#incorrect dbh quote

[detroitbecomefandom]

Connor: How do you cope with your trauma?

Hank: The trick is to play your music louder than your thoughts

Connor: I asked seriously, Lieutenant

Hank: Well, did I stutter?

[sahlo-connor]

nines: guys help there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly

gavin, on the bottom bunk: seriously fuck you

[androidtrash800]

Hank: Alright, let's see if anyone signed up to be Santa because I'm not doing it again.

Hank: Gavin, why the fuck did you sign up to be Santa?

Gavin: What I can't do something nice and be Santa for once?

Hank: No. Why did you sign up?

Gavin: ... I want Nines to sit on my lap.

[typicallynottrademarked]

RK900: Detective, I think you're just like this book

Gavin: Oh? Because I'm a page turner~?

RK900: [lets go so all pages flutter to the ground]

RK900: Because you're fucking spineless

[holoyall]

RK900′s first day at DPD

Gavin: Really? Another phcking toaster from Cyberlife?

Tina: Ignore Gavin, he’s being a bitch.

RK900: *whispers* MY bitch.

[kianraidelcam]

Hank: Alright, now that you're deviant, you're going to try to not die, right?

Connor: I will actively avoid shutting down, yes.

Connor:

[detroit-fanatic]

Nines and gavin

Gavin:What are you, three?

Nines:Yeah three heads taller than you

*5 minutes later*

Gavin banging on Nines his bedroom:OPEN THE DOOR, YOU COWARD!

Nines:It was a joke!

[detroitbecomefandom]

Gavin: How loud would it be if every cat meowed at once?

Nines: The average cat meow is 65/75dB, above speaking volume but below shouting. There are approximately 2 billion cats in the world. So, by that math, 130 to 150 dB, which is about 100 million dragons all roaring at once.

Gavin:

Gavin, fingergunning: Cat-astrophically loud!