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JG: Emma! I think this year's students are a terrific bunch.

EF: Well, that's every civil of you, Jean. Only you would use the words “terrific bunch" to dignify this horde of ghastly illiterates. Anyway, how is Charles today? The last time I looked in he was drooling his way into the record books.

#Marvel #Jean Grey #Emma Frost #X-Mansion #x-men #New X-Men 123 #sassy #GOD BLESS EMMA FROST

That one time when Constantine blackmailed God.

C: I know it's going to sting for a while -- The Devil will have his due -- But I can wait, see? I'm a stubborn, patient little bastard when I want to be.

C: We both know I can out-maneuver that silly sod with half my brain tied behind my back. Five hundred years tops before I'm running the show.

C: Imagine a sod like me let loose on God's pretty little creating, armed with reinforcements, all of them organized for a change. Well, it'd be a right bloody mess, wouldn't it? 'Course, if he agrees to stop interfering and leave my mates alone for good, I might think about changing my mind. Your choice.

#Constantine #John Constantine #Constantine blackmails God #OMG CONSTANTINE #Hellblazer #Hellblazer 128 #DC comics #Vertigo Comics

johnmulaneys

not-so-fun fact: brazil had nearly 400 years of slavery being the last country in america to abolish it

ohmakemeover

not-so-fun fact: brazil only abolished slavery when england allowed it.

DP: See? Now... Where were we? Oh yeah! I was about to skin you. Use that alien suit of yours like a bear-skin rug, spread it out in front of the fireplace, all romantical. Me and the ladies are going to get fa-reaky on your flayed extraterrestrial hide. See, pal, you may be a homicidal maniac, but when it comes to crazy you're simply outclassed.

#Deadpool #Carnage #Wade Wilson #Cletus Kasady #Carnage vs Deadpool 01 #Marvel

suretyler

liberalsarecool

Racists enjoy a lot of freedoms in America. They get a political party. They get politicians. They have TV networks. They have AM radio.

The amount of grace granted by the black community to white racists is endless.

DS: To come from there... To be able to hold all of that back. There's so much rage in you. But you are not your father. You can control it. Channel it. It's... Actually a little scary. You are the right person to replace Logan.

LK: I know there are people who disapprove... Guys on the internet mainly. But I'm not replacing him. I don't really know what I'm doing yet.