nugget hotline

i probably should be doing something more important

[snowcaines]

*hands in assignment*

*gets a new assignment on the same day*

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

[dutchster]

*sneaks into your house to replace the star on top of your christmas tree with my selfie*

[officialunitedstates]

“What does the chef recommend?”

“Sir, this is a mcdonalds”

[crooked-antler-man]

Deadpool. Isn’t. A. Hetero.

[sarahconnorjr]

[shedevil2000]

“Deadpool is as straight as a pole in a strip club.” 

Yeah, okay, buddy. Have you ever actually picked up a Deadpool comic? 

[atlasoftheclouds]

fake geek boys

[s-hed0nism-deactivated20171016]

[weloveshortvideos]

[poopandshittt]

I’m Katie 😔

[dicknurse]

I’m Aubrey 👞

[holyromanhomo]

@adumundead you’re Katie and I’m Aubrey, except you always beat my ass after.

[suspend]

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

[kingjaffejoffer]

Do you believe there's such a thing as white culture?

[shittyidea]

Glass-toe boots. Just like steel or composite, but with glass.

[forever90s]

[c0deinee]

You’re the only person I’d be okay with calling me at 3 am for no reason

[humorking]

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Reblog. This could really help someone out.

[yanelknows]

I’m a kid now

[best-of-memes]

[meowoofau]

[idleisland]