoel]

As promised next gen/fusions whatever

Mccree/Mercy:

- 100% Chill

- simple hearted with strong sense of justice

- will go through fire and water for anyone

- qestionable ways of relaxing

- social misfit and weirdo but doesn’t acknowledge

- due to regeneration power, grew reckless and is not afraid of getting hurt

- so actually dumb

- favourite activity is crashing with jetpack

- smoothie addiction

Gabe/Moira

- 150iq but still makes dumb jokes

- laughs at his own jokes

- also laughs maniacally

- acts and talks like he’s performing a show

- generally talks in ALL CAPS

- edgy elegance

- enjoys giving orders, never other way around

- Surrounded By Idiots syndrome

Genji/Zarya

- TOO MUCH self confidence

- narcissistic as fuck

- A knight in shining armor

- always ready to fight someone

- takes everything as challenge

- ocasionally responsible

- smarter than you’d think

- but heavily intellectual conversations still give him a headache

- no tact, zero grace but will kick you in the face

[pagemusic]

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So it turns out that every Homestuck song ever fits properly with the chord progression of MeGaLoVaNiA. And then this happened.

[xenoblade2]

weeps at the perfection

[anime-music-plus]

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Soul Eater ED3 Bakusou Yumeuta by Diggy-MO

[tyler-slime]

Yo Tyler not sure if you remember me cause it’s been a while, but I was a friend of yours for a little while in high school (no specific name cause idk privacy shizz), and as proof here’s a beautiful shitpost of your undertale slime oc i made for you back then. I was just wondering if you had like a discord account or something we could chat and reconnect on? If you don’t want to it’s all good, I know this is weird and out of the blue. Thanks! (Oh actually I have a pseudonym that I use that you might remember?? It’s Mulefa Nyteox/Mulefa Telluri)

I must admit tht I struggle with remembering people, and also do not use this blog much anymore! I'm active on twitter [ @/ignaciusgray] and I have a new [nsf/w] blog now which i can give you if you want it! Also i love this drawing.

I have an idea of who you might be.

[tyler-slime]

ok y'all im online again for like 2 minutes to tell y'all tht you should just like do stuff bc i was very scared to talk in chat w/ my favorite streamer and i did anyways bc i was drunk and now i'm a mod on his twitch and his discord server and I've been in his streams it hasnt been years of this, its been a few months, like not even 3, and he knows my name, what i'm like, and trusts me w/ tht, so like do stuff talk to people its rlly hard but it does things

[mortoisetheturtoise]

huilfbsdihfkjG THEY DISCOVERED AMELIA EARHART’S BONES ON INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY WHAT THE THIS IS A PERFECT COINCIDENCE 

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

It’s kind of even better than that.

They actually didn’t find new bones. Rather, a forensic scientist re-examined measurements taken from bones found on Nikumamoru Island back in 1940. The bones were originally examined by some dude back in 1941 who unequivocally concluded they had to belong to a “short, stocky male” because there’s no way they could belong to some fearless globe-trotting adventurer delicate woman. Using new techniques to examine the measurements, the scientist has concluded with 99% certainly the Nikumamoru bones belonged to Eartheart.

So yeah, basically Earheart’s disappearance was only a “mystery” for like eighty years because of lowkey sexism and shitty science. And now we more or less know the truth. On International Women’s Day.

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

lol me too , lady

[saltrat88]

[hecallsmebelovedx-deactivated20]

this is …. wow

[sexwitsockson]

LMFAO

[natural--lighting]

Wow

[naturalneeshia]

Had to watch this multiple times to understand wtf

[fineapplemango]

Chaotics canceling each other out

[semiotickitten]

WILD

[jheselbraum]

Beginning of the video: A simple but effective con, one person distracts the cashier (who’s usually alone) while the other grabs what they can from the stock (more effective in convenience stores since the smaller salesfloor gives the cashier an extra sense of security). Generally nonviolent, they likely don’t realize they’re in perfect view of the camera (the only real flaw in this con– what aisles the cashier can’t see are in full view of the camera, which is actually pretty decent considering that this is probably a dollar store given the placement of the cashier and the lack of windows facing outwards, though with their neutral clothing they won’t be standing out any time soon and the skateboard is easy enough to ditch if they have to) and they’re only taking chips, which, yes, that cashier is probably going to get blamed for the incident but they’re not going to get physically injured.

2nd half of the video: An actual fucking armed robbery, doesn’t look staged (unless they’ve got a friend that’s ride or die enough to get tackled and have a display rack fall on them, those shits HURT), the two con artists conspire to thwart the third intruder, but still make off with their stolen chips

Conclusion: This video looks like how Gravity Falls feels

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[blackpantherdaily]

A Look™

[kuradoodles]

if someone tells you that Superman’s secret identity disguise doesnt work just send them a picture of Griffin McElroy without his glasses

[busket]

eyelashes

[skellyscoo]

[kimmywithay]

what the fuck

[blackpyrefly]

that isn’t griffin mcelroy. this man plays spiderman in a future reboot

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[sketchdeath]

mary, about to invent the miracle of christ: oh, haven’t you heard?

[critgemhero]

Critical Role Crack: Episode 5 - Part 1

Critical Role Crack is back!!! So sorry for the long wait everyone, life gets in the way sometimes. I don’t have any plans to go back to Episode 4 unfortunately, my apologies. Special thanks to CritRoleStats for uploading every moment someone said Nine because that was a huge help for the last big joke!

You can watch previous installments of CR Crack here! Thank’s for the support everyone, I think this one turned out pretty good!

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[leolomir-blog]

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

[caffeinatedcorvid]

@bruvebanner

[just-shower-thoughts]

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[shcrtiplier]

@wthlora

[laolaolao]

ghsjshisjghijfffd))))