Syd

[smellslikebot]

free software alternatives

i never stop talking about some of these so i might as well banish them to a single post! you might know about a lot of them already, but feel free to look anyway

Adobe Animate (Flash) → OpenToonz, Synfig Studio, or Pencil2D 

Adobe Audition → Audacity

Adobe Illustrator → Inkscape 

Adobe Photoshop → GNU Image Manipulation Program or Paint.NET

Adobe Premiere Pro/After Effects → Fusion, Shotcut, OpenShot, Natron, or Blender

Autodesk Maya → Blender 

Clip Studio Paint/Paint Tool SAI → Krita, FireAlpaca, (both also include animation tools!) or MediBang Paint

FL Studio → LMMS

Microsoft Office → LibreOffice or Calligra Suite 

Scrivener → Celtx (sort of?) or Evernote

VLC media player → VLC media player lol

freeware can be a great opportunity to get a feel for something and learn a new skill. and in some cases, the free versions are almost as powerful, so you might find that you saved a lot of money but made work that was just about equal to what you might have done with paid software!

[neyruto]

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

[omnybus]

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

[serendipiteaart]

Not that anyone asked for this but

[viostormcaller]

YOOOOOOOOOO

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

[transmeddragon]

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[rileyr0123]

[captain-winchester-27-deactivat]

Holy fuck😂

[satans-gal-pal]

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

[chynathemedic]

Do you support trump?

Yes. I do. I don’t think everything he does is right but he’s been a good president.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

imagine a calico cat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

now tabby

[bugleaguechew]

Slow down I’m still working on the first one

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

sorry

[chynathemedic]

What do I imagine next?

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[vibinwitch]

It has 3 million notes

[everythingisinabag-deactivated2]

Oh my god

This is so old

How did I find it

[callme-geek]

Oh 2013….

[cr1ng3y]

I’m still doing it idc

[bring-loki-back]

This isn’t Marvel but I feel like it’s important

[ithinkthereforiamfandom]

Very important.

[diego-hargreeves-official]

Still a valid thing

[random-thoughts-on-the-outsiders]

We must keep this spreading…

[littleladykatiesblog]

@whatistarnationn. If you ever do this to me you better say my tumblr name cause I’m gonna be a whole idiot and forget😂

[wetsydy]

LMaoaooo

[chynathemedic]

3July2019

[queen-with-goals]

I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.

[ellawritesstuff02]

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE

[gallusrostromegalus]

I had class at the gardens today and while I was eating lunch by the pond, watching the family of ducks that comes into the picnic area to beg for food.  Today, the mother mallard had her offspring in tow. The sight was very adorable and resulted in much salad and fries being thrown thier way.  I was only sort of paying attention to thier movments when the following conversation took place at the next table over:

Toddler, just learning how to talk: *excited gasp*  A FUCK!

Mother: JENNA NO!

Jenna, bouncing up and down with glee: BABYS!  BABY FUCKS! BABY FUCKS!

Mother, hissing whisper of desperation: J e n n a   p l e a s e !

Jenna, ecstatic:FEEDA FUCKS!  FEEDA FUCKS!

Jenna, turning to me and gesturing: BABY FUCKS!!

Me:  Yeah!  Did you know a baby Duck is called a Duckling?

Jenna: !!!!!

Jenna: MOMMY!  FUCKLEYS!

Mother: I’m so sorry.

Me: Are you kidding?  This is the highlight of my week.

Jenna, chanting as shes loadedint the stroller and wheeled away: BA-BY FUCK-LEY! BA-BY FUCK-LEY! BA-BY FUCK-LEY!

The ducks continued their search for fries, uncaring.

[arirna]

[nightmarecleric]

I have this really stupid and terrible Stolen Century headcanon that during one cycle Barry decides to grow a full beard and almost every other member of the IPRE fucking hates it. (It doesn’t look BAD, exactly, it’s just you get used to someone’s face looking a certain way once youve known them for almost a hundred years and its WEIRD)  

The crew begs him to shave it off for months. He refuses because Lup thinks it’s cute. 

[nightmarecleric]

Davenport: Barry, that beard is against IPRE regulation.

Barry: Since when? Merle and Magnus also have beards?  

Davenport: Since… … Uh… … … Please?

He looks over Lucretia’s shoulder and she’s drawn a little cartoony illustration of him in one of her journals and written “INCORRECT” underneath it in big block letters.

Magnus: Barry I love you and you’re my family and you’re perfect but I can’t stand your face right now and I refuse to look at it

Taako leaves a straight razor on his bed and he’s not sure if it’s a gift or a threat.

Merle: Who the fuck are you?

(No one can tell if Merle is joking.)

Lup: ♥‿♥

[staurolith]

Sorry to hijack this and ruin it with terrible formatting but these were so good and I was inspired and had to doodle all of them:

[nightmarecleric]

OH MY GOD!!  ♥ ♥ ♥

I LOVE THIS SO SO MUCH AAAHAHA

[jetbaloo]

someone said something about a tattoo artist and flower shop owner danbrey au and i was like oh god UWU!! take this to soothe your poor sould after whatever the fuck just happened in ep 28

[wheretheeternalare]

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

[pamisleyphd]

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this

[pauliedraws]

Angus McDonald is one of the greatest characters ever conceived.

[stimman4000]

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[desiree-harding]

Look all I’m saying is that Kravitz is canonically probably the most fucking mysterious man in Faerun.

I mean as the Grim Reaper he’s not going to tell anyone what he does for a living because like he’s gotta go after these necromancers. And he has a cool scythe that can teleport him in and out of his and Taako’s house without ever having to use a door. And that Taako definitely shows him off at like social events and Taako is the biggest celebrity in Fareun so…

I mean, from the perspective of just like your average Faerunian, Taako (the biggest celebrity in the planar system) has a husband who 

1. Never leaves the house without him

2. Is very attractive (as is mentioned by Griffin every time Kravitz appears in the podcast, basically)

3. Has no discernible profession or pastime outside of just… being Taako’s companion

…Kravitz… Kravitz is just a trophy husband in Faerun’s eyes

It’s definitely Faerun celebrity news that Kravitz is just a nobody Taako plucked off the street because he’s hot and like the press isn’t sure how to feel about the fact that their most popular universe savior just like… has a kept man as his husband, apparently.

[terezis]

he’s also extremely well-dressed, and has no concept of money whatsoever - both because he is funded by a goddess, for whom money is no object, and also because Things Were So Much Cheaper When He Was Alive, What Do You Mean This Costs One Hundred Gold, Oh My God. 

and u know taako likes to shower him in gifts. he’s a savior of the multiverse! he’s rich now!!! he can afford to splurge.

what i am trying to say here is that they think kravitz is taako’s sugar baby.

[anonymousalchemist]

does kravitz even understand modern currency 

[terezis]

#random death criminals being apprehended by kravitz must be so fucking surprised #like ‘oh lmao what’s taako from tv’s trophy husband doing here OH GOD SKELETON OH FUCK HE’S TH-’ #he’d be annoyed if it weren’t so damn convenient

(via shineoftherainbow)

[childhoodruiner]

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[baebiebleu-deactivated20190611]

Nahhh, can’t risk it.

[imkiwhereslevi]

✨sorry y’all

[whimslight]

im sorry yall

[biggestniq]

I work in insurance yall, I ain’t risking shit