iâm honestly in awe of how my parents still think iâm straight like heteronormativity is a hell of a blinder
me, watching the olympics: âwow laurie hernandez is so cuteâ
my mom: âisnât she just adorable?â
no mom thatâs not what i meant
me: [only refers to potential partners as âany future significant othersâ/âmy future spouseâ]
parents: haha iâm sure youâll find a great husband one day
me: [paints the bi pride flag on my nails]
my parents: oh brooke i like that color scheme! did you do that yourself?
itâs like a sitcom
I relate to this on a spiritual level















