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She/Her || Kiwi || DBH trash || Marvel stan || Sometimes i doodle || shtposter

[3rdgymbros]

Lucifer, clearing his throat: All of you, I have a question.

Mammon: What’s up?

Lucifer: . . . What does ‘thicc’ mean? With two c s.

Beel:

Asmo:

Levi: [ silently live-tweeting ]

Mammon: [ chokes ]

Satan and Belphie: [ doubles over laughing ]

Mammon, sweating: It’s uh . . . Well . . . I guess it kinda means you have a nice butt?

Lucifer:

Lucifer, staring at his phone screen and whispering: Why, Lord Diavolo.

[starcrystalrose]

✧⋆＊⋆☆✦ || Saeran Choi || ✦☆⋆＊⋆✧

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I saw so many pretty Gif Sets so I wanted to do one with MM lol..I tried to make it look like a 90′s Anime…I hope you like them ✨

[typicallynottrademarked]

Gavin: You would make a terrible therapist

RK900: Explain

Gavin: If I sat you down and told you that I feel like I'm worthless, what would you say?

RK900: You are

Gavin: This is my point

[houseofpaincakes]

Gavin & Nines | Detroit Evolution

[chicago-reeed]

Chris is big brain detective

[octopunkmedia]

Detroit Evolution is here! This 75-minute-long Detroit Become Human fan made film is a love letter to the Reed900 ship and the world of DBH. 

Watch in 4K for highest resolution. Subtitles available in over two dozen languages! 

Spoiler talk is welcome, just be sure to tag it DESpoilers so people can mute!

[typicallynottrademarked]

[mymycorrhizae]

Detroit Evolution - Gavin & Nines.

[typicallynottrademarked]

RK900: Detective Reed, we can't go in there

Gavin: What?

RK900: *points to the sign*

RK900: It says 18+. There's only two of us

Gavin: Nines you're so phcking stupid, just invite more people

[typicallynottrademarked]

RK900: Detective, I think you're just like this book

Gavin: Oh? Because I'm a page turner~?

RK900: [lets go so all pages flutter to the ground]

RK900: Because you're fucking spineless

[typicallynottrademarked]

Gavin: Cupboard is such a weird word. Like a skateboard for cups? A group of cups having a board meeting? But what would they be talking about? Why are cups the only ones with boards?

RK900: When I asked you what was on your mind, you could have said literally anything else

[typicallynottrademarked]

Gavin: You ready to go?

RK900, surprised: You mean right now?

Gavin: Yeah come on

RK900: *gets into fighting stance*

Gavin: Wait what're yo-

RK900: *punches Gavin in the face*

Gavin: OW! What the f-

RK900, confused: I was ready to go. Were you not ready to go?

Gavin:

Gavin: Home. Ready to go home, you complete buffoon

[typicallynottrademarked]

Connor: What are you doing?

RK900: *digging into a jar of m&m's and putting some into a separate bowl* Detective Reed likes the green ones, so I'm separating them.

Connor: Aw that's so sweet! I knew you two would get along!

RK900: What? No, I plan to eat them all in front of him.

[typicallynottrademarked]

Gavin: What are you?

RK900: An android.

Gavin: Wrong.

RK900:

RK900: *tiny gasp*

RK900: Your android

[typicallynottrademarked]

RK900: I hope you know that whenever I'm with you, I either really really want to kiss you, or I really really hope you drop dead without any explanation.

Gavin: There's no in between?

RK900: There's no in between.

[typicallynottrademarked]

Gavin: Show me something I've never seen before

RK900: *nods and slowly proceeds to macarena*

[typicallynottrademarked]

Gavin: You look like my first boyfriend

RK900: You've been in a relationship before?

Gavin: No

RK900: What?

Later

RK900, suddenly breaking out of stasis at 12AM: O H

[typicallynottrademarked]

Gavin: Why is your expression always so emo

RK900: Emo?

Gavin: Yeah. Like a moody teenager going through a phase

RK900: Like you, then?

Gavin: I-

Gavin, quietly under his breath: it's not a phcking phase