TyzMatty

Tyler, 20, skip the labels, he/him, love rping that good gay shit. Don't be scared to send me a message or ask, I have the bravery of my dog during thunderstorms but I'll be happy to make new friends. If you're a porn bot then piss right off, I'll just block you anyways. If you look like a porn bot but aren't then shoot me a message saying so.

[swarnpert]

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

[tymatty]

[slaps the person I’m with] you gotta see this cute puppy

[dog is fully grown]

[tymatty]

I made art

[blognerdygeekyprincessme-deacti]

It’s 2019, reblog if you think we deserve a Hannibal Season 4 and that it’s already too damn long overdue, what the FUCK, Bryan-!!

[tymatty]

Anyone wanna rec a game that’s like final fantasy and stores it’s files locally so I can edit them? I’m thinking I either want turn based (like final fantasy) or button mashing. I’m not bothered.

I just want a game I can mod I guess. One I’ll enjoy modding. I’m kinda at a loss for Stardew mods because.. it’s all been done already. If you’ve got a stardew mod idea then by all means, I’ll try and do that.

[tymatty]

Whaddup peeps I got a Disney question

What the bloody hell did Gothel think was gonna happen when Rapunzel grew up? Like Gothel is super old so I’m assuming having Rapunzel sing would let her live forever, so Rapunzel would be growing up normally (another weird thing, she doesn’t not age? Or maybe she just doesn’t want to so her power only affects Gothel?) and Gothel would be the same age constantly. What’d she think would happen once Rapunzel was like 40? Would she just be keeping an old lady in the tower (not that 40 is old, but assuming Rapunzel stayed forever in the tower). SO MANY QUESTIONS

[tymatty]

Alright tumblr I’m counting on you

So I was recently obsessed with Stardew Valley, an amazing game. One thing I loved was that all the game content was local, and able to be edited. I’d edited my files back when I played star bound, so I had some idea what I was doing. So I played around with stardew files and eventually got an actual mod running (one you could put in the mods folder).

I also just got obsessed with a game nobody’s ever heard of, Wanderlust Adventures. I love it because it’s got classes and skills and companions and it just reminds me of back when I used to play Tibia (rip Tibia).

So I want a game like Wanderlust, but with the editability of Stardew. I want a game where I can go in the files and add new classes with new skills, I want to add brand new companions or replace old ones that are boring.

So to anyone who sees this post, if you know of a game like that, please tell me about it! And yes I know, the easier option (not really easy) would be to just make my own game but I have very little coding knowledge and I will get around to making my own game one day but right now I don’t have the time nor the computer (mine is a potato). Thanks in advance!

[tymatty]

New program: hi! I see you’re installing for the first time, would you like to enable the tutorial?

Me: no

Me five min later: come back help I admit I was wrong just tell me how to do things

[avengersandlovers-old]

@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! You’re limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.

Since you couldn’t take out fanfic writers with the purge so you’re just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?

[avengerscompound]

Would this count as a text block?

100 is a lot unless you write a lot of dialogue.  I wonder if just linking fics on my word press would work because god damn this site is making things difficult.  It’s like they’re trying to have people not use it.

[pegasusdragontiger]

[touchmoremelenated]

I’m so over this shithole

[crazinessgraveyardsandcartoons]

Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?

[feelmyroarrrr]

Heads up writers

@kittenofdoomage @captain-rogers-beard @siren-kitten-his @angryschnauzer @maeve-curry-writes @deandoesthingstome @impala-dreamer @outside-the-government @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse @plumfondler @blacktithe7 @supernatural-jackles @impalaimagining

[kittenofdoomage]

FFS you’re joking me?

[carnationsinjanuary-deactivated]

@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke

[bisexualstevierogers]

yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/

[wckdmazes]

Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.

[trickster-grrrl-deactivated2019]

Gettin’ real tired of your shit, Tumblr.

@staff @support

[slasherlove420]

FUCK YOU @staff

[purple-possibilities]

Welp. So this is a thing now.

The title apparently counts as one line since it wouldn’t let me go past 99.

Seriously @staff ????

[purple-possibilities]

OK PEOPLE CALM DOWN FOR A MIN!!!

I tired this on desktop and did not hit a limit. It looks like a limitation of mobile posts.

I didn’t bother going past 543 because it was getting ridiculous, but there is no 100 block limit on desktop. You’re just going to have to post your fics on your computer or through your mobile browser instead of the app.

Please reblog this version of the post so that people don’t totally freak out

[tymatty]

@lover-awakened heads up. Tumblrs back at its shit again.

[tymatty]

Anime that I’m watching: haha no the mains aren’t gay look they’re talking about girlfriends

Anime proceeds to parallel the two male mains and an actual couple and the mains are more emotional and loving

Im gonna fucking cry it’s so gay but not quite gay, it’s Yuri on ice all over again just gimme a legit kiss scene

[tymatty]

Long story short I left the house at 9:30pm and only just came back now at like 5am

I didn’t get drunk, I didn’t take drugs. But I had more fun than I’ve had in a fucking long time. I’m spending time with friends for the first time in my life outside of school. I love it.

[tymatty]

I’m antisocial as fuck but I just walked down the street pokemon hunting with two of my friends and my dog and it was super fun I haven’t had that much fun in ages. 

[tymatty]

Dream ramblings

So in my dream I was leaning up against a column so I could tie my shoelaces and this guy came up all flirty (which is weird in itself, since the dream wasn’t really taking that tone) and he lifted my leg up? So I could tie my laces better I guess? And we laughed and giggled a bit and i called over my two kittens (I don’t have two kittens) they were black and orange and the orange was really friendly and the black was shy, they were around the entire dream. But then I slipped a little and my camo shorts moved up, so he saw the scars on my leg (which I don’t actually have?? I have like a few dot scars from stuff but in my dream my leg had like huge claw marks? Like deep purple and they were from something big?) and then he ran away? I dunno if he was scared or grossed out but okay.

Take from that what you will I guess. I’ll probably read this again when I wake up again later and I’ll just sit there thinking “what fucking drugs was I on?” That tends to be my reaction to most of my dreams that I write down.

[tymatty]

Internet thing: X thing is better than sex! Wait til you try X thing! (Usually food or something)

Me: fucking everything is better than sex. Dying is better than sex.

[tymatty]

Me, emulating games because my ps2 died: oh cool! 120 frames!!

Game as soon as gameplay actually starts: HA YOU THOUGHT

[tymatty]

Megara: I’ve sworn off man handling

MAKE HER A LESBIAN YOU COWARDS

*her and Hercules end up together* okay but you missed a great plot line. Meg stays on earth with her new girlfriend and herc gets to live with his family win win

[tymatty]

Chronologically, this is how Howl meets Sophie. Child Howl sees white hair Sophie as she tells him to find her in the future. From that he finds the second Sophie, Young Sophie, and he just knows it’s her? Without asking her name at all. Then shit goes down and old Sophie turns up in his house and he’s just chill as fuck like “yeah sure old random lady you can stay in my house”.

Keeping in mind that child Howl saw white hair Sophie, when he wakes up with his heart back in he’s all “Sophie! Your hair is like starlight I love it!” Bitch wtf you knew she’d end up with white hair and you’re acting all surprised?

AND HOW DID HE EVEN KNOW IT WAS HER?!?! Did he just see a chick who looked like the Sophie from his past but with brown hair and a green dress and just went “yup I’m sure this will end well.”

Like wtf

All that said, don’t get me wrong, I fucking love this movie, I love all ghibli movies.

[tymatty]

Tumblr knows me... dinner = food. Pokecord is a discord poke bot. Destiel.. well you know. Loverawakened, a mutual. Dean Winchester, again, you know.