eat me like a princess

lets make babies

[mymotivationandprogress]

fit and happy.

[mymotivationandprogress]

[yngkingz]

[watermami]

C O D E I N E T R I L L S

[fuckyestacobennett]

[b-boy-blues]

[fanufactured]

What

[afran444]

until–next–time

[realitytvgifs]

[caliphorniaqueen]

iconic

[stop]

One of the best episodes of Catfish

[driesvano-deactivated20170413]

[untexting]

Omg yes!

[killachainz-deactivated20121102]

kanye sleeping.

[anal0g2]

shhhh

[ureuhito2]

Kanye Rest

[gaymer-cat]

in his Kanye Nest

[synthwave2000]

when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best

[riverdoge]

This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.

[ahs-foodie]

did you just

[riverdoge]

THIS POST WILL FOREVER HAUNT ME

[nanavaltiel-blog]

Omfg

[tymarahbellaxo]

boy: send nudes? ;)

me: *sends a picture of stars*

boy: um wtf is this?

me: its me. its us. its humanity, stripped. this is our true nakedness- we are painted with stars and consumed by the cosmos, only to come back again brighter than before. my heart is the sun and my soul is the void.

[bobshit]

what are snails even trying to do

[hotelmario]

their best

[fuckignkillme]

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

[halfprincesshalfgoddess]

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

KABOOM

[magicalsapphic-deactivated20171]

I was helping carry in the groceries and usually my mom would say like “what a good girl” but I had a talk with her about not liking that because I’m nb and tonight she said to my dad “what a great person we have here. Offspring. Fruit of my loins” and she just kept spouting silly gender neutral terms and it made me SO HAPPY.

[lizawithazed]

this is so precious and important

[shortvideosandstuff]

You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong

[brassy-deactivated20160222]

what the fuck

[casserole-jpg]

NO HOLD THE FUCK UP I TRIED THIS THIS MORNING AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NOT THIS THERE WAS NO BEAUTIFULLY FLOWING RIVER OF ALMOND MILK GOING INTO MY CUP YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED HALF THE FUCKING MILK WENT ON THAT CARDBOARD SHIT DICK BLOCKADE AND SPILLED OUT EITHER SIDE OF SAID BLOCKADE AND ALL OVER THE COUNTER THIS DOES NOT WORK IT COMES OUT TOO FAST AND JUST DOESNT WORK

[chillaxemurderer-deactivated201]

sweetheart no babe no sweetheart u fold it back u fold the cardboard back u fold it back babe

[caleb-denecour]

girls are so hot

[caleb-denecour]

guys are hot too oh man

[caleb-denecour]

why is everyone so hot

[schtickyfriend-old]

global warming

[420moshdad]