Lucifer, clearing his throat: All of you, I have a question.
Mammon: What’s up?
Lucifer: . . . What does ‘thicc’ mean? With two c s.
Beel:
Asmo:
Levi: [ silently live-tweeting ]
Mammon: [ chokes ]
Satan and Belphie: [ doubles over laughing ]
Mammon, sweating: It’s uh . . . Well . . . I guess it kinda means you have a nice butt?
Lucifer:
Lucifer, staring at his phone screen and whispering: Why, Lord Diavolo.



















