choking on my own insanity

I try where I can

[typicaltofe]

hihihi! :P

come yap w me abt any of these things and i won’t stop <3

current hyper fixation: baseball and hockey rpf…….. I promise I’m normal

[metal-autistic-coven]

They're my everything

[ashlettuce]

Yk the ship is a banger when it gets compared to bert and ernie

[clemenzuela]

yeah… i have lost all faith in this season by now and i am a shell of who i once was

[pinetreeleafstick]

And just to add insult to injury, we’re always performing this humiliation ritual while being broadcast on the jumbotron (trending). Was losing not enough on its own?

[rockifresa]

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[krushing]

shohei always sliding up from behind yoshi like he’s hitting on him in a gay bar with all seats taken. and it’s smooth as hell and works every time. if it ain’t broken as joe davis would say

[krushing]

you’re shohei ohtani you’re the greatest baseball player in the history of the sport you’ve gotten everything you could ever get in accolades and sponsorships and accommodations and metrical achievements you sign with the los angeles dodgers and tell them to defer the money and pursue other players from japan specifically yoshinobu yamamoto and they get him with your deferred contract money they offered you and you can’t pitch for nearly two years so all that you could want is the cy young and you know that and yet you know who is the best pitcher in the game right now and you win two world series together and one of the first things you tell the press is that yoshinobu yayamoto is the best pitcher in the world (and you are right). they got him on your team. partly but no so partly because it was in many ways just for you. and you know this. even when you still have some goals ahead of you, you have everything you could ever want to achieve them. you know this.

[magicmitchelly]

i miss his pretty face💔💔 hockey come back quicker please

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

[rocketeverywhere]

ily yoshinobu yamamoto❤️ I wish you were real 💔

[ninth-inning]

can I come over and stare at you like this