random sentence starters: the third
change around as you see fit!
โ i want to be like you.ย โ
โ that is โฆ literally illegal. youโre describing something illegal. โ
โ whatโs the plan here ?ย โ
โ please just โฆ come home.ย โ
โ all iโm saying is that jurassic park could happen !ย โ
โ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ?ย โ
โ iโm a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up.ย โ
โ youโre so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to goโย โ
โ hey , uh , what do you got there ?ย โ
โ weโre not friends.ย โ
โ so , do you come here often or โฆ ?ย โ
โ slow down , i just want to get to know you โฆย โ
โ iโm angry at you ! iโm upset ! and you โฆ you donโt even care !ย โ
โ will you promise to marry me in the future ?ย โ
โ what are your thoughts on having kids ?ย โ
โ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad momentโ stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didnโt have to do us like that !ย โ
โ youโre my best friend. iโll always have your back.ย โ
โ โฆ do you want to do something stupid with me ?ย โ
โ you donโt have to be jealous , you know~ย โ
โ did you do this ?ย โ
โ for once can you please be honest with me ?ย โ
โ lets run away together. anywhere. iโm tired of this life.ย โ
โ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ?ย โ
โ how much britney spears iโve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business !ย โ
โ god โฆ i canโt look away , itโs like my eyes are drawn to it.ย โ
โ why are you leaving ?ย โ
โ admit it โฆ i drive you wild.ย โ
โ youโre so infuriating.ย โ
โ i hate this town.ย โ
โ iโm one call away , okay ? just one call.ย โ
โ you want me so bad , donโt you ?ย โ
โ iโll just live in the forest as a goblin.ย โ
โ you donโt know what iโm capable of.ย โ
โ you want a tattoo of what now ?ย โ
โ i canโt believe iโm confessing this but โฆ i really really like you.ย โ
โ look me in the eye when youโre breaking my heart ! you donโt get to look away , dammit !ย โ
โ i canโt believe weโve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing.ย โ
โ hey , hey , hey โฆ guess what ?ย โ
โ you are my platonic soulmate.ย โ
โ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals.ย โ
โ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. thatโs anime logic , at least.ย โ
โ i canโt believe i fell in love โฆ like an idiot.ย โ
โ iโve never fallen in love before โฆ whatโs it like ?ย โ
โ hello ? 911 ? iโd like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells โฆ.ย โ
โ wow , look who remembered my existence.ย โ
โ you want to hear a story ? oh uh โฆ well โฆ uh โฆ l โ let me tell you all about how this boyโs life got flipped turned upside downโย โ
โ โฆ not many people really talk to me โฆย โ
โ tell me all about you. anything. everything.ย โ