Tyrazual @tyrazual - Tumblr Blog

Sooooo James glitched big time at the citadel dlc party. I invited him to hang out at the apartment and it triggered the party starting. So he got stuck dancing by the punching bag all night.

joudama

I mean, honestly, that seems pretty on brand for James ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

snizabelle

Shepard: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Garrus once jeopardized a hostage situation and almost shot Dr. Michel in the face and and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Garrus: I’m going to kill every gang member on Omega by myself

Shepard, already taking off their clothes: Garrus you’re so fucking stupid

mounted-archer

[Edge of Yesterday] by @that-wildwolf is so deliciously angsty I couldn't put it doooowewwennnnn

skyberia

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

nieyao

the comments have me in tears

abowlofjellyfish

twiggies-draws

@rogue-bard

It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)

library-seraph

every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)

morticianart

Garrus Vakarian

sirlorence-deactivated20251220

Sometimes I don't even give a post a chance, won't even read the first few words. Just a quick peak at two random ones in the middle and I keep scrolling.