tyson

even though i don't have the official title, i'm the fucking king of the farm.

[diego-fernandez-blog]

Until you have no choice but to come to the hospital. It’ll happen. Trust me.

[tyson-leslie]

I doubt it. I'm too fuckin' healthy for that.

[diego-fernandez-blog]

No, that wouldn’t be worth it. I’m going to wait.

[tyson-leslie]

Until what?

[diego-fernandez-blog]

You’ll regret saying that.

[tyson-leslie]

Hell no I won't. What are you gonna do? Hurt me?

[diego-fernandez-blog]

Excuse me?

[tyson-leslie]

She. Is. Useless. Understand that?

[diego-fernandez-blog]

You count on the doctor I work with. It’s the same thing.

[tyson-leslie]

Who says I count on her? Doctors are bullshit, she's useless.

[diego-fernandez-blog]

No. You and everyone else count on me to save your pathetic lives.

[tyson-leslie]

Pretty  humble view you have of yourself there.

But no, I don't count on you.

[diego-fernandez-blog]

You can’t touch me.

[tyson-leslie]

I can, easily.

[diego-fernandez-blog]

Alright, moron.

[tyson-leslie]

Any fuckin' name and you're dead.

[diego-fernandez-blog]

Of course. I won’t argue with an idiot.

[tyson-leslie]

Call me an idiot one more time, and I will snap you in half.

[scottvday-blog]

I’m a blimp in Beasty’s bubble. Hello, I’m Hanna.

[tyson-leslie]

I'm Tyson.

[diego-fernandez-blog]

Don’t complain when you’re taken to the hospital because of an early heart attack.

[tyson-leslie]

I will complain. Don't tell me what to do.

[scottvday-blog]

Well, I kinda forgot your actual name.

[tyson-leslie]

In all fairness, I forgot yours too.

[scottvday-blog]

No thanks, Beasty. I’d like my limbs intact.

[tyson-leslie]

Beasty? Is that my new name now?

[diego-fernandez-blog]

Disgusting.

[tyson-leslie]

Fuck off, more for me then.

[tyson-leslie]

Anyone even thinking about battling me for those fried twinkie burgers are gonna go down. I will risk jail time for them.

[riley-coleman-deactivated201502]

"I think it’s best if I use my own shirt, don’t want to ruin yours. Thank you though."

[tyson-leslie]

"I work on a farm, literal shit gets on my shirt. But hey, whatever you want girlie."

[riley-coleman-deactivated201502]

"Excuse me, do you have anything I can use to wipe some oil off of my hands?…. Ah, you know what, nevermind. I’ll just use my shirt."

[tyson-leslie]

"I was gonna offer my shirt, but looks like you're already set on your own."