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[typing-catastrophe]

scrolling through the stanford x reader posts on this website and seeing headcanons ranging from "this man has not one kinky bone in his body" to "nasty slut" is really something xd

[pyrokuna]

In my head darling is a beautiful he him butch so I forget canonically what she* looks like is. This.

(As far as ik hes forced into this though? Unless i was misinformed)

*canon darling

[kodzukoi]

guys i just aced my quiz first try (my motivation was chipotle) PLEASE BE PROUD OF ME LSDKFJWEORJSKLFJS

[greatescapist]

[rnedjed]

mood for today

[chimseoki]

Typing... | 03

Your best friend recommends you to try out a new social app and as you are trying it out you make a new, mysterious friend.

Jungkook x Reader

Idol!au — Online Friends!au

1.5k words

Contains: comedy, drama, and so much more!

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[100% Battery Fully Charged] Your phone indicated as you ate some leftovers from 2 days ago. Yummy. By that you mean yuck. You’d probably get sick eating the leftovers you’re eating right now, but you didn’t care. You were hungry as fuck. Once you arrived at your apartment an hour ago, you took a long shower, since yesterday you were too tired to do so. The water felt nice and warm against your skin. You even washed your hair since the water felt so good. Feeling relaxed after that, you were now eating in your small round, wooden table with your microwaved 2-day old chicken. At least it’s a bit warm now. Sigh. Taking a bite of it, you finally looked at the mysterious person’s message.

[JJ123456789]: Yeah, my name is JJ123456789!

[JJ123456789]: Haha, just kidding! 😂😂 Sorry about my lame jokes.

[JJ123456789]: My name is actually Jun.

Ah, Jun. A simple name, but still mysterious. One of your many questions about the mysterious person has finally been answered. Now you can call that person by their name and not ‘JJ123456789’. It is only fair that you tell them your real name since they told you theirs. Taking your phone from the table you typed in a message.

[thisusserisnottaken]: You have a really cool name, I like it. My name is Y/n and now I feel like I can properly say nice to meet you, Jun!

[JJ123456789 is typing…]

| Jungkook’s P.O.V |

Going back to when he first saw your message this morning, he had gotten slightly nervous. Once he had seen the question you had asked him a few hours ago, he had frozen in his spot. He could feel his heart about to jump out his chest once he saw what you had texted him. Jungshook. The young boy quickly spits out his mouthful of toothpaste as he placed his toothbrush in its place and ran out of the bathroom. With his phone at hand, he quickly went to Namjoon and Taehyung’s shared room as he panicked, not knowing how to respond to your question. People talked to him through this app often, yeah, but you were the only one brave enough to ask him what his name was. All the people he talked to always referred to him as ‘JJ123456789’. As he saw your question, he panicked. “Namjoon hyung,” Jungkook shook the older boy’s left shoulder as he stood from the side of his bed, wanting to ask for his advice. “I need your help.” Namjoon groaned sleepily at the younger boy. The older boy turned around to face the maknae, slowly opening his eyes to see why the younger boy was waking him up this early. “Jungkook, what do you need help with? What’s wrong?” “You know that app you told me about recently?” “Yes, what about it?” “Well,” Jungkook scratched the back of his head as he looked nervously at Namjoon, “I was talking with a really nice girl and she asked for my name.” Namjoon hears the word girl and a cheeky smile immediately forms on his lips. “A girl?” His eyebrows move up and down as his sleepy eyes look at the maknae with the interest of knowing who this girl was. “Yah hyung, why are you doing that— Please stop.” Jungkook gently pushed Namjoon’s shoulder so he would stop moving his eyebrows that way and just help him with his problem. Namjoon stopped playing and focused on Jungkook, wanting to help him out. “Okay, okay. So, you’re telling me she asked for your name?” Jungkook nods his head, “Yes.” “And what are you going to answer?” “Well I don—” “Jungkook..,” Namjoon interrupts, “We’ve already talked about this. I told you how to act and think if someone did ask you this question. Now, let’s see if you remember what I said when I first showed you the app,” Jungkook gulped as he looked at his hyung slightly nervous. “What were those things?” “Never tell people who I am. Be careful with my words and with what I say. Hide the truth about my life..” “And? What else, Jungkook?” “Be myself.” “Be yourself, that’s right. So why don’t you just be yourself and tell her a name that you feel comfortable with? I’m sure she’s a nice girl so just be true to yourself and don’t be nervous with responding any hard questions. Just relax and think about all the things I’ve told you and you’ll be alright.” Namjoon gave him a reassuring smile and Jungkook smiled back. He felt his hyung has given him the answer to many things. He just has to be himself, but he also has to be careful. Namjoon was just like a brother to Jungkook, all his hyungs were. But he had a special connection with Namjoon and he always appreciates his advice. “Thank you, hyung.” “No problem, Jungkook—” “Guys, please stop talking. I’m trying to sleep.” A sleepy Taehyung sits up and groans loudly as Namjoon and Jungkook have been talking for a good while now. “Sorry, Taehyung. We’ll be quiet.” Namjoon apologizes on behalf of the two of them and the sleepy opened eyed boy just gives them a thumbs up. Taehyung lays back down and goes back to sleep. In just a couple seconds Jungkook and Namjoon hear him snoring in his sleep just like before the younger boy had arrived in the room.

[A couple weeks later]

“Jimin!” Hoseok yells from the car where all of the members are waiting for the last member. “We are going to be late! Hurry up.” Jimin was always the last member to ever arrive. He was always very late. Always taking his time while getting ready, since his hair is the hardest to style on his own. That’s what he always says and complains about. His hair is the frizziest in the morning so he’s always wearing something on his head like a hat, or a beanie. While All the members laughed at the wobbling Jimin that was running with only one shoe on towards the car, Jungkook was smiling like an idiot with his eyes focused on his phone.

[JJ123456789]: Wow, so people there are like that?

[thisusserisnottaken]: Yes, my job can be very frustrating sometimes.

[JJ123456789]: I guess every job can be like that once in a while, Y/n. Hahaha

[thisusserisnottaken]: You’re right on that, Jun 😩👍🏻

[JJ123456789]: [sends a dancing ice cream gif]

[JJ123456789]: Look at how cute!

[thisusserisnottaken]: Oh god, why are you doing this to me Jun? Ice cream is ew. It’s like poop on a cone.

That message got Jungkook to laugh loudly. He knew how you were going to react since you two have been texting each other nonstop the past few weeks. He always stays a bit late so he could talk to you since you make him smile with your messages. Jungkook is starting to feel comfortable talking to you and he enjoys that feeling. All the members stared at Jungkook as he continued laughing at your message. “Still texting that girl?” Yoongi asks with a smirk. “We might as well meet her soon, she’s making our Kookie laugh 24/7,” Taehyung adds. “He doesn’t even laugh that much when I tell him my dad jokes,” Jin said playfully, sad, and annoyed, making all the members laugh. Jungkook was still glued to his phone and he didn’t really listen to what the other members were saying.

[JJ123456789]: Friends can be so lame sometimes.

[thisusserisnottaken]: Ikr! I have a friend called Nicole and she just can’t stop making lame dad jokes all the time.

[JJ123456789]: I have a friend like that too, I get you.

[thisusserisnottaken]: But dad jokes can be funny sometimes.

[JJ123456789]: True

[thisusserisnottaken]: What do you call many babies in a shower?

[JJ123456789]: Bath full of babies?

[thisusserisnottaken]: Nope. A baby shower!

“Hahahahhaha!” Jungkook bursts out laughing, even louder than before and that catches his hyungs attention again. He places one hand on Hoseok’s shoulder as he laughs his ass out, almost falling off his seat. “Jungkook snorted—” Jimin commented as he chuckled, watching the youngest laugh. Namjoon read the message you sent in Jungkook’s phone quickly and chuckled while reading it. “First time I’ve ever heard him snort and it’s all because of a girl.” A special girl, Jungkook thought.

An hour passed and most of the members have fallen asleep. They were all on their way to a photoshoot for the new concept photos of their new album. They are working extra hard for this one and they’re excited for it to release. Jungkook looked around the car and saw all the members asleep, except Taehyung, who was up, playing games, and Yoongi, who was listening to music with his eyes closed. He was still smiling like an idiot texting you as he felt happy doing so.

[thisusserisnottaken]: Hey, Jun?

[JJ123456789]: Yes?

[thisusserisnottaken]: Is it okay if I do something?

JJ123456789: Do wh

Before Jungkook could finish typing his response he saw something pop up on his phone that made his heart stop. His smile faded away as he stared down at his phone and gulped loudly.

[thisusserisnottaken is calling you]

[ANSWERING] 📞

Connecting…

[typing-catastrophe]

hi!! drew a little scene of hallucination r & ford !! hope its alright!!

OMG ARE YOU KIDDING ME? that's so fucking cool omg i loveit!!!!! thats one of the coolest things to ever happen to me like,,,

😭😭😭🥰🥰

i literally can't express how happy this makes me, thank you so fucking much i love it!!! <333

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